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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"Shit, my grandmother used to say, ""What's better ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Fuckin' a good plate with nothin' on it ?"""
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"No, wait. l fucked up. ""What's a good plate with nothin' on it ?"""
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"Meaning ?"
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"I don't know. She was senile. She used to fuckin' piss herself all the time..."
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"and shit herself."
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"Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get the fuck outta this fuckin' gyp joint..."
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"You cock smoker."
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"You know, there's a million fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,"
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"but they don't all bring ya Lasagna at work."
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"[ Jay ] Come on, limp dick !"
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"So that's it. He doesn't love you anymore. He loves Caitlin."
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"Pretty much. All except the latent homosexuality part. That's just my theory."
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"Don't hold it against him. He just never got Caitlin out of his system."
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"It's not your fault. it's Dante."
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"I-Look. l don't know thing one about chicks."
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"So if you gotta cry or something, I can get outta here."
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"Instead you pussyfoot around and see that slut behind my back !"
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"- What are you talking about ? - You've been talking to her on the phone for weeks !"
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"- it was only a few times. - Then you pull that shit this morning,"
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"freaking out because I've gone down a couple of guys."
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"- Oh, a couple ? - I'm not the one trying to patch things up with my ex,"
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"sneaking around behind your back !"
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"If you think 37 dicks are a lot, just wait and see, mister."
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"How you've been waiting until the time was right, and then you were going to dump me for her ?"
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"- it isn't like that ! - Damn right it isn't like that !"
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"Because l won't let it be like that. You want your slut ? Fine, the slut is yours."
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"But I'm not going to sit here holding your hand anymore until you figure it out !"
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"I've tried with you, Dante."
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"I've encouraged you to get out of this fucking dump and go back to school,"
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"I even transferred so maybe you'd be more inclined..."
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"Everyone said it was a stupid move, but l didn't care..."
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"because l loved you and wanted to see you..."
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"pull yourself out of this senseless funk that you've been in..."
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"since that whore dumped you oh, so many years ago."
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"Now you wanna go back to her so she can fuck you over some more !"
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"- l don't wanna go back-- - Of course not ! Not now !"
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"Well, l won't let you."
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"I want you to follow through on this so you can find out what a fucking idiot you are !"
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"And when she dumps you again-- and l promise you, she will--"
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"I want to laugh in your face so you realize that..."
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"that was what you gave up our relationship for !"
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"I'm just glad that Randal had the balls to tell me since you couldn't !"
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"- Randal ? - And having him tell me, that was just the weakest move ever."
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"Fuck you !"
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"[ Gong Ringing ]"
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"Dante ?"
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"<MUSIC> Close your eyes to me <MUSIC>"
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"How's your eye ?"
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"The swelling's not that bad, but the F.D.S. stings."
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"- How's your neck ? - it's kinda hard to swallow."
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"You didn't have to choke me, you know."
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"Why did you tell Veronica that l was gonna dump her to go back with Caitlin ?"
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"- l thought l was doing you a favor. - Oh, Jesus."
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"You still didn't have to choke me."
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"Oh, please. I'm surprised l didn't kill you."
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"- Why do you say that ? - Why do l say that ?"
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"- No, really. What did l do that was so wrong ? - What don't you do ?"
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"Sometimes l think the only reason you come to work is to make my life miserable."
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"You were over a half an hour late. And then all you do is come in here."
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"- Yeah, to talk to you. - Which means the video store is ostensibly closed !"
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"Unless you're out renting video at other video stores."
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"- Hermaphrodites. l rented it so we could watch it together. - You get me slapped with a fine."
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"You get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse."
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"Then to top it all off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore ?"
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"Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank ?"
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"Oh, fuck you ! Fuck you, pal !"
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"Who tried to win back his ex-girlfriend..."
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"without even discussing how he felt with his present one ?"
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"You wanna blame somebody ? Blame yourself."
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"""I'm not even supposed to be here today."""
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"Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here."
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"You're here of your own volition."
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"You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder,"
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"Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here."
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"Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job."
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"You push fuckin' buttons. Anybody could waltz in here and do our jobs."
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"You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic,"
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"I work in a shitty video store, badly as well."
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"You know, that guy Jay's got it right. He has no delusions about what he does."
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"Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important..."
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"than the people that come in here to buy a paper or, God forbid, cigarettes."
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"We look down on them as if we're so advanced."
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"Well, if we're so fuckin' advanced,"
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"Hey, the floor looks pretty clean. I put the cat next door."
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"You workin' tomorrow ?"
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"I'm callin' out. Goin' to the hospital and visit Caitlin."
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"And then I'm gonna try to talk to Veronica."
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"- I'll give you a call, let you know. - All right."
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"- lf you want, l can talk to her, try and straighten this-- - No, thanks."
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"I think l can handle it."
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"We have a lot of shit to talk about."
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"- Hell of a day. - To say the least."
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"Why don't you wrangle for me ?"
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"- No. No, no, no. - Come on."
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"<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Humming ] [ Laughing ]"
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"<MUSIC> I may never get what l want <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> it's a good excuse to celebrate <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> No one sees what l see <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> This is my blessin' <MUSIC>"
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"Shit, yeah. Don't that motherfucker owe me ten bucks ?"
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"You know, tonight we're going to rip off this fucker's head, take out his fuckin' soul."
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"Remind me if he wants to buy something."
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"- [ Girl Laughing ] - What's up, baby ? What's up, sluts ?"
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"Line up three other guys, make like a circus seal."
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"Hey, what're you, a fucking faggot ? I hate guys."
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"What you want, Grizzly Adams ?"
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"You're spending what, 20, maybe 30 dollars a week on your cigarettes ?"
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"Fifty-three dollars a week on cigarettes ! Come on !"
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"Would you give somebody that much money each week to kill you ?"
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"We're gonna croak sometime."
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"It's that mentality that allows the cancer-producing industry to thrive."
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"""sell me something that will stink up my breath and clothes,"
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"- and fry my lungs !"" - [ Dante ] Now, wait a second."
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"Here comes the speech about how he's just doing his job by following orders."
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"They practically wiped an entire nation off the Earth,"
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"Like your cigarettes are doing now !"
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"- [ Dante ] l think you'd oughta leave. - You want me to leave. Why ?"
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"'Cause somebody's telling it like it is, giving these fine people a wake-up call?"
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"I'm a disturbance ? You're the disturbance, pal."
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