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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"Am l missing something here ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Okay."
Clerks. (1994)
"I went back there and Dante was already waiting for me."
Clerks. (1994)
"- He was ? - it was so cool."
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"He didn't say a word. He didn't have to."
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"[ Sighs ] He was just... ready."
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"You know. And, like, we didn't kiss or talk or anything."
Clerks. (1994)
"You dog ! I didn't even see you go back there."
Clerks. (1994)
"The fact that there weren't any lights on made it so--"
Clerks. (1994)
"My legs are still shaking."
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"- it wasn't me. - [ Scoffs ]"
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"- Was it you ? - l was up here the whole time."
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"Oh, so we didn't just have sex in the bathroom ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm not fooling around. I just came in from outside."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Who went back there ? - Nobody. l swear."
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"- l feel nauseous. - Are you sure there was someone back there ?"
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"Well, l didn't just fuck myself ! Jesus Christ !"
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"- God, I'm gonna be sick ! - You just fucked a total stranger ?"
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"- Shut the fuck up ! - l can't believe this."
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"- Call the police. - Why ? - No, don't !"
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"There's a stranger in our bathroom ! He just raped Caitlin !"
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"- She said she did all the work. - Will you shut the fuck up ?"
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"Who the fuck's in our bathroom ?"
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"[ Woman ] Who is he ?"
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"[ Dante ] l don't know. He just came in and asked to use the bathroom."
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"What time did hockey end ?"
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"Um, like 3:00, 3:30."
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"-What time we get back from the funeral? -4:00, l think."
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"- Wait. Who was working here ? - Just me."
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"I thought you just said you went to play hockey and then went to a funeral."
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"- Yeah, we did. - Then who was operating the store ?"
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"- Nobody. it was closed. - With this guy locked in here ?"
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"No. l place the time of death about 3:20."
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"Then how could she-- You know."
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"[ Coroner ] The body can maintain an erection after expiration, sometimes for hours."
Clerks. (1994)
"Did he have the adult magazine when he came in ?"
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"He asked me for it."
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"I can't say for certain until we get him back to the lab, but my guess is..."
Clerks. (1994)
"he was masturbating, his heart seized and he died."
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"That's when the girl found him. [ Sniffing ]"
Clerks. (1994)
"Uh, something smells Like shoe polish."
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"This has got to be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on."
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"Actually, l once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis."
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"What about Caitlin ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"What kind of convenience store do you run here ?"
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"Shark's in the salsa. Our shark."
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"Oh, what ? What's with you, man ?"
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"- [ Sighs ] This life. - ""This life"" ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Have some chips. You'll feel better."
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"I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages,"
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"The goddamn steel shutters are closed."
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"I deal with every backward-assed fuck on the planet."
Clerks. (1994)
"I smell like shoe polish."
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"and my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Thirty-seven. - My life's in the shitter right now,"
Clerks. (1994)
"and if you don't mind, I'd like to stew a bit."
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"[ Randal ] Aw, that's all bullshit, man."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You know what the real problem here is ? - l was born ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- You should shit or get off the pot. - l should shit or get off the pot."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah, shit or get off the pot. - What are you talking about ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm talking about this thing you have, this inability to improve your station in life."
Clerks. (1994)
"You sit there and blame life for dealin' you a cruddy hand,"
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"never once accepting responsibility for the way your situation is."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What responsibility ? - All right, if you hate this job and the people..."
Clerks. (1994)
"There's other jobs. They pay better money."
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"You're bound to be qualified for at least one of 'em. So what's stoppin' you ?"
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"- Leave me alone. - Oh, you're comfortable, right ?"
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"This is a life of convenience for you, and any attempt to change it..."
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"Oh ! Like your life's any better."
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm satisfied with my situation for now. You don't hear me complaining."
Clerks. (1994)
"You, on the other hand, have been bitching all day."
Clerks. (1994)
"Thank you. Why don't you go back to the video store ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- it's the same thing with Veronica. - Leave her out of this !"
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"But meanwhile, all you ever do is talk about Caitlin."
Clerks. (1994)
"You carry a torch for a girl you dated in high school."
Clerks. (1994)
"- in high school, for God's sakes. You're 22. - Leave me alone !"
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"If you want Caitlin, then talk to Veronica and be with Caitlin."
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"If you want Veronica, then be with Veronica."
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"But don't pine for one and fuck the other."
Clerks. (1994)
"If l wasn't such a fucking coward."
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"- Am l right or what ? - You're wrong !"
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"Things happened today. Things that probably ruined my chances with Caitlin."
Clerks. (1994)
"Shit, my mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. l call him ""Dad."""
Clerks. (1994)
"Melodrama comin' from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement."
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"What do you want me to say ? ""Yes, some of the things you're saying are true"" ?"
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"- Make 'em change. - l can't, all right ?"
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"I can't make changes in my life Like that. lf l could, l would."
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"on the big money and the fabulous prizes !"
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"- Who are you kidding ? You can so. - Jesus H. Christ ! l can't !"
Clerks. (1994)
"My mother told me once that when l was three years old,"
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"my potty lid was closed,"
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"and instead of me lifting it, I shit my pants."
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"Lovely story."
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"The point is, I'm not the type of person..."
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"who'll disrupt things just so l can shit comfortably."
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"<MUSIC> Doin' coke, drinkin' beers <MUSIC> Pack o' ""rass,"" my good man."
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"Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed !"
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"get ripped and, hopefully, get laid."
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"- [ Dante ] One seventy-nine. - Pay the good man."
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"- Yeah, you close soon ? - in half an hour."
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"Yeah, we get off the same time every day."
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"- We should hang out. You get high ? - l should start."
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"Wanna come to this party tonight ? There's gonna be some pussy there."
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"With you ? l don't think so."
Clerks. (1994)
"Oh, look at you. ""l don't hang out with drug dealers."""
Clerks. (1994)
"- Nothing personal. - What happened with that old guy ?"
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"- He died in the bathroom. - l heard he was jerkin' off or something."
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"I don't know. I wasn't watching."
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"He probably saw that Caitlin chick. I know l felt like beatin' it when l saw her."
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"- This what you want ? - Knock it off. That used to be my girlfriend, all right ?"
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"Oh, you used to go out with her ?"
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"Yeah, well, l thought we might be starting again."
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"- Don't you already have a girlfriend ? - [ Dante ] Yeah, Veronica."
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"- And what, you're gonna dump her for that Caitlin chick ? - Maybe."
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"I don't know, dude. That Caitlin chick's nice, but l see that Veronica girl..."
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"I saw her rubbin' your back, fuckin' comes and brings your food."
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"-Didn't l see her change your tire once? -Hey, l jacked up the car."
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"All she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tire on."
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"- Well, l know she does a lot for you. - She's my girlfriend."
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"I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit."
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