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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pothole (S08E08)

"At the side of the road with a pile of garbage."
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"Quality time."
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"-Keys. I can't find my keys. -You lost Phil Rizzuto's head?"
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"-Have you seen him? -No."
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"-Damn it. -Come on, retrace your steps."
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"...I was supposed to go to work, I came here instead."
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"They're not here. You'll have to dig up your spare set."
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"-So? -So you can't duplicate them."
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"Why are you waiting on the street and not in your apartment?"
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"I thought that I would meet you halfway."
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"There you go. You keep the change. Bye, now."
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"I'll see you."
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"You know, this isn't fair. This is address discrimination."
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"So the plan is to secretly sterilize her mouth?"
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"When I'm through with her mouth, she'll be able to eat off it."
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"Is it safe to drink bleach if you dilute it?"
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"No. Stings the throat. Anyway, so I was coming along here."
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"I felt like a piece of cake, you know?"
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"So then I thought, It's morning, I should really have a muffin."
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"I like those chocolate-chip ones."
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"Then I figured, well, they're really both cake."
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"So I sat on that bench for a little while, 20 minutes or an hour..."
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"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. The broad jump."
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"The broad jump over the pothole on 86th Street."
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"I remember. As I jumped over the hole..."
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"I was trying to stick the landing. I know it was right around here."
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"No. No!"
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"-It's the most powerful one they make. -I feel like I'm holding a blender."
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"The engine's made by McDonnell Douglas."
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"Really? It does?"
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"I was really happy with my old toothbrush."
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"Don't forget to use the Plax too."
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"-That stuff tastes like bleach. -I don't know anything about that."
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"-My mouth feels so clean. -That's the idea."
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"Okay. Thanks, I guess."
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"She has a taint. I can't see it, but I know it's there."
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"Oh, so now you're finding fault on a subatomic level."
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"Maybe if I could shrink myself down, like in Fantastic Voyage..."
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"...and get inside a microscopic submarine, I could be sure."
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"Although if there was something there, it might be pretty scary."
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"Of course, I would have that laser."
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"They were always annoying, but they were just tendencies."
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"But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder."
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"-Disorder? -And from disorder..."
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"...you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia."
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"That could hurt me."
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"Hey, there it is."
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"Mile 1 1 4, clean as a whistle."
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"-Yeah? -Hi."
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"...from across the street."
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"And I was wondering if it wouldn't be too much trouble..."
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"...and they won't deliver it to my side of the street."
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"When is that?"
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"No, I just need them to deliver it here..."
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"...and I have to be kind of inside, is all."
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"Who are you with?"
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"I just need like half an hour to an hour."
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"You should see the Berkhardt, Jerry."
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"Speed limit, 1 65 miles per hour."
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"See? They slipped a one in there."
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"There's no one to call if you wanna make a pothole."
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"-They could probably help you out. -Really?"
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"Oh, yeah. I borrowed some cones from them..."
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"...when I was sweeping my car-pool lane."
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"-Yeah? -It's Jenna."
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"-You can hook me up with them? -Yeah. Give me a ring tomorrow."
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"Seven-eight-four."
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"-How you feeling? -Good."
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"And then I knocked your toothbrush into the toilet."
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"-What? -I'm sorry."
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"-When were you gonna tell me this? -Obviously never."
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"I need the yield sign."
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"Kramer, I'm kind of in the middle of something."
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"Would you get these signs out of here, please?"
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"Hey. Jenna. Hey."
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"Gotta run."
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"Hello, Jenna? Did you dunk the spatula?"
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"Was it the spatula? Hello?"
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"Yes, that is a definite possibility."
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"Or it could be your Walkman there."
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"-Hey. -How's life on the road?"
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"I mean, you gotta look quick, but they're there."
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"-This. -What's this?"
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"Isn't that some kind of safety thing?"
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"More legroom, better ride?"
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"Well, you black out lane lines one and three..."
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"So you got any black paint?"
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"Yeah, in my tool shed, next to the riding mower."
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"Yeah, I'd like an order of supreme flounder, number 47."
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"1 Q? Whose apartment is that?"
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"That's the janitor closet..."
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"...across the street."
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"It's better than eating it alone in the restaurant like some loser."
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"How do you know about it? You're not in the delivery zone."
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"Well, mine's coming in 1 0, so I'll see you boys."
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"Hi. Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was in the shower."
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"I'll see you."
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"-You Costanza? -Yeah."
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"Thanks for coming by, fellas."
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"-You put them in there? -No, no. It's a long story."
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"-Bad place to put your keys. -Yeah, I know that."
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"-Could you start working? -Difficult job."
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"Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"Nothing, I was just...."
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"I wasn't in there."
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"...cleaning out those old carpets and scrap wood."
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"Right, because..."
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"...I'm the janitor."
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"If you're heading north on the Arthur Berkhardt..."
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"...whoa, Nellie. For some reason..."
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"...four lanes are converging into two instantaneously..."
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"I don't know what that is, but the A.B.E. 's a parking lot out there."
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"-Oh, it's you. -ls the flounder here yet?"
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"No, it's not here yet. You want the tour?"
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"There's this."
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"Oh, but you have a slop bucket."
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"-What are you doing here? -Hey."
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"-Hey. -Oh, I was--"
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"I was waiting downstairs for the jackhammer."
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"Oh, that's nice, kind of a hard-labor fantasy camp."
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