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Clips from Seinfeld - The Gum (S07E07)

"After Dinkins lost the election, he had a complete nervous breakdown."
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"They had to lock him up."
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"That's around the same time I broke up with Lloyd."
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"I remember, when we parted company, I was babbling incoherently for months."
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"Yeah, well, I've got news for you."
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"While I was growing up all I heard from my mother was:"
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"And in the end, Lloyd Braun became more like you."
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"- Right, gotta get going. - Aren't you coming to Spartacus?"
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"I gotta deliver Christmas presents to my parents."
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"- I thought they were out of town. - Why do you think I'm going now?"
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"Oh, snazzy car."
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"It used to belong to Jon Voight."
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"- Mind if I look under the hood? - No, go ahead, Pop."
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"- You always knew your cars. - Yeah."
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"Oh, Deena, Deena. Deena, look who's here."
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"- George Costanza, is that you? - Hey, Deena. Come on, give us a hug."
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"Boy, those were some crazy times."
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"Yeah, yeah. Speaking of crazy, did you hear about Lloyd Braun?"
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"The Alex was built in 1922, during the golden age of movie palaces."
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"Minor restorations in 1941, '47, '52, '58, '63..."
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"...and currently to our present period of time."
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"- You're really getting into this? - I am."
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"The icing on the cake would be that landmark status from the city."
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"We're hoping Lloyd Braun can pull a few strings."
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"Oh, can on Lloyd really do that?"
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"What? Lloyd's here? No, no, I'd rather..."
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"- Hi, Elaine. - Lloyd. Yes, hello."
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"We reserved some special seats so we can all sit together."
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"...because... Because he forgot his glasses."
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"So thanks for getting us the... We'll see you afterwards."
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"Come on."
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"That was odd."
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"You're not crazy. Jerry does wear glasses."
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"He just forgot them, that's all."
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"I'm sorry, but I didn't want Lloyd thinking I was leading him on again."
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"Seeing him made me feel very uncomfortable."
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"- Poor Lloyd. - I know. Completely bonkers."
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"I'm sorry I can't be so flip about this kind of thing."
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"Pop? What happened to Pop?"
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"I thought you heard."
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"He had a nervous breakdown last year."
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"That's why I'm taking care of him."
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"He doesn't have the auto shop anymore?"
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"- I gotta go. - What?"
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"That's enough, Pop. Put down the wrench, Pop."
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"- Sorry you forgot those glasses. - I don't know what I was thinking."
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"- How did you like that gum? - He loved it."
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"Kramer, you know, there isn't a light in the ladies room."
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"Yeah, it's being repaired."
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"Oh, God."
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"- You all right? - I sat too close to the screen."
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"I just gotta stretch out in a hot bath."
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"It was nice see you again, Lloyd."
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"I mean, he's flooding the sidewalk."
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"It's a waste of water. Couldn't he just use a broom?"
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"Hey, you with the hose."
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"Here, put these glasses on."
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"- What's this for? - Lloyd's gonna be here any minute."
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"- So what? - Well, he thinks you wear those."
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"They're from the lost and found at the Alex."
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"This is ridiculous. I'm not gonna put these on."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Oh, yeah, that's very nice. Very nice."
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"Excuse me, I was in here this morning..."
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"...but you only gave me change for a 10."
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"- I don't think so. - Oh, I think so."
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"And I can prove it."
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"You see, I was doodling on the bill..."
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"...and so if you have a 20 in there with big lips on it..."
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"Not unless you buy something."
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"Hey, George."
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"I know I gave it to you."
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"George, you mind? I'm kind of in a hurry."
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"Fine, fine. Excuse me."
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"Think I'm gonna forget about this? I haven't forgotten. I don't forget easily."
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"- Oh, Lloyd. - Hi, Jerry."
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"- Got some more of that gum. - Oh, the gum."
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"Yeah, let's all enjoy a chew, huh?"
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"- All right. - Oh, boy."
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"Sit down."
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"Yeah, now, see, this is what the holidays are all about."
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"Three buddies sitting around chewing gum, huh?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'll introduce you. You can get it get it whenever."
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"- Don't you, Jerry? - Yes, I do, Kramer."
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"What is that all about, huh?"
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"She was practically undressing in front of me at the theatre."
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"- I didn't see anything. - You really missed a show, buddy."
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"Yeah."
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"It's understandable."
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"...l've become very sensitive to the warning signs."
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"- Warning signs? - Nervousness, irritability, paranoia."
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"What are you talking about? I'm not the one with the problem."
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"Lloyd Braun was in the nuthouse, not me."
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"Yeah, and taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others."
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"I'm concerned."
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"- Are you listening to me? - Do you see that woman?"
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"I might have gotten it back, but Lloyd Braun interfered."
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"So you're saying she was on a horse?"
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"I'm telling you, that cashier is riding horses on my money."
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"Well, here's what I propose."
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"Go down to the stables, snoop around."
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"See if any high-flying cashier has been throwing $20 bills around with big lips."
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"- Hey. - Well, if it isn't Chesty Larue."
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"He was bragging about the show you gave him at the Alex."
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"Oh, God. I lost a button, so my blouse was wide open."
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"I must've left it at the theatre."
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"- Maybe it's in the lost and found. - I know."
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"I have to go check it out. It's a beautiful button."
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"You know, the way you were wolfing down that popcorn, maybe you ate it."
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"Mr. Haarwood, what an unexpected surprise to have you back at the Alex."
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"Well, I'm in a bit of a quandary. I've misplaced my spectacles."
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"Well, let's look in lost and found, shall we?"
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"They're half glasses."
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"- Brown? - Yes, yes."
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"Yeah, well, if they're not in the box, I'm sure they'll turn up soon."
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"I wanna go get some paraffin wax..."
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"Yes, certainly."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"What a spanking button."
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