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Clips from Seinfeld - The Postponement (S07E07)

"- Oh, hello, Rabbi Kursham. - Elaine."
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"Elaine, oftentimes in life there are problems..."
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"...and just as often there are solutions."
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"Yeah, yeah, I suppose."
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"No, Rabbi, I'm not myself."
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"Hey."
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"I probably have. Of course I have. What am I talking about?"
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"Extend the doors on the toilet stalls at Yankee Stadium..."
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"...all the way to the floor."
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"Door comes down, hides your feet."
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"I think it's fantastic. I think it's a fantastic idea."
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"- You do? - Yes, I do."
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"Can we change the subject?"
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"- See, now, that I don't care for. - Right."
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"It should resolve of its own volition."
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"That's exactly what I said, but I used the word momentum."
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"- Momentum, same thing. - Same thing."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"How am I gonna make December? I need a little more time."
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"Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck."
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"December! December!"
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"If you need more time, you should have more time."
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"- What, you think I could postpone it? - Sure you can. Why not?"
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"- You're allowed to postpone? - I don't see why not."
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"All right. All right."
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"- Spring, of course. - You know, spring."
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"Rejuvenation, rebirth, everything's blooming."
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"Beautiful."
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"You know, I think I'm a little bit scared of her."
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"She's 5'3, like 100 pounds, I'm frightened to death of her."
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"Well, she's a women. They don't like to be disappointed."
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"Especially her."
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"She does not like disappointment."
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"Well, I have to do it."
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"I can't make December. No way I can make December."
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"You can see that, right? I mean, look at me."
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"You know what, even if you killed somebody, I wouldn't turn you in."
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"Is that so?"
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"Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?"
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"- You're kidding. - No, no, I would turn you in."
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"Well, I'm sure I had a good reason."
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"But I do feel as if I'm in need of some guidance here."
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"I have the SnackWells, which are very popular..."
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"...although I think sometimes with the so-called fat-free cookies..."
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"...people may overindulge, forgetting that they may be high in calories."
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"No. No, thank you. I'm not very hungry."
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"...this friend of mine, George, got engaged."
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"Well, for some reason..."
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"...with feelings of jealousy and resentment."
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"No joy. No joy whatsoever. It just... The whole thing makes me..."
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"...sick."
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"You know, Elaine..."
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"Yeah, I don't know what that means."
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"Well, for example, say there's a forest..."
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"Yeah, see, the thing is, Rabbi, it should've been me."
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"You know? I'm smart. I'm attractive."
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"You know, my temple has many single functions."
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"My nephew Alex is someone who's also looking. Perhaps I could?"
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"He owns a flower store. Very successful."
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"So you're nothing but a stoolie. Admit it."
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"- Since when are you so trendy? - Hey, baby, I set the trends."
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"Who do you think started this caffe latte thing?"
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"I don't recall you drinking caffe lattes."
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"I've been drinking caffe lattes since the fifth grade..."
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"Look, Plan 9 from Outer Space is playing tomorrow night."
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"I was supposed to see this five years ago."
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"I was in a Chinese restaurant with George and Elaine."
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"We got screwed up and missed it."
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"Look at this, Jerry. Dropping paper on the ground."
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"See, that's littering."
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"Good. Good day."
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"- How was...? How was your day? - Oh, it was okay."
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"You know, went over to Jerry's, talked to Jerry."
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"Oh, the Lauers wanna get together with us on Friday night."
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"The Lauers? Really?"
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"Oh, nothing much. You know, we were talking."
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"I had an unbelievable idea today."
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"Oh, yeah, the toilets. You told me."
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"Yeah. No, it's not the toilets. It's something else."
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"- Okay, how about this? - What?"
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"We get married..."
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"...March 21 st, the first day of spring."
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"Spring! Rejuvenation, rebirth, everything is blooming. All that..."
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"- No, you don't love me. - No, no, still love. Still love."
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"My friends told me that you were too neurotic..."
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"...and that I was making a mistake. - No, no, no. No mistake. No mistake."
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"Really, it doesn't make any difference to me. It's fine, really."
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"- You sure? - Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Christmas."
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"Let me take a guess."
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"She cried and you caved."
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"Yes, it's very difficult. Few men have the constitution for it."
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"You gotta build up your immunity."
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"You see those tears, you don't know what to do."
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"It's like she was on fire. I was just trying to put her out."
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"Well, at least you probably had some pretty good make-up sex afterwards."
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"I didn't have any sex."
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"That's the best feature of the heavy relationship."
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"I missed out on the make-up sex."
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"In your situation..."
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"...the only sex you're gonna have better than make-up sex..."
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"Yeah, conjugal-visit sex. That is happening."
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"Look, I can tell you're very upset, but I'm sorry, I'm not going."
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"Did you hear that?"
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"I can't believe this. Look at this guy. He's eating a sandwich."
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"This is amazing."
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"I'm going back in."
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"Feel better."
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"Good evening, Rabbi."
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"Good evening. And how does this evening find you?"
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"I trust you're here to see your friend, Elaine?"
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"- She didn't tell you? - No."
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"- Is that so? - Oh, yes."
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"...she was the one who was getting married."
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"Apparently, she doesn't think much of this George fellow either."
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"I recall the word loser peppered throughout our conversation."
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"- Hi. - Hi, how was your day?"
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"- How was your day? - Oh, it was okay."
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"- So, what's going on? - Oh, nothing much, you know."
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"Could l...? Could I talk to you for a minute?"
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