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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pothole (S08E08)

"Oh, yeah."
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"Look, Elaine, do you have any paint thinner? I need like 40 gallons."
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"-Janitor. -It's Mrs. Allister."
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"Yeah. Yes, coming, Mrs. Allister. Okay, I've gotta get out."
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"Let's go. Let's go. Here. Can you--? You gotta move from the door."
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"Hi."
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"I-- What can I do for you?"
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"Yeah, I am so sorry."
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"Some of the children have been playing near it..."
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"...and putting it in their mouth."
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"Well, a lot of it is vegetables."
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"Get that stuff out of there today, or you'll be out of here, understand?"
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"Well, I thought it's about time we put aside all this silliness."
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"-Did you? -Yes, I did."
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"-Good. -Good."
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"Steak knife?"
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"For what?"
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"I have to haul some dirty garbage to the dump."
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"Well, actually, it's pretty grimy."
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"-Bye. -Bye."
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"...and she's gonna fill it with all sorts of...."
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"All right! You win."
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"I slept there last night."
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"Now, for the love of God, please, what is it? What is it?"
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"-Toilet brush. -Toilet brush."
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"Because I threw out all my dishes."
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"That's true. But I'll tell you this much:"
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"I am never going to let some silly hygienic mishap..."
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"Do you hear something?"
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"I don't know what that could be."
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"Anyway, I'm a new man..."
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"Hey, look at this. Wide lanes."
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"This is so luxurious."
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"Yeah."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Oh, the humanity!"
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"Hey, buddy. What are you doing out here?"
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"Newman?"
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"Newman!"
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"Mike Pence to Donald Trump:"
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"When the rest realized what was going on..."
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"I'll take fastidious."
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"What is that?"
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"Hey."
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"Well, I was drafting behind a semi. I didn't wanna lose him."
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"-I'm not below. -Yes, you are."
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"What you like?"
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"-Oh, that Adopt-A-Highway thing. -I'm part of the solution now, Jerry."
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"Oh, I'm beaming, Jerry."
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"-Do you really live here? -Oh, yeah."
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"No, no, you keep going. It shuts off automatically."
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"You still couldn't kiss her?"
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"...if I could use your apartment to order some food."
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"-Who let you in? -Well, the lock was broken."
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"-Hard to say. -You need some roadwork done?"
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"I met some maintenance guys today on the highway."
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"-Hey. -Hi."
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"...which I'm ready to do now, if you are ready."
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"Okay."
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"-What? -Nothing, I just--"
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"What? Well, what did you put in there?"
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"No, could be anything. The whole apartment's a biohazard."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"Just try to get it up."
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"If you want those keys, we're gonna have to dig this up."
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"Excuse me, what are you doing in there?"
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"If I don't get that black paint off, the city's gonna go ape."
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"I don't wanna lose my baby."
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"So, Jerry, why'd you call me?"
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"-Sure. Bye. -Bye."
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"Yeah. Let's go to your place."
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"...get in the way of what could be a meaningful, long-lasting relationship."
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"Holy cow."
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"-No, we've seen it. -Yeah."
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"There, you see? I just lent her my car..."
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"Now, where's that tool shed of yours?"
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"Holy cow."
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"...of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway."
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"Hey, Jerry! Yeah, I'll see you back at the house."
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"-All right. I can replace that. -You wanna order dinner?"
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"I just have to do all the jackhammering."
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"I'm gonna be at emergency call box 784."
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"That stuff is unbelievable. I'd eat it out of a dumpster."
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"-You grabbed it out of there real fast? -Yeah."
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"All right, fine. I'll just cross and meet him."
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"-Here, take a look. Mile 1 1 4. -Oh, looks just like you."
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"-That old scam. -That's why I'm doing it all myself."
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"Poor son of a bitch."
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"You know, maybe we better not. I think I'm getting a little cold."
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"I guess they leave that to the general population."
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"...and I brought it up too fast and I banged it into my lip."
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"Damn it."
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"Yeah, got a set of keys buried in the pothole."
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"-Kramer spilled ammonia. -I don't feel like eating."
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"-Hi. -Hi. Jerry, can I borrow your car?"
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"Well, I don't know who you are, but thanks for the car."
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"No keys. And I've been calling the city all day."
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"Well, I cleaned out their whole dental-hygiene shelf."
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"No, actually, I'm just kind of hungry."
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"-Are you just screwing with me? -Yeah, I am."
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"...and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise."
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"-Don't get smart with me. -Yes, ma'am."
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"Oh, sweet setup."
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"-I'm plumb out. -Oh, damn."
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"I know now that you didn't put anything in my toilet bowl."
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"Have a nice life."
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"Bugger."
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"Double bugger."
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