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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag."
Clerks. (1994)
"You're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you,"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah. - Forty. - Fifty-three."
Clerks. (1994)
"That's what you're doing now by paying for this so-called privilege to smoke !"
Clerks. (1994)
"Of course we're all gonna die someday ! Do we have to pay for it ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"and say, ""Please, Mr. Merchant of Death, sir, please,"
Clerks. (1994)
"Let me tell you about another group of hate-mongers that were just following orders."
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"- Who's that ? - They were called Nazis !"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah. - No, you're loitering and causing a disturbance."
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"- That's right. - Smoke my big fat cock !"
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"Let's see some credentials. Slowly !"
Clerks. (1994)
"- You're a Chewlies gum representative ? - [ Man ] Chewlies ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I have enough indignities in my life and people start throwing cigarettes at me."
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"Then quit. You should be going to school anyway."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You tell Veronica ? - One fight a day with Veronica is all l can stomach, thanks."
Clerks. (1994)
"- l bet the most frequent topic of arguments is Caitlin Bree. - You win."
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"- l think this is leading our relationship to a new level. - What about Veronica ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"You, Veronica, Caitlin and Caitlin's fiancé."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. - Uh, one second."
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"- [ Child ] Happy Scrappy-- - She loves it. - Obviously."
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"Put it Where it Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning,"
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"All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock,"
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"Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt,"
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"Men Alone II: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips,"
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"<MUSIC> Know the crowd is gonna sell their soul <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Take it anywhere l know Well, l promise you <MUSIC>"
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"- There aren't ! - How can you lie like that ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"It's like in order to join they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size."
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"What do you mean there's no ice ? I've got to drink this coffee hot ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- So l stopped home and l brought you some lunch. - What is it ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- it's lasagna. - Really ?"
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"I'm glad you calmed down a bit. Hi, Randal."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Thirty-seven ? - Shut up !"
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"- [ Sucking Sound ] - Why don't you go back to the video store ?"
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"And he said most of them were college guys l never even seen or met before."
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"- Couldn't get the shutters open ? - No."
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"- What time you get finished ? - 8:00, but l have a sorority meeting 'til 9:00."
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"I'm telling you, it wasn't my fault."
Clerks. (1994)
"- it was an accident. - Like someone knocks a casket over on purpose !"
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"- So the casket fell over. Big deal. - Her fucking body fell out !"
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"-Would you just go open the video store? -Yeah, you cock-smokin' clerk."
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"- Let me borrow your car. - May l be blunt with you ?"
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"- does mean manning the store until closing. - l see."
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"There's a difference. Those are obligations that couldn't have been met at any other date."
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"They print any kind of shit in this paper."
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"- and I'm supposed to follow it, right ? - Exactly."
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"In the next week's paper, they said,"
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"by a koala-fish mutant bird."""
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"[ Laughing ] Crazy shit."
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"- I'm already in the job market. - You work in a market, all right."
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"I don't know. Maybe we should just see what happens."
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"Walk On The Boardwalk, Then Get Naked Somewhere"" kind of private date ?"
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"- l hear that's kind of a popular date. - Jerk !"
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"- So, what are you saying ? - You are such an asshole."
Clerks. (1994)
"I thought he'd be at your side Like an obedient lapdog."
Clerks. (1994)
"And l should break the disengagement news to my mother,"
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"- Who doesn't ? - Well, me, l guess."
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"at which time, yes, l would love to go for dinner and a movie with you."
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"Yes !"
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"- And you rented this ? - Hey, l like to expand my horizons."
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"- l got fined for selling cigarettes to a minor. - No way."
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"- Holy shit ! That girl ? - Yeah, as opposed to hundreds of other children..."
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"No, l don't work today."
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"What time do you think you're gonna come in, 12:00 ?"
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"<MUSIC> Just in case you feel led astray, hell, yeah <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> I'll be glad to just feast on that pie crust <MUSIC>"
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"- <MUSIC> Ooh-hoo <MUSIC><MUSIC> - Thanks. Have a good one."
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"- You open ? - Yeah."
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"- Am l sure about what ? - Are you sure ?"
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"-This one came out of a 60-year-old man. -Oh, God !"
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"Cruddy lung, smoking through a hole in your throat."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Here. Chewlies gum. Try this. - it's not the same."
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"It's cheaper than cigarettes, and it certainly beats this."
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"-Oh, Jesus ! -it's a picture of a cancer-ridden lung."
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"How long you been smoking ?"
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"<MUSIC> Kill the bass player Kill both bass players <MUSIC>"
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"And you know what we're gonna do ? We're gonna go to that party and get some pussy."
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"- Thanks. - How much money did you leave up there?"
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"- You're trusting. - Why do you say that ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"How do you know they're taking the right amount of change or even paying for what they take ?"
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"- Smell won't come off. - [ Door Opens ]"
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"Why, you wanna have sex or something ?"
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"- Can we ? - Really ?"
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"- l was kidding. - Like you can't get enough of me."
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"Show some bedroom proficiency, you think you're gods."
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"- And l actually date you ? - Something wrong ?"
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"I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it takes more than that to get a guy off."
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"Those are my opinions based on the few women..."
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"- l don't remember. How many ? - including you ?"
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"- Ow ! What'd you do that for ? - You're a pig !"
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"- Three, including you. - You only slept with three different people ?"
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"Name it."
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"There's a seminar about getting back into a scholastic program..."
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"Can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up ?"
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"It's important to me, Dante."
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"You have so much potential that's going to waste in this pit."
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"Willam ?"
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"Bye. Take it easy."
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"It's called snowballing."
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"- it doesn't mean I didn't just go with people. - Oh, my God, l feel so nauseous !"
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"I understood that you had sex with three guys and that's all you said !"
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"Well ?"
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"Does that include me ?"
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"- I'm going to class. - Oh, my God."
Clerks. (1994)
"All the other guys I went with before l met you. If you want to have a complex, go ahead."
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"Because going down isn't a big deal."
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"I used to like a guy, we'd make out, and sooner or later I'd go down on him."
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"- But l only had sex with the guys l loved. - l feel sick."
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"I love you ! Don't feel sick."
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"- I'm going to school. Maybe later you'll be a bit more rational. - I'm 37 ! l just can't--"
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"- Like he's some air traffic controller? - Actually, that's his night job."
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"- I've been here since 11:00. - l hate it when l can't rent videos !"
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"I would've went to Big Choice, but the tape l want is right there on that wall."
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"- l have first dibs. - Says who ?"
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"I'll bet you 20 bucks you don't get to rent that tape."
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"You're late."
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"-Hey, you see a set of keys around here? -No time for love, Dr. Jones."
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"I was just wondering if the article was a misprint."
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"and this is his revenge by putting this bogus article in the paper when it went to press."
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"- [ Sniffing ] - [ Cat Meows ]"
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