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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"See you when you close. Enjoy the lasagna."
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Door Opens, Closes ]"
Clerks. (1994)
"Vermont ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"No, that can't be. I just talked to him this morning."
Clerks. (1994)
"He left at what time ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"He really went to Vermont ? When the hell was someone going to tell me?"
Clerks. (1994)
"He promised me he'd be here by noon !"
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"Jesus, when does he get back ? Tuesday ? You've gotta be fucking kidding me !"
Clerks. (1994)
"I've got a hockey game at 2:00, and the steel shutters are jammed closed."
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> Watch the world go by Surprising it goes so fast <MUSIC>"
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"I can't help it. At least on the roof, I could see if anybody wanted to go in."
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"Nobody's there. It's 4:00 on a Saturday."
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"How many people ever come to the store at 4:00 on a Saturday ?"
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"Let me in !"
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"- [ Door Closes ] - l can't fucking believe you."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You knocked the casket over, for Christ's sake ! - l was just leanin' on it."
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"I put her back in it. it's not like it matters if she breaks something."
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"- Just go open the video store. - [ Jay ] Open the video store !"
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"Shut the fuck up, junkie."
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"How many times have l told you not to be dealing in front of the store ?"
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"I love women !"
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"- Yeah, that's right. - Friggin' Nazi."
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"-I'm not even supposed to be here today! -l know."
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"- What's it called again ? - Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
Clerks. (1994)
"Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum,"
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"<MUSIC> Never want to be a haystack <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> it's making me sick <MUSIC><MUSIC>"
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"The women that go through every gallon of milk, looking for that later date,"
Clerks. (1994)
"- The ostrich syndrome: If you don't see it-- - it isn't there. Yes."
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"- l knew this was a bad idea to close the store. - Listen to you."
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> Are you more than dead <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Cute cat. What's its name ? - Annoying customer."
Clerks. (1994)
"Now, renting videos, that's gratuitous, not to mention illogical,"
Clerks. (1994)
"He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift..."
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Hip-Hop ]"
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"- Five hundred dollars. - You're bullshittin'."
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"Yep. A little girl, maybe four years old."
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"<MUSIC> it's a meaningless end to the story <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Got no time for the forgotten glory <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Are you serious ? - How long you been smoking ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Used to put the cigarette in this and smoke that way. - Excuse me, but--"
Clerks. (1994)
"And I'm gonna play like shit because I didn't have a good night's sleep."
Clerks. (1994)
"Women as lovers are basically the same; they just have to be there."
Clerks. (1994)
"Now, making a woman come, therein lies a challenge."
Clerks. (1994)
"Vegetable, meaning paraplegic."
Clerks. (1994)
"So where you been, man ? Still going to Seton Hall ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"I did understand !"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Uh... 37. - I'm 37 ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Who was on your phone this morning, like, 2:30 ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Aah. Aah. - Watch, he's gonna sing it. It's too funny."
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> My love for you is like a truck, berserker <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Sounds Stop ]"
Clerks. (1994)
"To get it built quickly and quietly, they'd hire anybody that could do the job."
Clerks. (1994)
"- comes into play heavily when choosing jobs. - Like when ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Then l realized whose house it was. - [ Dante ] Whose house was it ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"My friend wasn't so lucky."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You'll never believe what this unruly customer just said. - Wait."
Clerks. (1994)
"Oh, this is just great. I can't fucking believe this."
Clerks. (1994)
"- You're closing the store to play hockey. - He's blunt, but he's got a point."
Clerks. (1994)
"Hit 'em !"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Like you're any better ? - l can whip your ass any day, pal."
Clerks. (1994)
"Say, young fella, I hate to bother you again,"
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"I appreciate it."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Excuse me ? - l heard you strain when you picked up that milk."
Clerks. (1994)
"I know l can bench more than that."
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"Feel that."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Oh, for God's sakes ! - See, you're ashamed."
Clerks. (1994)
"Here. Take my card."
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"Hey, wait a minute !"
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"I like the way you think."
Clerks. (1994)
"I have come way too far and studied too damn hard..."
Clerks. (1994)
"which would give me no reason to work."
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"No, l might be leaving early to go out with Caitlin,"
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"in which case, you're gonna lock up the store tonight."
Clerks. (1994)
"There are, but for some reason they stop working at 5:14 every night."
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"Oh, that was so cute."
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"Yeah, right. Who was it, then ? Randal ?"
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"She thought it was me."
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Siren Blaring ]"
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"working on my day off."
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"My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy,"
Clerks. (1994)
"Oh, what, the dead guy ? She'll get over fuckin' a dead guy."
Clerks. (1994)
"Jesus, will you leave me alone ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"Hell, yes, whatever that means."
Clerks. (1994)
"- l don't want Caitlin. - You don't know what you want !"
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"to go back to college if l was with you."
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> Close your eyes <MUSIC>"
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"I thought I'd give you a hand."
Clerks. (1994)
"Randal-- [ Sighs ] Forget it."
Clerks. (1994)
"Like 10:00, or ten after."
Clerks. (1994)
"Who closed the store to play hockey ? Who closed the store to go to a wake ?"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Need a ride home ? - No, l got one. Just pulled up."
Clerks. (1994)
"- [ Scoffs ] No. - Come on. Just wrangle out the door."
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> Take a number, knock on wood <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> We'll find a reason to feel good <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> I know you know l want to know <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> No one knows nothin' about me <MUSIC>"
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"Ah, screw it. I'll close up and leave him a note."
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"- You're lyin'. - No, I'm not."
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Slurping ]"
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"<MUSIC> Just so glad to be led astray Hell, yeah <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> it's a meaningless end to the story <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"- Silvan ? No, l snowballed him. - Yeah, right."
Clerks. (1994)
"- A few ? - One of those guys was you. The last one, l might add."
Clerks. (1994)
"[ Door Opens, Closes ]"
Clerks. (1994)
"You go into this booth, and there's this glass between you and these chicks."
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"Yeah !"
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"and a warrant will be issued for your arrest."
Clerks. (1994)
"- Fuck you ! - it's true, man."
Clerks. (1994)
"<MUSIC> He's a Berserker <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Do you know your place <MUSIC>"
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"they'd love that."
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"doin' shit for you all the time."
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"I choose you."
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"<MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC>"
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