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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"[ Woman Moaning On Video ]"
Clerks. (1994)
"How did you get here so fast ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"God, that was so great !"
Clerks. (1994)
"- You two better quit it. - I'm serious."
Clerks. (1994)
"No."
Clerks. (1994)
"Stop it. This isn't funny."
Clerks. (1994)
"- This isn't fucking funny, Dante. - I'm not kidding."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What time was this ? - l don't know."
Clerks. (1994)
"Well, everything happened so quickly, I guess l forgot he was back there."
Clerks. (1994)
"My question is: How did she come to have sex with a dead man ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Humming ""Theme from Jaws"" ]"
Clerks. (1994)
"Salsa shark."
Clerks. (1994)
"""We're gonna need a bigger boat."""
Clerks. (1994)
"Why do l have this life ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"and the fact that you have to come in on your day off, why don't you quit ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Like it's that easy. - it is. You just up and quit."
Clerks. (1994)
"would shatter the pathetic microcosm you've fashioned for yourself."
Clerks. (1994)
"You date Veronica because it's convenient and she's low maintenance."
Clerks. (1994)
"Man, if you weren't such a fucking coward--"
Clerks. (1994)
"Caitlin and l can't be together. It's impossible."
Clerks. (1994)
"That's the way things are. They're not gonna change."
Clerks. (1994)
"But l don't have the ability to risk the comfortable situations..."
Clerks. (1994)
"So you're gonna be miserable 'cause you don't have the guts to face change ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Now it's time to head over to Atlantic, drink some beers,"
Clerks. (1994)
"Oh, come here, bitch. You like this ? Huh ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Most of 'em just cheat on ya."
Clerks. (1994)
"I love her."
Clerks. (1994)
"And he told you all of this ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Uh-- l don't know what to say."
Clerks. (1994)
"- I'm not sad. - You're not ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Ow ! What'd you do that for ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"If you didn't wanna go out with me anymore, why didn't you say so ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Will you let me explain ? - Explain what ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"You're caught, and now you're trying to snake out of doing what you wanted to do !"
Clerks. (1994)
"You're always saying how you can't initiate change yourself."
Clerks. (1994)
"Thanks."
Clerks. (1994)
"- How do you figure ? - What time did you get to work today ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Oh, it's not like I'm miles away."
Clerks. (1994)
"You argue with the customers, and l have to patch everything up."
Clerks. (1994)
"You know what the real tragedy about all of this is ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today !"
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm the source of all your misery."
Clerks. (1994)
"You sound like an asshole !"
Clerks. (1994)
"Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante, and badly, l might add !"
Clerks. (1994)
"what are we doin' workin' here ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Same time. What about you ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"You wanna grab a bite to eat or something..."
Clerks. (1994)
"when you're done with that and l get off work ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Hey, good luck with Veronica."
Clerks. (1994)
"Want me to do anything before l get out of here, man ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> Here comes Randal <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"You're closed."
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> But I'm happy just to die tryin' <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> And l hope l ain't done nobody wrong <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> And I'm lookin' for a cure 'cause I'm bored to tears <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> And I'm stuck in here <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> We lived through another day <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> I can't even tell <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> I'm guessin' I'll just keep on guessin' <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm not dealing. What're you talking about ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Have you got anything, man ? - What you want ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Let me borrow your car. - l don't want to talk to you."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Fine. Just let me borrow your car. - Why should l loan you my car ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- l want to rent a movie. - You want to rent a movie."
Clerks. (1994)
"- [ Sighs ] - What's that for ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- You work in a video store ! - l work in a shitty video store."
Clerks. (1994)
"I want to go to a good video store so l can get a good movie."
Clerks. (1994)
"And a pack of cigarettes."
Clerks. (1994)
"Can you imagine being halfway decent to the customers sometimes ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"If you must."
Clerks. (1994)
"We are employees of Quick Stop Convenience and RST Video, respectively."
Clerks. (1994)
"As such, we have certain obligations that, although they may seem cruel and unusual,"
Clerks. (1994)
"So playing hockey and attending wakes are standard operating procedures ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"being that you work at a video store."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Are you open ? - Yes."
Clerks. (1994)
"- l don't care for your rationale. - it's gonna have to do, being it's my car up for request."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Can l help you ? - A pack of cigarettes."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What's your point ? - My point is, you're a clerk, paid to do a job."
Clerks. (1994)
"""Space alien revealed as head of Time-Warner."
Clerks. (1994)
"Report stock increase."""
Clerks. (1994)
"They certainly do. Three dollars."
Clerks. (1994)
"The reason you won't Let me use your car is because I have a title and job description,"
Clerks. (1994)
"I saw one one time that said,"
Clerks. (1994)
"""The next week, the world is ending."""
Clerks. (1994)
"""We were miraculously saved at the zero hour..."
Clerks. (1994)
"That's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything."
Clerks. (1994)
"Cute. Tell me you wouldn't wanna go out with me again..."
Clerks. (1994)
"after all the talking we've been doing."
Clerks. (1994)
"The key word here is ""talk,"" Dante."
Clerks. (1994)
"I think the idea, or the conception of us dating,"
Clerks. (1994)
"is a lot more idyllic than what actually happens when we date."
Clerks. (1994)
"What are we supposed to do ? Pretend over the phone we're dating ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Let me take you out tonight. - On a date ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Yeah, a real date. Dinner and a movie."
Clerks. (1994)
"Oh, the ""Dante Hicks Dinner and Movie"" date."
Clerks. (1994)
"- l think I've been on that one before. - Do you have a better suggestion ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Well, how 'bout the ""Caitlin Bree..."
Clerks. (1994)
"God, here l am, throwing myself at you, succumbing to your wily charms,"
Clerks. (1994)
"and you're calling me a slut in so many words."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What about Sing ? - Sang !"
Clerks. (1994)
"- He's not invited. - He's your fiancé."
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics."
Clerks. (1994)
"of why l came all the way here from Ohio--"
Clerks. (1994)
"Duh ! I'm about to become single again."
Clerks. (1994)
"And, yes, allow me to placate your ego."
Clerks. (1994)
"You are the inspiration for this bold and momentous decision..."
Clerks. (1994)
"that will probably get me ostracized from both school and home."
Clerks. (1994)
"You ask me who l choose."
Clerks. (1994)
"- I'm just kidding ! - l can already see this is not gonna work out."
Clerks. (1994)
"- I'll ask Randal to close up when he gets back. - Where is he, anyway ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"He went to go rent a movie. He isn't back yet."
Clerks. (1994)
"You are too responsible. But no, l have to go home first."
Clerks. (1994)
"They don't even know I've left school yet."
Clerks. (1994)
"which is gonna cause quite a row considering she loves Sang."
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Sighs ] So l shall take my leave of you,"
Clerks. (1994)
"but l will return in a little while,"
Clerks. (1994)
"What happened to the walk and the nakedness ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"See you later, handsome."
Clerks. (1994)
"Best of Both Worlds ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs."
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