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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"or tobacco-related products, to persons under the age of 18,"
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"is regarded as disorderly."
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"- What are you talkin' about ? - An angry mother called the state division of taxation..."
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"sold her four-year-old daughter a pack of cigarettes at 4:00 today."
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"The New Jersey Division of Taxation called the Board of Health..."
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"and sent me down to issue a fine."
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"You claimed you were working here all day. Hence, the fine is yours."
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"The fine is doubled due to the incredibly young age of the child."
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"But l didn't sell any cigarettes to any kids !"
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"You sold cigarettes to a four-year-old ? What a scumbag !"
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"I didn't sell cigarettes to any kids ! I swear !"
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"The due date is on the bottom. This summons cannot be contested in any court of law."
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"Failure to remit before the due date..."
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"- Have a nice day. - But l didn't sell any cigarettes to any kids."
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"Forget it. l don't wanna deal with a guy that sells cigarettes to four-year-olds."
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"Can l, uh, give you a lift somewhere ?"
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"Sure. How 'bout the beach ?"
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"Jesus ! What next ?"
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"- [ Woman ] Dante ? - What ? Caitlin !"
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"- When did you get home ? - Just now."
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"I can't believe it. I haven't seen you in so long."
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"Dante, you have a customer."
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"- She was with Rick Daress. - Let's not talk about her."
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"- How'd you get home ? - Train. it took eight hours."
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"- l can't believe you're here. - Excuse me. Do you have--"
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"Uh, yeah. Back behind the oil. How long you staying ?"
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"Until Monday. Then l have to take the train back."
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"Pack of cigarettes. Hey, congratulations."
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"I saw the announcement in today's paper."
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"You know, she's marrying an Asian design major."
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"I wanna talk to you about something, and l don't wanna be disturbed."
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"Something l read in the tabloids."
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"- You saw it. - Very dramatic, l thought."
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"- it is not what you think. - Oh, it's not what l think."
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"What is it, worse ? You're pregnant with the Asian design major's child ?"
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"Were you gonna tell me, or were you gonna send me an invitation ?"
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"I was gonna tell you, but we were getting along so well, I didn't wanna mess it up."
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"You could've broken it to me gently."
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"You could've started by telling me you had a boyfriend. I told you l had a girlfriend."
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"I know. I'm sorry, but when we started talking, it was like l forgot l had a boyfriend."
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"- And then he proposed last month. - And you said yes."
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"Well, kind of. Sort of."
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"Is that what they teach you in that school of yours ? ""Kind of,"" ""sort of"" ?"
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"Everybody knows about this except me ! Do you know how humiliating that is ?"
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"I would've told you, and you would've stopped calling me, like a baby."
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"You prefer drastic measures to rational ones."
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"- So you're really getting married ? - No."
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"The story goes like this: He proposed, I told him l had to think about it,"
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"and he insisted that l wear the ring anyway."
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"- Oh, how like her. - Then my mother called this morning..."
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"""Wreck"" is a harsh term."
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"""Disturbed"" is more like it. ""Mildly disturbed,"" even."
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"Oh, l love a macho facade. It is such a turn-on."
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"- What smells like shoe polish ? - So you came here to what ? To comfort me ?"
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"The last thing l needed was for you to think l was hiding something from you."
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"I told you I'd been seeing other people."
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"Yeah, but not seriously. Christ, you're ready to walk down the aisle."
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"- What's going on ? - I'm giving him his ring back."
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"- What ? - [ Sighs ] l don't want to marry him."
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"I don't want to get married now. I'm on the verge of graduation."
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"I want to go to grad school after this, and then l want to start a career."
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"I don't want to be a wife first and then have to worry about..."
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"when I'm gonna fit in the other stuff."
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"to let my education go to waste as a housewife."
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"Sang's just signed with a major firm, and he's gonna be pulling in a huge salary,"
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"- He's very traditional. - Wait a minute."
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"- His name is ""Sang"" ? Past tense ? - Stop it. He's a nice guy."
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"Well, if he's so nice, why aren't you marrying him ?"
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"- l just told you. - There's more to this, isn't there ?"
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"Oh ! Why, Mr. Hicks, whatever do you mean ?"
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"- Oh, you lie ! - Look how full of yourself you are !"
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"I just believe in giving credit where credit's due,"
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"I had to knock you down from that cloud you were floating on."
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"When l say l don't want to get married, I mean just that."
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"Who's asking ? I don't want to marry you."
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"Well, good. Keep in that frame of mind."
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"We can introduce the two of them. They may hit it off."
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"- Believe me, you'll get over it. - Give me a bit more credit."
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"I think it's time we got back together."
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"I'm more mature, you're more mature. You're finishing college."
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"Well, you've had quite an evening."
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"I feel so ineffectual. Is there anything l can do for you ?"
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"Watch the store while l go home and change ?"
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"All right. You want me to bring the VCR over so we can watch this ?"
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"<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ ""Berserker"" On Tape Deck ]"
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"- [ Man Moaning ] - [ Woman ] Uh, no. Oh."
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"Well, Randal Graves,"
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"scourge of the video renter."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Asian Design Major herself, Caitlin Bree."
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"You saw that article ? God, isn't it awful ? My mother sent that in."
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"- l take it she likes the guy. - You'd think she's marrying him."
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"- What are you watching ? - Children's programming."
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"What'd your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged anymore ?"
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"She said not to come home until after graduation."
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"- Ooh, can l watch ? - You can hold me down."
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"- I'm not a hermaphrodite. - Hey, few are."
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"Something inside of me says it's time to give the old boy a serious try."
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"- Exactly. - So where is he ?"
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"He went home to change for the big date."
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"- There's no lights back there. - Why aren't there any lights ?"
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"- You're kidding. - Nobody can figure it out."
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"The boss doesn't want to pay the electrician to fix it..."
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"'cause the electrician owes money to the video store."
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"- Such a sordid state of affairs. - And I'm caught in the middle,"
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"torn between my loyalty for the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on."
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"Oh, hey, Caitlin ?"
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"Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya."
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"Nothing personal."
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"You are very protective of him, Randal. You always have been."
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"Territoriality. He was mine first."
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"Hey, Caitlin's in the back. You might want to check on her."
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"Why don't you go join her ? Make a little bathroom bam-bam."
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"- ""Poo-poo,"" ""wee-wee."" - Fuck you."
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"- [ Woman ] Oh, God. - [ Man ] it's all about pain, you bastard !"
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"I left like an hour ago."
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"Do you always talk this weird after you violate a woman ?"
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"Maybe the Asian design major slipped her some opium."
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"- Could be. - it has never been like that before."
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"Like what ?"
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"When you just lay perfectly still and let me do everything."
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