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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."
Clerks. (1994)
"No, I'm not."
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"Holy shit ! l didn't even think they enforced this."
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"- Living proof. - l thought you never sold cigarettes to kids."
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"- l didn't. You did. - Really ?"
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"you've sold cigarettes while working here."
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"- Then how come you got the fine ? - 'Cause I'm here."
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"- Why aren't you screaming at me now ? - 'Cause I'm happy."
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"Hello."
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"What ?"
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"I'm playing hockey at 2:00."
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"Why don't you call Randal ?"
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"'Cause I'm fuckin' tired !"
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"I just closed last night."
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"Jesus."
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"Be there by 12:00 ? Where ?"
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"Swear you'll be there by 12:00 and I'll do it."
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"<MUSIC> Got no time for the forgotten glory <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>"
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"- <MUSIC> Let's see what you find and you know <MUSIC> - [ Tires Screeching ]"
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"<MUSIC> Hear what l say, yeah <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> I'd just die for a piece of that pie but <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Hear what l say <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Just hopin' to be led astray <MUSIC>"
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"- Pack of cigarettes. - Are you sure ?"
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"- About what ? - Do you really wanna buy those cigarettes ?"
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"- What is this, a poll ? - How long you been a smoker ?"
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"I don't know. Since l was about 13."
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"That's your lung. By this time, your lung looks like this."
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"- You've gotta be shitting me. - You think I'm shitting you ?"
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"- Here. - What's this ?"
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"A trach ring."
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"It's what they install in your throat when cancer takes your voice box."
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"He smoked until the day he died."
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"This is where you're heading."
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"- Do you really want that ? - lf it's already too late, l guess--"
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"No, it's never too late."
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"Put the cigarettes back, and try some gum instead."
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"Keep it."
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"- I'll just take the gum. - Fifty-five."
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"If you're gonna drink that coffee, I think you oughta take it outside, huh?"
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"I think I'll drink it in here. Thanks."
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"If you're gonna drink it in here, I'd appreciate it if you don't bother the customers."
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"Okay. I'm sorry about that."
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"<MUSIC> Kill the drummer <MUSIC>"
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"Let's kick some ass ! Yeah !"
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"I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money."
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"I'll fuck anything that moves !"
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"What the fuck you lookin' at ? I'll kick your fuckin' ass !"
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"The guy got sick. He couldn't come in."
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"- Don't you have a hockey game at 2:00 ? - Yes."
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"- Why'd you agree to come in then ? - Hey, I'm only here until 12:00."
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"After that, I'm gone. The boss comes in."
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"- Why don't you open the shutters? Get some sunlight in here. - Someone jammed gum in the locks."
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"- You're kidding. - Bunch of savages in this town."
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"Like, three dollars in mixed change and a couple of singles."
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"This time in the morning, people just get a paper or coffee."
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"they think they're being watched."
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"Why do you smell like shoe polish ?"
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"I needed shoe polish to make that sign out there."
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"You think anybody can see us down here ?"
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"- Typically male point of view. - How do you figure ?"
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"What about what we do for you ?"
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"- Be there ? - Making a male climax isn't at all challenging."
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"Insert somewhere close, preferably moist, thrust, repeat."
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"How flattering."
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"You think so ?"
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"A woman makes a guy come, it's standard."
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"A guy makes a woman come, it's talent."
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"Just being there, as you put it, is not enough."
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"Hmm, I've touched a nerve."
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"I'm astonished to hear you you trivialize my role in our sex life."
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"It wasn't directed at you. I was making a broad generalization."
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"You're making a generalization about broads."
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"who were goodly enough to sleep with me."
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"- How many ? - How many what ?"
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"How many different girls have you slept with ?"
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"- Didn't we have this discussion once before ? - We might have."
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"It better be up to and including me."
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"- Twelve. - You slept with 12 different girls ?"
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"Including you ? Yes."
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"- Why'd you hit me ? - Do you know how many different men I've had sex with ?"
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"Do l get to hit you after you tell me ?"
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"- Three. - Three ?"
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"- I'm not the pig you are. - Who ?"
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"- You ! - No, who are the three, besides me."
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"- John Francin and Rob Stanslik. - Wow."
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"That's why you should feel like a pig. You men make me feel sick."
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"- You'll sleep with anything that says yes. - Animal, mineral or vegetable."
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"After dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me big."
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"I want you to come with me on Monday."
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"- Where ? - To school."
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"after a lapse in enrollment."
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"- l wish you'd go back to school. - Stop. You're making my head hurt."
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"-Shit ! Why're you getting up ? -Unlike you, l have class in 45 minutes."
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"Hey, Ronni. How you been, man ?"
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"What, do you work here now ?"
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"No, l was visiting my man."
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"Dante, this is Willam Black. This is Dante Hicks, my boyfriend."
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"- How you doing ? Just the soda ? - No, and a pack of cigarettes."
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"That's beautiful, man."
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"So, you still talk to Silvan ?"
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"I just talked to her on Monday. We still hang out on weekends."
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"Oh, that's great."
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"Well, you two lovebirds take it easy, okay ?"
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"- [ Ronni ] That was Snowball. - Why do you call him that ?"
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"Silvan made it up. It's a blow job thing."
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"What do you mean ?"
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"After the blow job, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing."
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"- He requests this ? - He gets off on it."
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"- Silvan can be talked into anything. - Why do you say that ?"
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"Like you said, she snowballed him."
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"I'm serious."
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"- You sucked that guy's dick ? - Yeah. How do you think l knew--"
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"You said you only had sex with three different guys ! You never mentioned him !"
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"- Because l never had sex with him. - You sucked his dick !"
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"We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around."
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"Oh, my God. Why did you tell me you only had sex with three guys ?"
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