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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"- What part of Russia ? - l don't know. Do l look Like his fuckin' biographer ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"-Olaf, what part of Russia are you from? -Moscow."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Is he staying here ? - Nah, he's moving to the big city this week."
Clerks. (1994)
"That's his fucking metal face. Olaf, girl nice ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- [ Speaks Russian ] - That's fucked up, man."
Clerks. (1994)
"In English. Come on, ""Berserker."" Girls think sexy."
Clerks. (1994)
"Would you like some making fuck, berserker"
Clerks. (1994)
"- That's fuckin' funny, man. - Did he say, ""making fuck"" ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> Would you like to suck my cock, berserker <MUSIC><MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"Hold on to the counter and I'll pull."
Clerks. (1994)
"- [ Door Opens ] - Thanks."
Clerks. (1994)
"-You know what l just watched ? -Me pulling a can off some moron's fist?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Empire had the better ending."
Clerks. (1994)
"There was something else going on in Jedi. I never noticed it 'til today."
Clerks. (1994)
"- They build another Death Star, right ? - Yeah."
Clerks. (1994)
"The first one was completed and fully operational before the rebels destroyed it."
Clerks. (1994)
"- The second one was still being built when they blew it up. - Compliments of Lando Calrissian."
Clerks. (1994)
"I could never put my finger on it, but something just wasn't right."
Clerks. (1994)
"The only people on board were Storm Troopers, dignitaries, lmperialists."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers-- - Not just lmperialists."
Clerks. (1994)
"You got a wife and kids, the two-story in suburbia."
Clerks. (1994)
"were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the rebels."
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer."
Clerks. (1994)
"Tons of property. A simple re-shingling job."
Clerks. (1994)
"The same ! The money was right, but the risk was too high."
Clerks. (1994)
"I knew who he was, and based on that, I turned the job over to a friend."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Well, what about these two ? - They suck."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You will be missed. - Screw you !"
Clerks. (1994)
"This has been going on for 20 minutes now."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What's he looking for ? - Said he has to find the perfect dozen."
Clerks. (1994)
"- The quest isn't going well ? - Obviously not."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Look at all the cartons that didn't make the grade. - Why doesn't he mix and match ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"He said it was important to have standards. He says no one has any pride anymore."
Clerks. (1994)
"I don't need this. I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Let me guess. He's looking for the perfect carton of eggs ? - [ Randal ] How'd you know ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I saw it happen in Food City, Like, last year. Different guy, though."
Clerks. (1994)
"I asked him why nobody ever called the manager, and he said it happens..."
Clerks. (1994)
"Did you ever notice that all the prices end in ""9"" ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- l will never come to this place again. - Excuse me ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Well, that's all l can do, right ? Yeah."
Clerks. (1994)
"- l know ! - Jesus ! That seems to be the leitmotif in your life."
Clerks. (1994)
"You always back down. You assume blame that's not yours."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You know what really pisses me off ? - That I'm right about your buckling ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"What ? What do you want ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Yeah, l know I'm not scheduled today-- Forget it."
Clerks. (1994)
"- insubordination rules. - l just want to play hockey Like l was scheduled to."
Clerks. (1994)
"- l can't have everybody grabbing free drinks. - What responsibility ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"All right ! Jesus, you fuckers are pushy !"
Clerks. (1994)
"- You going to lock the store ? - l don't know. You're going to lock the video store ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Easy to say over there. - Give me a stick, pretty boy !"
Clerks. (1994)
"Fuck, fuck, fuck ! I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Clerks. (1994)
"I still get free Gatorade, right ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Be careful. - I'm trying."
Clerks. (1994)
"You know, the insides of those has got stuff that can give you cancer."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah, but it's for employees only. - l understand."
Clerks. (1994)
"A paper or something ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"They draw some of the biggest titties you ever saw."
Clerks. (1994)
"One ball ? l close the store, they come all the way here, for one ball ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Twelve minutes is not a game. Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Bitch, bitch, bitch. You want something to drink ? - Yeah, a Gatorade."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What ? - Posten's Funeral Parlor. Next show's at 4:00."
Clerks. (1994)
"- I'm not taking you to this funeral. - I'm going with you."
Clerks. (1994)
"- l can't close the store. - You just closed the store to play hockey on the roof."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Embolism in a pool. - What an embarrassing way to die."
Clerks. (1994)
"He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Shut the hell up. - l swear."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Oh, my God ! - Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
Clerks. (1994)
"Mom freaked out."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You know. - What, your dick ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Yeah. Like you said, l guess everybody gets curious and tries it sometime."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Yeah, not yet. - And l remember one time--"
Clerks. (1994)
"- I'm sorry. He meant to hit me. - Yeah ? Well, he missed."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What the fuck did you do that for ? - Two reasons."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What ? - lf title dictated my behavior as a clerk serving the public,"
Clerks. (1994)
"Hey, uh, let me ask you a question. Think this guy's out of shape ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I can get you on an aerobics/free weights program."
Clerks. (1994)
"Dante Hicks. Why ? What's this all about ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Caitlin used to talk about him all the time. - Really ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Jesus Christ ! What next ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Here you go. - What's this ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Five hundred bucks ? For what ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Any person who sells or makes available tobacco,"
Clerks. (1994)
"That's sick, Dante."
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"will result in a charge of criminal negligence,"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Muzak ]"
Clerks. (1994)
"I just saw Alyssa's Little sister outside."
Clerks. (1994)
"So I'm told."
Clerks. (1994)
"- What's goin' on here ? - l am not pregnant."
Clerks. (1994)
"- How do you know that ? - Because l know you."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You're not really getting married ? - [ Scoffs ]"
Clerks. (1994)
"to let me know that the announcement was in the paper."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Thanks for the vote of confidence. - Was l right ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- But you were ! - No, l wasn't ! Not really."
Clerks. (1994)
"I think that constitutes something more than just seeing somebody."
Clerks. (1994)
"And l know that's what I'd become."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Tell me l don't have something to do with it. - You have nothing to do with it."
Clerks. (1994)
"Oh, Jesus. You're so caustic."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Well, let's date. - Oh, l think Sang and... Veronica,"
Clerks. (1994)
"You're serious ? You wanna date again ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"It's just the shock of seeing me after three years."
Clerks. (1994)
"- No, because Caitlin came to see me. - Now l know you're lyin'."
Clerks. (1994)
"- I'm not. She just left. - What'd she say ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"She's not marrying that guy. She went home to tell her mom."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You're kiddin'. - I'm not."
Clerks. (1994)
"What happened to ""Title dictates behavior"" ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Well, this is my way of spitting water at life."
Clerks. (1994)
"All right, but you're missin' out. Chicks with dicks."
Clerks. (1994)
"What can l say ? He does weird things to me."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Can l join in ? - You might be let down."
Clerks. (1994)
"What makes you think you can maintain a relationship with him this time around ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Wow ! Hey, you know, you and l have something in common."
Clerks. (1994)
"- We both eat Chinese. - [ Scoffs ] Dick."
Clerks. (1994)
"- God, isn't he great ? - No. This is great."
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Sighs ]"
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"[ Bed Squeaking, People Moaning On Video ]"
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"- She's been back there a long time. - There are no lights back there."
Clerks. (1994)
"Oh, l love your sexy talk. It's so kindergarten."
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Woman Moaning On Video ]"
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Man On Video ] I said stop."
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