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Clips from Clerks. (1994)

"Here, now l am a customer. I'm gonna buy some Chewlies gum."
Clerks. (1994)
"I'm a customer engaged in a discussion with the other customers."
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"He's scared now 'cause he sees the threat we present."
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"He smells the change is coming !"
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"For good, cancer merchant !"
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"Who's leading this mob ?"
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"[ Coughing ] That guy."
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"- [ Coughing Continues ] - [ Woman ] Freeze !"
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"You're stirring up anti-smoking sentiment to, what, sell more gum ?"
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"Get out of here !"
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"And you people-- Don't you have jobs to go to ? Get out of here. Go commute."
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"You oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of easily led automatons."
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"Try thinking for yourselves before you pelt an innocent man with cigarettes !"
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"[ Coughing, Clears Throat ]"
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"Uh, pack of cigarettes ?"
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"Don't you think you're taking this a bit too hard ?"
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"- At least they weren't lit. - Oh, l hate this fucking place."
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"Please, Veronica, at this point, the last thing l need is a lecture."
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"All I'm saying is, if you're that unhappy, you should leave."
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"I stopped by your house. Your mom told me you left, like, at 6:00 or something."
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"You don't wanna know."
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"- You call Caitlin again ? - She called me."
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"- What do you fight about ? - We don't fight about anything."
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"She wants me to leave here and go back to school and get some direction."
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"I'm going to offer you some advice, my friend. Let the past be the past."
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"Forget Caitlin Bree. You been with Veronica how long now ?"
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"- Seven months. - Chick's nuts about you."
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"- How long you date Caitlin ? - Five years."
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"Chick only made you nuts, man. She cheated on you how many times ?"
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"- Eight and a half. - Eight and a half ?"
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"-Caitlin comes in and jumps all over me. -So that's cheating ?"
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"- No. In the middle of it she called me Brad. - She called you Brad ?"
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"That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex."
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"- One time, l called this girl ""mom."" - l hit the light, she freaks."
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"- She thought l was Brad Michelson. - What do you mean ?"
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"She was supposed to meet Brad in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one."
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"- She didn't even know I was at the party. - Oh, my God."
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"- Great story, huh ? - That girl was vile to you."
Clerks. (1994)
"Interesting postscript to that story. Do you know who wound up in that bedroom with Brad ?"
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"- Your mother ? - Alan Harris."
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"- Chess team Alan Harris ? - The two moved to Idaho together."
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"They raise sheep."
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"- That's frightening. - Takes different strokes to move the world."
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"In light of this lurid tale, I don't see..."
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"how you could romanticize your relationship with Caitlin."
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"She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles."
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"There was a lot of good in our relationship."
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"Aside from the cheating, we were a great couple."
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"That's what high school was about: algebra, bad lunch and infidelity."
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"- You think things will be different this time ? - They are."
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"When she calls me now, she's a different person. She's frightened, vulnerable."
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"She's finishing college and about to enter the real world. That's scary for anyone."
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"- Shit, l gotta place an order. - Talkin' to myself here."
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"- I'm listening. She's leaving college and-- - And she's looking for support."
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"I think the arguments Veronica and l are having are some kind of manifestation..."
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"of a subconscious desire to break up with her,"
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"so l can pursue a more meaningful relationship with Caitlin."
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"- Caitlin's on the same wavelength ? - it's safe to say yes."
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"- l think all four of you better sit down and talk it over. - All four ?"
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"I'm on the phone with the distribution house. Let me make sure they got it."
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"This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352."
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"I'd like to place an order."
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"I need one each of the following tapes:"
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"Whispers in The Wind, To Each His Own,"
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"Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt And Eight Shafts,"
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"Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns III,"
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"Cumming in Socks, Cum On ilene,"
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"oh, yeah, and, uh, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock."
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"Yup. Oh, wait a minute. What was that called again ?"
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"<MUSIC> I'm a needle, you know <MUSIC>"
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"<MUSIC> Don't ever want to break your heart in two <MUSIC>"
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"Yes, I'd like to check on a misprint in today's edition."
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"Today's edition."
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"It says, ""Bree to wed Asian design major."""
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"No, everything's spelled fine."
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"Using filthy language in front of the customers. You both should be fired."
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"Oh, l-I'm sorry. I guess we kinda got carried away."
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"I don't know if sorry can make up for it."
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"You've highly offended me."
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"Well, if you think that's offensive, check this out."
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"Oh ! [ Screaming ]"
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"- l think you can see her kidneys. - Why do you do things like that ?"
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"- You know he's only going to come back and tell the boss. - Who cares ?"
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"That guy's an asshole. Everybody that comes in here is way too uptight."
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"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."
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"- Jesus ! I'm gonna hear from the boss tomorrow. - Would you loosen up ?"
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"You'd feel a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer."
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"Why ? l-l don't bother them and they don't bother me."
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"Liar ! Tell me there aren't customers that annoy the piss out of you on a daily basis."
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"Why don't you vent ? Vent your frustrations. Who pisses you off ?"
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"Well, l guess it isn't customers in particular."
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"Maybe just a group of customers."
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"- Well, let's hear it. - Well, the Milk Maids."
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"The Milk Maids ?"
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"You know who l can do without ? The people in the video store."
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"- Which ones ? - All of 'em."
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"What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed ?"
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"They never rent quality flicks."
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"They always pick the most intellectually devoid movie on the racks."
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"Oooh ! Navy SEALS !"
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"You think you get stupid questions ? You should hear the barrage that l get."
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"So, how much is this thing anyway ?"
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"Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback ?"
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"Ooh ! Mini-Trucker magazine."
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"-See? You vented. Don't you feel better? -No."
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"- Why not ? - Because my ex-girlfriend is getting married."
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"Jesus, you got a one-track mind. It's always Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin."
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"Veronica !"
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"- What happened to home by 12:00 ? - Boss hasn't shown up yet."
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"Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. What do you think it is ?"
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"Oh, you're the queen."
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"Yes, I've calmed down. I'm not happy, but I'll be able to deal."
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"- You had to tell him ? - l had to tell someone. He put it into perspective."
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"- What did he say ? - He said at least he wasn't 36."
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"And that made you feel better ?"
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"- Thank you for being rational. - Thank you for the lasagna."
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"I called the locksmith. He said the earliest he could be here is tomorrow morning."
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"Bummer. Well, l gotta head back for the 1:30 class."
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"So, I'll see you when you close then. Can we go out for coffee ?"
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"- Sure. - Good."
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