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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"Because l did only have sex with three guys."
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"I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood."
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"- Please calm down. - How many ?"
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"- Dante, let it go ! - How many dicks have you sucked ?"
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"I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked !"
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"This is different. This is important. How many ?"
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"- Something like 36. - What ? Something like 36 ?"
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"- Lower your voice. - What is that-- ""Something like 36"" ?"
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"- 37 ! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! - in a row ?"
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"- Where you going ? - Hey, listen, jerk. Until today, you never even knew..."
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"how many guys l slept with because you never even bothered to ask."
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"Then you act all nonchalant about fucking 12 girls. I never had sex with 12 guys !"
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"- No, but you sucked enough dick ! - Yeah, l went down on a few guys."
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"Which, if you're too stupid to comprehend, means that I've been faithful to you since we met."
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"But don't look at me like I'm the town whore, because you were plenty busy before you met me."
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"Why did you suck their dick ? Why couldn't you sleep with them Like any other decent person ?"
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"Every time l kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys."
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"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot !"
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"Hey ! Hey, you ! Get back here."
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"I thought that place was supposed to be open at 11:00. it's 11:20."
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"I've already called his house twice. He'll be here soon."
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"I walked in the other day, that son of a bitch was sleeping."
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"- I'm sure he wasn't sleeping. - Are you calling me a liar ?"
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"Wise ass too, huh ? Go ahead. Keep cracking wise."
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"That's why you're jockeying a register in some fuckin' convenience store..."
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"instead of working at a steady job."
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"I've got no time to bullshit around, waiting for that son of a bitch."
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"Make sure he gets that."
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"The number's 812. My name's Wynarski. I wanted a movie tonight."
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"If you tell me the title of the movie, he'll hold it for you."
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"Don't hurt yourself, buddy. I'll go to Big Choice Video instead."
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"You forgot your keys."
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"- Which one ? - Dental School."
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"You came for that too ? That's the movie l came for."
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"Says me. I've been here half an hour. I'd call that first dibs."
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"- Ain't gonna happen, my friend. I'm getting that movie. - Like hell you are."
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"- Twenty bucks ? - Twenty bucks."
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"All right, asshole. You're on."
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"- What the hell are you doing here ? - The boss called. Arthur fell ill."
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"- Why are the shutters closed ? - Someone jammed gum in the locks."
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"- Bunch of savages in this town. - That's what l said."
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"If I'd known you were here, I'd have come even later."
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"- What smells like shoe polish ? - Go open the store."
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"Fucking kids."
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"Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees."
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"Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. l tore up his membership."
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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class,"
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"especially since l rule."
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"- [ Randal ] Want something to drink ? I'm buying. - [ Dante ] No, thanks."
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"- l was trying to call for half an hour. - Why ?"
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"I wanted to use your car. Snack cake."
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"I don't know, Like a typographical error or something."
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"Maybe it should say, ""Caitlin Bray"" or ""Caitlin Bre"" with one ""E."""
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"I'm a curious party. A curious party."
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"I'm an ex-boyfriend, and, well,"
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"I talk to her all the time and she never mentioned this engagement."
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"That's why I'm thinking maybe it's a misprint."
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"Are you sure ? Maybe there's a vindictive printer working for you."
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"Meaning like, someone who asked her out once and got shot down,"
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"Hello. Hello ?"
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"I don't care if she's my cousin, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight."
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"- Just hanging with Silent Bob and his cousin. - He's your cousin ?"
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"- He's from Russia too. - No way."
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"-He only speaks Russian ? -He speaks some English, but he cannot speak it good like we do."
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"- He wants to be a metal singer. - [ Girl ] No way."
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"I swear. Olaf, metal."
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"- What did he say ? - l don't know, man, but this guy's a character."
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"- He really wants to play metal ? - Yeah, he's got his own band in Moscow."
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"- it's called ""Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans"" or something. - That doesn't sound metal."
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"You gotta hear him sing. Olaf, ""Berserker."""
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"- Come on, man, ""Berserker"" ! - Does he sing in English or Russian ?"
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"<MUSIC> My love for you is ticking clock, berserker <MUSIC>"
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"That's beautiful, man."
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"Usually l just turn the can upside down."
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"Maybe we oughta soap your hand up."
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"They oughta put a warning on these things, like they do with cigarettes."
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"Thanks. l thought l was going to have to go to the hospital."
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"I'll throw this out as a precautionary measure."
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"[ Chuckling ] Stings a little."
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"A little word of advice: Sometimes you got to let those hard-to-reach chips go."
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"You know, that article's accurate. Caitlin really is getting married."
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"- Return Of The Jedi. - Didn't you hear me ? Caitlin is really getting married."
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"What did you like better: Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back ?"
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"- Empire. - Blasphemy."
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"I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father."
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"Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. it ends on such a down note."
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"I mean, that's what life is: a series of down endings."
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"All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."
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"Luke blew it up. Give credit where credit's due."
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"Something just never sat right with me that second time around."
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"- And you figured it out. - The first Death Star was manned by the lmperial Army."
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"- Basically. - So when they blew it up, no problem. Evil's punished."
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"- And the second time around ? - it wasn't even done being built yet."
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"- it was still under construction. - So ?"
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"A construction job of that magnitude would require..."
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"a lot more manpower than the lmperial Army had to offer."
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"I'll bet they brought independent contractors in on that thing."
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"- Is that what you're getting at ? - Exactly."
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"You think the average Storm Trooper knows how to install a toilet main ?"
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"- All they know is killing. - So they bring in independent contractors."
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"- Why are you so upset ? - Those innocent contractors brought in are killed,"
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"casualties of a war they had nothing to do with."
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"Look, you're a roofer. Some juicy government contract comes your way."
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"This is a government contract which means all sorts of benefits."
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"Along come these left-wing militants who blast everything..."
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"within a three-mile radius with their lasers."
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"You didn't ask for that; you had no personal politics."
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"- You're just trying to scrape out a living. - l don't mean to interrupt,"
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"- but what are you talking about ? - The ending of Return Of The Jedi."
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"My friend is trying to convince me that independent contractors working on the Death Star..."
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"""Done And Ready Home improvements."""
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"Three weeks ago, l was offered a job up in the hills. Beautiful house."
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"They told me if l could finish it in one day, l would double my price."
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"- Dominic Bambino's. - Baby Face Bambino ? The gangster ?"
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"- Based on personal politics. - Right !"
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"The next week, the Foresie family put a hit on Baby Face's house."
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"- My friend was shot and killed. Didn't even finish re-shingling. - No way."
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"I'm alive because l knew the risk involved in that particular client."
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"Any contractor working on that Death Star knew the risk involved."
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"If they got killed, it's their own fault."
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