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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pitch (S04E04)

"- And me? - You're nobody."
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"- I'm better than him. - You're worse."
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"- There's Davola. - What? Where?"
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"- Where? - Outside. I just saw him outside."
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"What is it?"
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"Oh, it's this patient."
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"Again?"
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"I'm fairly certain."
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"I forgot to leave him an extra prescription for his medication."
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"Well, so he can live without his Valium for a couple of days."
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"No, you don't understand."
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"He could be dangerous."
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"Go outside and see if he's there."
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"I can't go. He knows we're friends."
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"Well, what am I supposed to do? I gotta take Kramer to the doctor."
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"- Tell the cop. - Good idea."
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"There's a guy outside, and he's a nutjob, and he's waiting to beat me up."
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"Yeah, all right. Just- Just let me get a muffin."
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"He's gonna get a muffin. Then he'll walk us outside."
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"Hey, he's looking at the menu now."
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"What's he looking at the menu for?"
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"I thought you said he was gonna get a muffin."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- What? - What, you're ordering food now?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I decided to get a sandwich."
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"What happened to the muffin?"
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"I got a little hungry."
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"All of a sudden you get hungry?"
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"Yeah. You got a problem with that?"
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"Enjoy your lunch."
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"You know, a muffin can be very filling."
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"- He's getting a sandwich now. - I thought he was gonna have a muffin."
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"All of a sudden, he gets hungry."
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"Mr. Kramer..."
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"...you heard the testimony so far."
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"...what happened on the afternoon of September 1 Oth?"
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"What do you mean, in my own words?"
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"You know what I mean."
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"- I was very upset that day. - And why was that?"
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"- Would you let me say-? Let me talk. - All right. Go ahead."
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"I was very upset that day because I could never become a banker."
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"And this failure to become a banker..."
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"...was eating at you. Eating, eating, eating at you inside."
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"Yeah."
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"It was your family that pushed you into banking. It was their dream for you."
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"- Mr. Newman? - I'm trying to establish..."
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"...Mr. Kramer's fragile emotional state. My entire case depends on it."
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"Continue."
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"- As you were saying, Mr. Kramer? - What was the question?"
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"You're telling how your parents pushed you into banking."
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"...he took me to the bank..."
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"...and he lifted me up, and he pointed to the teller, and he said:"
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"Sonny boy, take a good look at him."
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"But you never became a banker, did you, Mr. Kramer?"
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"Why? Why did you fail?"
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"Because you hated your father..."
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"...and you would do anything to displease him!"
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"- Could you get to the speeding? - Yes, I intend to, Your Honour."
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"...you received a phone call, did you not?"
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"Phone call?"
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"- From me. - From you?"
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"Yes, from me! From me! I called you, remember?"
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"- You called me? - Yes, I called you, you idiot!"
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"Because you were going to..."
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"- You were going to... Remember? - What?"
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"You were gonna- You were gonna-"
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"You were gonna do something..."
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"Remember the banking! The banking! It wasn't working out."
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"- Yes, a banker! - What banker?"
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"You're a banker!"
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"- Your Honour- - That's enough, Mr. -"
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"Mr. Kramer is obviously very distraught."
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"- I'm distraught? - You shut up!"
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"I demand a recess so that I can take him outside..."
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"...and help him regain his composure."
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"That'll be $75."
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"What's the matter with you, you jerk? We had it all worked out!"
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"Is he out there? Do you see him?"
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"I'm not sure."
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"Well, either you see him or you don't."
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"Is he getting coffee?"
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"- Yeah. - This is really too much."
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"- What is your problem? - I'm sitting over there..."
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"Well, you're just gonna have to wait."
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"You never said anything about the banking."
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"- You're off your rocker! - Hey, you guys."
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"- Hey. - What are you doing here?"
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"- Why are you here? - Is Davola outside?"
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"- Davola? - Yeah."
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"- I didn't see him. - Crazy Joe Davola?"
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"- Jerry, yours is $11. - Eleven dollars? For what?"
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"Muffin, sandwich and coffee."
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"Hey, NBC okayed our idea. We're gonna make the pilot."
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"The circus freak show?"
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"- No. - A pilot?"
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"What do you make for something like that? Fifty, 60 thousand?"
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"What's the difference? The money's not important."
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"- Hey, Newman, is that your red car? - Yeah."
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"- I think you're getting a ticket. - Run."
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"- Go! Go! Go! - Hey, what are you doing?"
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"It's after 6:00! You can't give me a ticket!"
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"You're not gonna get away with this. I'll fight this."
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"This would be a good idea for the pilot."
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"Get out of here. The vomiting is funnier."
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"No. You do."
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"Many states now have traffic school when you have an infraction."
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"I went to traffic school. I didn't mind it."
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"This guy goes to traffic school every day, no matter how he drives."
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"What is his incentive to not speed?"
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"Why not get a racecar, do 200 miles an hour down the street?"
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"The punishment should be, instead of traffic school or traffic court..."
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"...just traffic."
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"They sentence you to 100 hours of traffic."
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"...at five miles an hour wherever you go."
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"How far is Gettysburg? I'd like to go."
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"Okay. Great. Thanks."
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"- The circus? - Oh, come on. This is a great idea."
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"Why don't they have salsa on the table?"
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"- What? - This."
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"I want my helmet back!"
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