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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pitch (S04E04)

"- I can't do this. I can't do this. - What?"
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"Oh, no. Just a custom."
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"Why shouldn't I look good?"
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"Very close."
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"- Why them? Why not me? - Why not you?"
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"...he still would have given him Czechoslovakia."
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"- No, I swear. - I'll bet this is from that kick..."
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"They wanna buy it! They wanna buy it! What did I tell you?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember."
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"Shut up! I'll get my coat."
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"...as proof that the humans are not smart."
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"...or if there was some foul play, but let me tell you:"
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"I couldn't talk. I had a meeting."
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"- Apiece? - No, for both."
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"- Who's he? - He's somebody."
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"That's gonna be you someday."
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"Yes, a phone call."
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"From who?"
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"Cop stops you.Where you going? Traffic school.Go ahead."
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"...that was a terrific show."
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"You have a girlfriend?"
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"You gotta go with me to court. I'm contesting the ticket."
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"So then he didn't kill himself?"
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"At that point, there's really very little you can say to the person."
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"Never assume anything. I don't want that nut in my house."
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"See! Told you! I told you!"
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"That's the way they should punish the kids."
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"No. No reason. You do the karate, right?"
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"Next time, lunch is on me."
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"...to come up with some sort of device..."
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"Now you're drinking coffee. That's another 10 minutes."
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"They want me to come up with an idea. I mean, I don't have any ideas."
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"I'm giving him my motorcycle helmet. He's giving me his radar detector."
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"Hey. We had a deal."
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"Idiots."
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"I just said something. I didn't know you were gonna listen to me!"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"- No. - Well, now you know how I feel."
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"What happened to you?"
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"All right, what is this?"
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"You know where I just came from?"
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"- Look at this. - Why didn't you shave this morning?"
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"...I place great confidence in this lady's judgment."
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"I had gone up to Westchester."
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"And even more than that..."
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"Much, much worse."
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"Thanks."
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"This is a great way to go through life, isn't it?"
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"...to yourself. You were gonna do something."
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