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Clips from Louie (2010) - Cop Story (S05E05)

"Come on, just try to steal the ball, Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Try to get it. Okay. All right."
Louie (2010)
"Yes!"
Louie (2010)
"In your face, loser!"
Louie (2010)
"You suck, man!"
Louie (2010)
"That's what I do, man!"
Louie (2010)
"All day."
Louie (2010)
"You know, different situations, you gotta do different things."
Louie (2010)
"You just sneak it in-- Don't you--"
Louie (2010)
"Don't move!"
Louie (2010)
"Son of a bitch!"
Louie (2010)
"Right. Don't you move!"
Louie (2010)
"And that's it."
Louie (2010)
"He'll give up and that's the end of it"
Louie (2010)
"and most of the time you don't even have to do that,"
Louie (2010)
"but sometimes you get in their face hard, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"we're going to a Knicks game,"
Louie (2010)
"How you doing, pal."
Louie (2010)
"It's all right, pal, I'm on the job."
Louie (2010)
"You're from the third, right?"
Louie (2010)
"Nah."
Louie (2010)
"Look, I come in here all the time."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know you."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, bro, look, you're embarrassing me"
Louie (2010)
"in front of my friend."
Louie (2010)
"We're supposed to go to the game."
Louie (2010)
"Well, that's your fault"
Louie (2010)
"You gotta take a walk."
Louie (2010)
"It's all right, man, it doesn't matter."
Louie (2010)
"It's okay."
Louie (2010)
"No, It don't matter. It's all right."
Louie (2010)
"Asshole."
Louie (2010)
"That guy's an asshole anyway."
Louie (2010)
"All right. Let's just go to a bar."
Louie (2010)
"That's what real fans do anyway, right?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Yeah, exactly."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, no, I was--"
Louie (2010)
"I was a mess when your sister broke up with me."
Louie (2010)
"You know, I always saw us getting married."
Louie (2010)
"You know?"
Louie (2010)
"- Well-- - The thing like about guys like you and me, it's like,"
Louie (2010)
"we're being selected out, you know, like--"
Louie (2010)
"they're the ones with the pussies"
Louie (2010)
"so they get to decide who has a family, who has a girlfriend,"
Louie (2010)
"you know, who gets to suck their little titties."
Louie (2010)
"- Well-- - And the thing that pisses me off with somebody like you"
Louie (2010)
"you got no kind of face at all and you're fat,"
Louie (2010)
"but me, I've always been attractive to women."
Louie (2010)
"I just... I..."
Louie (2010)
"I never find one that--"
Louie (2010)
"that I really own."
Louie (2010)
"You know, like, sometimes I just--"
Louie (2010)
"You know, I feel really bad."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just-- I'm just wondering,"
Louie (2010)
"I've been doing this for 19 years, Louie,"
Louie (2010)
"and I'm still a patrolman."
Louie (2010)
"How do you think I like it?"
Louie (2010)
"No, just..."
Louie (2010)
"Hey."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"I'm really proud of your comedy thing you got going on."
Louie (2010)
"It's cool. Oh, thanks, man, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"You know, the thing is, is that, you're not that funny."
Louie (2010)
"You know, I seen you on a few things, I never really laugh,"
Louie (2010)
"I'm always like, oh, shit, there's Louie,"
Louie (2010)
"but it's not like I really think it's funny,"
Louie (2010)
"and you know, that's not a criticism, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"It's not?"
Louie (2010)
"you gotta find something that makes you funny."
Louie (2010)
"You understand?"
Louie (2010)
"Like, you know those carnie games with the clowns"
Louie (2010)
"and the clown is on the dunk tank"
Louie (2010)
"throw the baseballs and knock him in the tank?"
Louie (2010)
"That's what you gotta do."
Louie (2010)
"You gotta do something like that,"
Louie (2010)
"you know what I'm saying, Mr. Clown?"
Louie (2010)
"You totally knock that shit-- Stop it."
Louie (2010)
"What? What are you talking about?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm just-- Stop it!"
Louie (2010)
"Stop!"
Louie (2010)
"Come on, have some balls, I'm just--"
Louie (2010)
"I'm just playing around."
Louie (2010)
"You know, Lenny, I'm gonna go home."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna walk-- I'm gonna walk home."
Louie (2010)
"so we'll go together. You know what? I'd rather you didn't."
Louie (2010)
"What are you talking about? Why are you saying that?"
Louie (2010)
"and you walk another way, maybe I'll--"
Louie (2010)
"Maybe I'll see you another time."
Louie (2010)
"Well, what does that mean?"
Louie (2010)
"Maybe I'll see you another time?"
Louie (2010)
"It means maybe I won't see you another time."
Louie (2010)
"that somebody's having a hard time being around you."
Louie (2010)
"Is that really a big surprise?"
Louie (2010)
"You don't give a shit about what I have to say."
Louie (2010)
"Do you know that I have two daughters?"
Louie (2010)
"Do you care? I don't think you do."
Louie (2010)
"And that's fine, that's--"
Louie (2010)
"That's who you are."
Louie (2010)
"But you're hitting me and you're physically hurting me"
Louie (2010)
"I can't let myself be around somebody who's physically"
Louie (2010)
"hurting me every two minutes."
Louie (2010)
"No, though, I didn't hurt you."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, no, no, no, no."
Louie (2010)
"you don't get to decide that you didn't."
Louie (2010)
"Hurt you?"
Louie (2010)
"What about you hurting me?"
Louie (2010)
"Huh, what about you hurting me?"
Louie (2010)
"How did I hurt you?"
Louie (2010)
"By what you're saying, it's hurting me right now."
Louie (2010)
"How do you think that makes me feel?"
Louie (2010)
"you're no good, Lenny."
Louie (2010)
"You're a piece of garbage and I hope you die, Lenny."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't say any of that."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, you did!"
Louie (2010)
"Look, I know that I'm hard to be around."
Louie (2010)
"Okay?"
Louie (2010)
"You know how many friends I have at my job?"
Louie (2010)
"None."
Louie (2010)
"I've been there 19 years"
Louie (2010)
"and you know, they always wind up"
Louie (2010)
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