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Clips from Seinfeld - The Strongbox (S09E09)

"Just walk into his hovel and hand him-"
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"Well, how much do you think it would be?"
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"- Hey. - Hey, where have you been?"
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"Seeing Maura."
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"Apparently, I was unable to break up beyond a reasonable doubt."
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"If only he could have been cheating on his wife."
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"You know, things would have been so much simpler."
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"- Who's this? Blue Arrow? - Green Lantern."
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"We found out his superpower was lack of money."
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"- All right. - He's invulnerable to creditors."
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"- We get it. - He's the Got-No-Green Lantern."
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"Hey, Elaine. Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan."
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"- Tell Maura you're having an affair. - She's like a district attorney."
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"If it's not the truth, I'll break under the cross."
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"I actually have to do it."
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"Could you move over there?"
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"Hey, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me."
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"How come you never pursued her before?"
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"She's too tan."
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"It's the middle of the winter, she's like a carrot."
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"- Did I leave my glasses? - He can wipe out his account..."
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"- ...in a single bounce. - Keep them."
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"There's a giant parrot in the hallway."
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"- It's Phil's. - Who?"
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"Our neighbor that you turned against."
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"...if he wanted to let it stretch its wings in the hallway."
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"What did you tell him that for?"
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"Since you've been playing God with the front door..."
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"...I've been trying to smooth things out, Jerry."
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"- I was just hanging out at his place. - Really? What's it like?"
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"Is it nicer? Where does he have the couch?"
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"- I hid it at Phil's. - He let you?"
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"No, he doesn't know. See, I hid it without telling him."
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"So Phil won't be compulsively looking for it like some people."
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"So you say you've been in the city all winter?"
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"I was in Maine for a couple days."
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"Well..."
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"But I don't wanna spoil things by sleeping with you too soon."
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"I wanna build something with you, George."
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"Oh, not more building."
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"And I won't take no for an answer."
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"- No? - No."
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"All right."
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"What are we doing in this alley, anyway?"
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"It's a surprise."
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"- What are you doing? What is that? - It's a bag of doughnuts."
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"- It's garbage. - No, no."
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"When they make the new ones, the old ones come out right here."
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"All right, that's it."
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"- How do you spell your last name? - It's a bear claw."
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"You have no idea how rare this is."
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"I'll make it out to cash."
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"How about 200 bucks? Two-fifty?"
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"Make it 300."
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"You know, Elaine..."
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"...you're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life."
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"Oh, Glenn."
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"- Hi, is Phil here? - Yeah, I'm here."
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"Phil. Hi."
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"I know we got off to kind of a bad start, but your bird..."
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"...which is lovely, by the way, made a mess on my door."
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"That's my wife."
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"All right, I think we're done here."
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"So you're in a relationship with a woman you don't like..."
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"...and you're having an affair with a woman that won't have sex."
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"I cannot find my Jerry Lewis cufflinks."
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"Jerry."
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"Where are you going? Help me look."
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"It's a big night. I'm ice-skating with one..."
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"- Which is with who? - It doesn't matter."
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"That's why I took them out of your drawer and put them in my strongbox."
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"We'll stop by Phil's, pick up the key."
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"Fredo is dead."
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"Oh, Phil."
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"Oh, I'll bet you are."
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"They told us he was poisoned. Something in his food."
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"But I didn't -"
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"Kramer, they think I killed Fredo."
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"Yeah, just give it to the Portuguese guy..."
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"...and he puts it in the incinerator."
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"You know, it's a funny thing about that bird dying."
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"I hid the key in Fredo's food dish."
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"You killed Fredo."
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"Fredo was weak and stupid. He shouldn't have eaten that key."
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"...but now they're in the box and the key is in the bird."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"- Oh, no. - I'll get the shovel."
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"I mean, I had fun ice-skating."
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"- George. - Maura."
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"Oh, my God, what are you doing here?"
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"You told me to meet you here."
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"I'm caught in my own web of lies."
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"- I'm Maura. - I'm Loretta. You wanna join us?"
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"My serious girlfriend and my torrid love affair..."
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"I have ruined three lives."
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"Well, I understand if you never wanna see me again. So-"
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"What we have is too important. We can work through this."
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"What?"
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"- So this is still not over? - No."
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"All right."
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"Yeah, and I got you a cord of wood so you won't have to burn them."
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"Oh, my God, Alison. You're home early."
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"- Who is this? - His wife."
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"You're poor and married."
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"I guess I'm Lois Loan."
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"I can't believe we're grave robbers."
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"Man's best friend."
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"Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone."
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"Oh, my God, here he is."
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"All right, then you're the one getting the key out of him."
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"I'll dig."
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"Listen, I heard that Lassie number three's buried here."
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"I'm gonna go check it out."
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"Well, that was easy."
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"All right, honey, one last look, then you have to let Fredo rest in peace."
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"Hey, Kramer. I dug Fredo out. Now let's cut him open."
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"Oh, my God."
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"All right."
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