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Clips from Seinfeld - The Strongbox (S09E09)

"You wouldn't last a day in the Army."
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"Hey, what if he's married?"
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"So you would date a married guy?"
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"That's so hacky."
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"Well, I don't know. I may never marry."
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"You peeked."
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"This is your hiding place?"
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"It was under a spoon."
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"And so, for all these reasons, we are officially broken up."
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"Thank you and good night."
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"No, George, we're not."
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"But I proved it."
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"I refuse to give up on this relationship."
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"It's like launching missiles from a submarine."
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"Both of us have to turn our keys."
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"Well, then I am gonna have to ask you to turn your key."
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"I'm sorry, George. I can't do that."
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"Turn your key, Maura. Turn your key."
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"I might ask you the same thing."
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"That's true. Maybe he's not married."
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"Oh, that is so sweet."
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"How long do I have to hold this?"
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"- Oh, no. - Who is it?"
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"No one. No one."
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"Here, let me show you a shortcut. Come on."
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"Married. That's it, I'm chucking the flower."
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"Jerry. Jerry!"
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"Elaine, what are you doing down there?"
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"You didn't hear me buzzing?"
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"Oh, I guess it's broken."
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"Throw down your key."
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"It's liable to bounce and go into a sewer."
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"I'll catch it."
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"You'll chicken out at the last second."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Well, will you at least keep me company until somebody comes out?"
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"All right."
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"Hey, you know what's weird?"
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"I used to be able to have a huge meal and go right to sleep."
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"I can't anymore."
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"Nodding off!"
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"Well, I was right. He's an adulterer."
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"And he's cheating on his wife with me."
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"We haven't done anything yet."
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"It went in the sewer."
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"You jammed your key in here. You shorted out my intercom."
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"See, you hate it that I have a little secret."
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"Anything I do, you gotta know all about it."
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"You're so obsessed with me."
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"I'm gonna go let Elaine in."
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"What are you doing with her?"
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"- Kramer. - Security issue."
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"- Oh, hey, you got in. - Yeah."
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"- Flirted with the menu guy. Here. - Oh, thanks."
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"That wasn't me."
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"Boy, I would loved to have been there when you told him off."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Well, he could be a superhero. You should have seen him run."
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"Okay."
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"All right, Jerry. Let's see if you can get it in your head..."
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"Jerry."
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"George, the buzzer's broken. I'll come down."
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"I believe this belongs to you."
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"Where did you get that?"
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"I bought it."
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"- Thanks. - I'm sorry."
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"There's have been some robberies in the building. I can't let you in."
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"But I live here. I ran out to buy some bird seed and I forgot my key."
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"Sounds like a scam."
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"I'm very sorry."
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"So I broke up with Maura. It's done. I'm out."
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"Great. You're lonely and miserable again."
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"It feels right."
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"Is that guy still there?"
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"- He's staring at us. - Don't look at him."
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"We don't hear that."
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"- Want a bite? - No, I don't."
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"Hi, honey."
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"What? Maura, what are you doing here?"
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"I ended this relationship twice."
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"George, you didn't mean that. That was just a fight."
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"Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working at this breakup?"
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"George, I listened to your arguments..."
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"Come on, get dressed and let's get some dinner."
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"All right."
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"So this is your little love nest?"
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"It's nothing special, just a little place I keep."
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"Should I light a fire?"
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"I'm having a little problem with the heat."
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"I got some cardboard out here."
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"This is wrong. I should go."
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"- Can you get that, please? - Oh, sure."
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"Where's Glenn?"
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"You're the woman from the street, and I am so sorry."
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"You know, I'm not really a homewrecker."
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"I thought he was a superhero. I swear."
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"Lady, I'm not his wife. I'm his welfare caseworker."
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"Is he home?"
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"- This is his home? - Yes."
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"- So he's... - Poor."
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"I think this will burn."
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"- So you do live here. - Yeah."
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"- You live on this floor? - Yeah."
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"- So you live right there. - Yeah."
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"So I guess I'll-"
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"He wouldn't give me his number, because he doesn't have a phone."
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"He's not married. He's poor."
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"Is he wretchedly poor?"
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"Does he wear one of those barrels with the straps?"
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"He probably busted it up and burned it for heat."
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"So when are you giving Boxcar Willie his walking papers?"
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"Well, let's think."
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"Have you dealt with the poor in any other situation?"
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"Yes. There was this homeless guy..."
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"...who used to urinate on our garbage cans."
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"Good. How did you handle that?"
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"We gave him a few bucks."
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"He goes in the alley across the street."
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"Same situation. Pay him off and you're clean."
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"Well, I am not paying Glenn off to get out of this relationship."
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