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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cheever Letters (S04E04)

"BICs? What, did you get BICs?"
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"What, you got a problem with the pen, now?"
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"All right, let's just get to work."
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"Act 1, Scene A."
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"Let me explain to you..."
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"...one of the key elements involved in the writing process."
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"Because it may seem outwardly..."
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"...that the pen and the paper and the chair play a large role."
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"All right. Act 1, Scene A."
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"- All right. Here we go. - Act 1, Scene A."
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"Hi, is Elaine there?"
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"Oh, hi, Sandra."
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"Yeah, I can hold."
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"There's a lot of people waiting to use it."
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"I'll be off in a minute!"
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"Is there any way I can get you directly?"
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"Every time I call, Sandra bends my ear for, like, 20 minutes."
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"So we're on for later?"
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"Yeah, I'll come by after work."
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"I gotta go. I gotta go."
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"- You got it? Here we go. - Yeah."
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"It's beautiful."
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"Could you do me a favour?"
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"When my friends call..."
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"Why, did Jerry say something?"
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"He must've said something."
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"Oh, no, he didn't say anything."
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"- I can't work for you. - Oh, God."
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"- I can't. I'm leaving. - No, Sandra..."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really am."
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"Listen, Jerry's under a lot of pressure right now."
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"It's very hard being a stand-up comedian."
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"- We're trying to do a little work here. - Yeah, come on."
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"What's with you?"
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"- No more golf. - Why?"
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"What are you, crazy?"
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"I can't ask the guy for more cigars after you burned down his cabin."
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"Kramer, please."
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"I mean, you know what that's like? It's crowded."
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"The grass has big brown patches in it."
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"They don't rake the sand traps."
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"Not to mention the calibre of people you have to play with."
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"I can't help you. You're gonna have to get them someplace else."
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"Where? They're Cubans."
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"I gotta go to Susan's parents' house for dinner."
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"I wanna shower first, and I wanna leave plenty of time."
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"You got four hours. What about the script?"
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"I think we got a bite on it."
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"Doesn't George look like your sister Sara?"
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"Her son's a podiatrist, you know."
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"I mean, to dedicate yourself to the foot..."
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"You're toiling in virtual anonymity. I mean..."
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"How are you enjoying those cigars I gave you?"
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"Oh, the cigars."
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"I'm sucking them down."
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"- What? - He's doing Johnny Carson, Daddy."
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"I didn't care much for his jokes."
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"- Daddy never laughs. - Oh, well, so what?"
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"Laughter. What is that?"
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"I mean, what is the point of opening your mouth and going:"
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"You know, you can't get those cigars anywhere."
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"You and your cigars."
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"Daddy, there's- There's something that we have to talk to you about."
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"Oh, I forgot to ask you: how'd you like the cabin?"
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"Oh, the- The cabin."
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"Well..."
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"After we get off the phone you tell her?"
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"- Oh, this is unbelievable. - I know."
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"I screwed up. It's all my fault."
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"I was just trying to help you."
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"Trying to help me."
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"Hi, this is Jerry Seinfeld."
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"...that it was a real treat talking to you on the phone."
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"And she thought I was being sarcastic because I'm a comedian, and all."
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"She thought, I think, Yeah, it's a real treat talking to her on the phone."
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"Yeah, I know where that is."
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"Okay. I'll see you there. Okay, bye."
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"The cabin."
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"Well..."
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"- About the cabin- - I love that place."
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"My father built that cabin in 1947."
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"...and Dad thought it would be a good idea to get her out into the fresh air."
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"And Dad passed away 10 years later to the day."
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"His last words to me were:"
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"Cherish the cabin."
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"But, Cherish the cabin."
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"And I have, for 45 years."
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"Kind of like Superman's Fortress of Solitude."
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"Superman."
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"He built a Fortress of Solitude up at the North Pole..."
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"...to, you know, sort of get away from it all."
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"When I go, I'm passing it on to her."
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"Well, I'll take a hotel any day."
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"- Daddy? - Yes."
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"Daddy, about the cabin."
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"Look, Henry, I spilled wine on me."
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"- What? What is it? - Well, the cabin is kind of..."
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"- George? - Burned."
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"- Burned? - There was a fire, and it-"
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"- The cabin burned? - Yeah, burned."
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"Was anything found?"
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"Was it all burned to the ground? Did they find anything?"
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"...what with it being your cigars and everything..."
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"...it's really rather ironic."
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"- I can't believe you said that. - What?"
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"How could you say something like that to me?"
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"What? You were the one who was talking dirty."
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"I was just trying to keep up."
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"- That was a weird thing to say. - Why? It didn't mean anything."
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"- Oh, I think you're really sick. - I'm not sick."
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"Excuse me."
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"The main thing is that this is just between us."
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"- And that'll be the end of it. - Oh, really?"
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"So we're drinking and talking."
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"And so she starts rubbing my leg."
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"- Yeah. Right. - I know it's the wrong thing to do."
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"She works in Elaine's office. But I can't get that hand off my leg."
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"Would you mind?"
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"Yet women have no problem getting the hand off. How do they do that?"
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"I don't know. They're working on a whole other level."
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