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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cheever Letters (S04E04)

"So we're fooling around there."
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"All right, all right. Hold on."
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"No, I don't know. How do I know the usual?"
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"So she's talking about her panties."
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"So..."
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"So I said:"
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"The panties your mother laid out for you?"
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"It just popped out."
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"Well, that's not offensive."
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"I mean, it's embarrassing. She'd never let me hear the end of it."
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"What if this girl says something?"
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"She will. She's going back to work."
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"So Susan's father took that news pretty hard, huh?"
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"Yeah. He went into the bedroom and started sobbing."
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"- Guess he didn't see the humour in it. - Yeah."
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"- Let's go. We got a lot of work to do. - All right."
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"- What do you got? - I got, you enter, you go, Hi."
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"And I go, Hello."
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"Now, we need something here."
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"- Oh, hey. - Kramer! Hey!"
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"- Buddy! - You guys are working. I'll come back."
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"- No, no! Come on. - No, no!"
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"No, you guys should get back to work."
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"- Don't leave. We're taking a break. - Oh, yeah?"
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"George, did you talk to that guy about getting more cigars?"
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"I told you. I'm not gonna do that."
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"I guess I'm just gonna have to take matters into my own hands, huh?"
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"All right. I'll see you guys."
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"Where are you going? Don't run off like that."
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"- I need to talk to someone. - Well, what is this about?"
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"Well, it's a very private matter, but extremely urgent."
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"- Are you an American? - Oh, yeah."
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"I see."
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"- Excuse me. - Okay."
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"- Yeah? - It's Elaine."
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"Come on up."
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"We should go to the movies."
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"- Get away from the script for a while. - We should."
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"No, no."
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"I just got a message from Sandra. She's coming back to work."
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"Well, then you've just gotta fire her."
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"Don't even think about it. There's no two ways about it."
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"- Why, what happened? Did you talk? - Talk? Did I talk? I-"
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"You're darn right I talked to her. We talked up a storm."
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"I've concluded, from the basis of those talks..."
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"...that this isn't anybody you should be talking to."
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"Kramer."
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"- You mean, one of these. - Yeah, yeah. That's them."
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"Okay, so I'd like to buy a couple of boxes of those from you."
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"You realize, of course, these are illegal in your country."
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"Well, illegal, huh?"
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"I like that jacket."
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"- Hi! - Hi. How are you?"
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"- Just taking a little break. - Yeah."
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"- Oh, here's your sunglasses. - Oh, thanks. Come on in for a second."
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"- What's your major? - I don't have one."
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"Well, you should always consider podiatry."
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"And this is my aunt, Sara."
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"He doesn't look like me."
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"Sara, what do you have on your wheels?"
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"Nothing. They're clean."
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"Ricky, did you wipe her wheels off?"
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"- Yes. - Well, they're filthy."
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"It's just a matter of common courtesy."
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"You come in the house, you wipe your wheels."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hello, Raymond."
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"The man from the insurance company dropped this off."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Oh, they're letters."
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"- Here. - Oh, sure."
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"From- From John Cheever!"
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"Dear Henry..."
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"I fear my..."
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"I love you madly, John."
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"The box!"
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"My letters! Give me that!"
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"Who told you to open it?"
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"- I knew it. - I wanna know who John is!"
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"And I loved him deeply."
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"In a way you could never understand."
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"Time is what he's indicating there."
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"- Here we go. - Let's go."
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"- Come on, now. - Right now."
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"- You and me. No fooling. - You got it."
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"- All right, what do you got? - I got, you come in, you say, Hi."
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"And then I say, Hello."
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"- All right. So we need something. - Yeah."
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"How about this: I say, How's it going?"
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"- Come on. We were just on a roll now. - All right."
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"- Did you write it down? - I'm writing it.How's it going?"
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"- Real good! - What?"
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"You know how much money you cost me today? $429."
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"...to another office upstairs, okay."
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"And we've been in touch, and Sandra told Lippman!"
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"So she just left the office..."
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"...didn't say a word to you about anything?"
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"Oh, no. Not beautiful."
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"It's $429!"
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"Hey, look, I'm gonna pay for that."
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"- No, no. - No, I insist."
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"I was the one that encouraged you to fire her."
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"- The whole thing was all my- - Okay."
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"Oh, hey! Hey, Jer, I want you to meet my new friends here."
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"This is Luis, Jorge and Umberto."
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"- Hey. - How you doing? Nice to meet you."
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"Yeah, we're heading up to Westchester. Gonna hit the links."
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"- Yeah. - Hey, isn't that your...?"
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"Hey, what are you reading?"
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"The Falconer, by John Cheever. It's really excellent."
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"Yeah, I'm familiar with some of his writing. You know."
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"Maybe I'll visit my mother."
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"I mean, what are we doing here?"
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"The question is..."
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"Or is the sex act now..."
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"...just there to spice up the conversation?"
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"Then, I guess, the phone company will come out with sex-waiting."
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"Honey, I've gotta take this."
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"Yeah, I've got sex-waiting on the other line..."
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"Look, the main thing is I don't want Elaine to know about any of this."
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