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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"- Sure. in the back, through the cooler. - Thank you, sonny boy."
Clerks. (1994)
"Say, uh, what kind of toilet paper you got back there ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- The white kind. - l didn't ask about the color."
Clerks. (1994)
"I mean, is it rough or is it cottony ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Actually, it's kinda rough. - Oh, boy !"
Clerks. (1994)
"It's gonna knock the hell out of my hemorrhoids."
Clerks. (1994)
"I thought maybe you could Let me have a roll of the soft stuff."
Clerks. (1994)
"I see you sell the soft stuff back there."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah, but-- - Come on, boitshik ! What's the difference ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"You said yourself you have the rough stuff in the back."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah, sure. Go ahead. - Thank you, sonny boy."
Clerks. (1994)
"You're a lifesaver."
Clerks. (1994)
"but, uh, maybe l could have something in the back there to read ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Sometimes it takes me a while,"
Clerks. (1994)
"and l like to have something to read while it's going on."
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Dante ] Yeah, sure, go ahead."
Clerks. (1994)
"One of the magazines you got in the back behind the counter."
Clerks. (1994)
"- The porno mags ? - Yeah !"
Clerks. (1994)
"I like the cartoons. They make me laugh."
Clerks. (1994)
"Not this one. Maybe the one you got underneath this one."
Clerks. (1994)
"- They got bigger titties in there. - Here."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Now leave me alone. - Oh, thank you, sonny boy."
Clerks. (1994)
"Hell of a game."
Clerks. (1994)
"Hockey is hockey. At least we got to play."
Clerks. (1994)
"-Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade? -Exactly. They drank it all."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Julie Doyer died. - Yeah, right."
Clerks. (1994)
"- No, I'm serious. - Oh, my God !"
Clerks. (1994)
"Sanford's brother dates her cousin. He found out this morning."
Clerks. (1994)
"- How ? When ? - Embolism in her brain. Yesterday."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Jesus ! - She was swimming in the pool in the YMCA when it happened."
Clerks. (1994)
"-She died mid-backstroke. -l haven't seen her in, like, two years."
Clerks. (1994)
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she one of the illustrious 12 ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah, number six. - You've had sex with a dead person."
Clerks. (1994)
"- I'm gonna go to her wake. - No, you're not. it's today."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Shit ! What about tomorrow ? - One night only. She's buried in the morning."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You gotta watch the store. I gotta go to this. - Wait, wait, wait, wait."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Has it occurred to you that l might be bereaved as well ? - You hardly knew her."
Clerks. (1994)
"True. But do you know how many people are gonna be there ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- All her old classmates, to say the least. - This is beneath even you."
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm not gonna miss what's probably gonna be the social event of the season."
Clerks. (1994)
"-You hate people ! -But l love gatherings. isn't it ironic?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Stop being an asshole. Someone's gotta watch the store."
Clerks. (1994)
"- lf you go, l go. - She meant nothing to you !"
Clerks. (1994)
"She meant nothing to you neither 'til l told you she died."
Clerks. (1994)
"Exactly ! Which means I can't close it for another hour just so we can both go to a wake."
Clerks. (1994)
"You were saying ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Thanks for putting me in such a tough spot. You're a good friend."
Clerks. (1994)
"- She was pretty young, huh ? - Twenty-two. Just like us."
Clerks. (1994)
"- That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died. - How did he die ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- He broke his neck. - That's embarrassing ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Stop it. - Bible truth."
Clerks. (1994)
"- No. - Yeah, right. You're so repressed."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Because l never tried to suck my own dick ? - No, because you won't admit to it."
Clerks. (1994)
"As if a guy's a fucking pervert 'cause he tries to go down on himself."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Who found him ? - My cousin ? Mom found him."
Clerks. (1994)
"It was a mess. He was on his bed, his legs doubled over himself."
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> You know that you are a shooting star <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Made it, huh ? Dick in his mouth ? - Yeah."
Clerks. (1994)
"Balls resting on his lips."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Wow. He really made it. - Yeah, but at what a price."
Clerks. (1994)
"- l can never reach. - Reach what ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I never tried it."
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm gonna break your fucking head, you fucking jerk !"
Clerks. (1994)
"Here, let me refund your money and we'll call if even, all right ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I'll never come in here again."
Clerks. (1994)
"And if l see you again, I'm gonna break your fucking head open !"
Clerks. (1994)
"One, l hate it when people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Oh, Jesus. - And two, to prove a point. Title does not dictate behavior."
Clerks. (1994)
"I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy, but l did."
Clerks. (1994)
"Even though l work in a video store, I choose to rent movies at Big Choice."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Agreed ? - You are a danger to both the dead and the living."
Clerks. (1994)
"I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Please get the hell outta here. - You know I'm your hero."
Clerks. (1994)
"Sounds to me like somebody needs to hit the gym."
Clerks. (1994)
"- it only weighs seven pounds. - l didn't strain. l sighed."
Clerks. (1994)
"I don't think so. That was a grunt."
Clerks. (1994)
"A deep inhalation of oxygen to aid in the stretching of muscles."
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm a trainer. l know what that sound signifies. You're out of shape."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What ? There's no fat on my body. - No fat !"
Clerks. (1994)
"No tone either. You don't get enough exercise."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You open ? - Yes."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Just the paper. - Thirty-five."
Clerks. (1994)
"I don't know. Can't really tell from here."
Clerks. (1994)
"- l am-- l am not ! - He is."
Clerks. (1994)
"How much can you bench ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- l don't know. - I'd say about 60, 70, tops."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Three-fifty, four. - No way !"
Clerks. (1994)
"Hey, that's tight. Solid."
Clerks. (1994)
"Yeah. Now feel this. Roll up your sleeve, chief."
Clerks. (1994)
"You know you're out of shape."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Are you open ? - [ Dante ] Yes. I'm not out of shape."
Clerks. (1994)
"Excuse me. Have you been here all day ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I don't have love handles !"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Were you working here about 4:00 ? - Yes."
Clerks. (1994)
"If l had to work here all day, I'd be bloated and out of shape too."
Clerks. (1994)
"- I'm not out of shape. - Can l have your name, please ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"You're Dante Hicks ? Oh, my God. I didn't even recognize you."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Because he's out of shape ! - Do l know you ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Yeah. Do you remember Alyssa Jones ? She used to hang out--"
Clerks. (1994)
"- With Caitlin Bree ! - I'm her sister."
Clerks. (1994)
"You're Alyssa's sister Heather ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah. - You, uh, say Caitlin Bree ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah. - Pretty girl ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"A little taller than her ? Gorgeous body ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah. - And you're Dante Hicks."
Clerks. (1994)
"You went to the same school. You played hockey."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah. How did you know that ? - You still goin' out with her ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- No, she's getting married. - To you ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"No. To an Asian design major."
Clerks. (1994)
"Aw, shit !"
Clerks. (1994)
"Don't take this the wrong way, but, uh, l used to fuck her."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What ? - Yeah, about two, three years ago."
Clerks. (1994)
"While you two were dating. I drove a black Trans Am."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You're Rick Daress ? - Yeah."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You know him ? - Yeah."
Clerks. (1994)
"Wait a second. You used to fuck Caitlin Bree while l was dating her ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Nah, man, don't let it bother you. That was a long time ago."
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm surprised you didn't know about it, Dante."
Clerks. (1994)
"Everybody in school knew about it. Even in my class."
Clerks. (1994)
"- A fine for $500. - What ?"
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