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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"<MUSIC> Hear what l say Oh, yeah <MUSIC>"
Clerks. (1994)
"because they always pay for whatever they break, and they never bother anybody."
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"and l believe I'm the impetus behind your refusal to wed."
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"Who eats cock ?"
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"<MUSIC> Our problems seem a world away <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> You'll all be replaced <MUSIC><MUSIC>"
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"not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink."
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"- Pack of cigarettes. What's that ? - This ?"
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"Hey, it's not like it's a demanding job over there."
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"Nope."
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"Then my mother told the paper we were engaged."
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"[ Jay ] About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry."
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"- it's probably from being around all this food every day. - Oh, l know."
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"<MUSIC> Suddenly everyone loved to hear him play his songs <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Well <MUSIC>"
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"They put up the least amount of struggle."
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"I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'm gonna fuck this bitch."
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"Yeah. So, Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that ?"
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"Do we have to actually throw hard-earned dollars down on the counter..."
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"<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>"
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"- <MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC> - Shit !"
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"- I'll bet you a million dollars he's a guidance counselor. - [ Dante ] Why do you say that ?"
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"If I'm so nuts about you, then why am l having sex with an Asian design major ?"
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"<MUSIC> Stuck out here, stuck in here <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> You can call it another lonely day <MUSIC><MUSIC>"
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"Party at John Kay's, senior year; I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom."
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"I'm easy, but I'm not that easy."
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"Bunch of savages in this town."
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"with this fuckin' faggot Dante."
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"- I'm happy. - You're happy to get a fine ?"
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"I don't want to marry anybody. Not for years."
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"<MUSIC> Hell, yeah <MUSIC>"
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"I'm going to put the hookers in Times Square to shame with all the guys l go down on now !"
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"- Know what Sanford told me ? - l can't believe Caitlin's getting married."
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"What the hell is that, ""resting his eyes"" ?"
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"<MUSIC> In the big charade <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> But l miss you smilin' <MUSIC>"
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"I wanna be your boyfriend, yes."
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"Theoretically, people see money on the counter, no one around,"
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"- Get to work. - Hey, what'd you rent ?"
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"She went home and she's getting ready and we're going out."
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"<MUSIC> This song is the reason why I'm now going deaf <MUSIC><MUSIC>"
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"- Do you sell video tapes ? - Yeah. What are you looking for ?"
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"- How come you're not in class ? - Lit. 101 got cancelled."
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"So I'm no more responsible for my decisions here than, say, a death squad soldier in Bosnia ?"
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"<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>"
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"- Do you mind if l drink this here ? - Sure. Go ahead."
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"- Guy ain't here yet. - You're kidding ! it's almost 11:30."
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"[ Science Fiction Movie Sounds, Man Screaming ]"
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"Good-bye, Dante !"
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"Two packs of cigarettes."
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"doing all sorts of endurance tests and stuff."
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"I heard you apologize. Why ? You had every reason in the world to be mad."
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"For violation of New Jersey Statute, Section 2A, Number 170/51."
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"That's when l hopped a train to come back here, because l knew you'd be a wreck."
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"<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Hip-Hop ]"
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"Wow ! You got thrown out for Dante ?"
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"[ Clock Ticking ]"
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"A woman's intuition."
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"Oh, lord. Can l use your bathroom ?"
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"I told her that. She said she didn't need any."
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"[ Door Opening ]"
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"- [ Man ] Can we take it now ? - Go ahead."
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"He's right."
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"Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa."
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"[ Coroner ] Shock trauma. She's gonna need years of therapy after this."
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"Jesus, there you go, trying to pass the buck."
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"<MUSIC> How l feel <MUSIC>"
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"so much more important than it really is."
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"Fucking dickhead."
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"You can't just do anything you want while you're working."
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"- Your argument is that title dictates behavior. - What ?"
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"- <MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC> - [ Engine Starts ]"
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"<MUSIC> Let's see what you find and you know <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Let's see what you find and you know <MUSIC>"
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"Thirteen. Let's see, you're about 19, 20 ?"
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"- Am l right ? - What in the hell is that ?"
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"You made a very wise choice. Keep up the good work."
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"Honesty through paranoia."
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"No, l transferred into Monmouth this year. l was tired of missing him."
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"Shut up a second and I'll tell you. Jesus !"
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"I'd like to get paid to sit on my ass and watch TV."
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"- Are you calling me a liar ? - No ! He was probably just resting his eyes."
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"Shocking abuse of authority."
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"- Look who it is. The fuckin' human vacuum. - Scumbag, what are you doing ?"
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"- l think it's coming ! - [ Falls On Floor ]"
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"Speaking as a roofer, l can tell you a roofer's personal politics..."
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"- Get out of here. - No, l kid you not."
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"They used to make a big deal of it, but they just let it go now..."
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"If your job was as meaningless as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy too ?"
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"[ Sucking Sound ]"
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"[ Sighing ]"
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"- Can we not talk about this ? - Fine by me."
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"Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em !"
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"All right, here we go. I got it."
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"Oh, man ! Hey !"
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"Fucking pervert."
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"My point is that people dictate their own behavior."
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"- Yeah, since 6:00 this morning. - He's got those love handles."
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"and claimed that a Quick Stop employee..."
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"You're just gonna close the store like that ?"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Well, I'll try to manage."
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"He just sat there and let me do all the work."
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"Uh, no. l gave it to him."
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"Was he alive when Caitlin--"
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"You haven't said anything for, like, 20 minutes. What the hell's your problem ?"
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"- [ Man ] You open ? - Yeah."
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"It must be great to have this ability to simplify things the way you do."
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"- [ Door Opening ] - <MUSIC> Noise, noise, noise Smokin' weed, smokin' weed <MUSIC>"
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"Done poisoning the youth for today, huh ?"
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"[ Silent Bob ] Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"to take charge of your life and find direction."
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"- You're spineless ! - Veronica, l love you !"
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"<MUSIC> Close the night and listen <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> And sell the lie <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> And I'm lookin' for a way to get outta here <MUSIC>"
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"You definitely are the source in this area, and we're gonna shut you down for good !"
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