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Clips from Seinfeld - The Parking Space (S03E03)

"- Don't ask me. - I'm asking you."
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"- I'm telling you. - You're joking."
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"- I'm serious. - It won't happen again."
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"- It will. Give me the keys. - No."
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"Now, stop it. Come on, Kramer."
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"Oh, great! Okay, all right."
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"Fine, you go ahead. Take the keys."
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"But you're gonna regret this."
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"Goochie."
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"- So put them in a safe place. - I will."
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"- Who's there? - Kramer."
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"Hey. Oh, hi. Oh, you got the..."
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"I don't care about the keys. It's my fault."
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"No, I gave the keys away with my stupidity."
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"I broke the covenant of the keys."
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"- Jerry, give him the keys back. - Elaine."
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"- I'm giving him the keys. - Those are my keys."
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"- Let go! Jerry! No! - Elaine. Come on."
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"Stop it! Stop it! I don't want the keys back."
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"No, I'm glad the way things turned out."
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"...and now I have let go."
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"And I'm free to go with the current..."
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"- I don't want them! I can't. - Come on. Take them!"
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"- No! - Okay."
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"Now, one more thing."
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"- Your spare set? - Yeah, that's right."
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"- You want them back? - Yeah, yeah..."
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"...I think it would be for the best."
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"Gee, Kramer, I..."
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"Say yes."
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"Yes, George, yes."
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"Should I give you my keys? Is that the transaction, trading keys?"
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"I suppose I could."
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"Every time I went over to his house, it was like I was on vacation."
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"I ignored the squalor in my own life..."
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"I was living in twilight, George."
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"...like you."
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"All right, stop it, Kramer. You're freaking me out."
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"Hi. Are you ready to order?"
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"- Yeah. What's the-? - No, not yet."
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"Do you ever yearn?"
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"Yearn? Do I yearn?"
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"Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn."
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"Have you yearned?"
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"I craved."
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"I crave all the time. Constant craving."
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"I am not. What you call wasting, I call living."
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"- I'm living my life. - Okay, like what? No, tell me."
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"- Do you have a job? - No."
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"Do you have a woman?"
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"No."
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"No."
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"You got anything on the horizon?"
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"No."
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"I like to get the Daily News."
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"George, it's time for us to grow up and be men..."
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"- ...not little boys. - Why?"
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"I'm going to California. You know, I got the bug."
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"No, the acting bug. Ever since I was in that Woody Allen movie."
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty?"
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"I know, I know. But, man, I never felt so alive."
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"- Now, you coming with me? - No, I'm not."
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"But let's keep this between us."
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"You're not really gonna go to California, are you?"
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"Up here, I'm already gone."
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"Because you have his keys? Why does he need yours?"
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"- That's ridiculous. - That's Kramer."
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"- Because I'll give them to Jerry. - Jerry? Why?"
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"- Because he gave me his. - So what?"
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"So if he has my keys, I should have his."
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"- ...he should have yours. - I just said the same thing."
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"Can I have mine to give to Kramer?"
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"What are you doing? Would you just put that down?"
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"I gotta get some new friends."
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"- Did you bring the keys? - Yes."
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"But I still don't feel right about letting you into Kramer's."
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"This could be an emergency."
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"- You shouldn't have taken his keys. - I tried to give them back."
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"- Kramer? - Hello, boys."
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"- Hello, Newman. - Are you looking for someone?"
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"Don't play coy with me, I'm not in the mood."
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"- Is he being coy? - Yeah, coy."
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"You're being coy. Now, where's Kramer, Newman?"
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"- Who? - Listen, Tiny..."
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"...I wanna know where Kramer is, and I wanna know now!"
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"- Hit me, Seinfeld, I got witnesses. - Turn around, George."
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"- Sure. - George?"
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"- Help! Help! - Where's Kramer?"
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"- They're gonna beat me up. - No, we're not."
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"We're trying to find Kramer."
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"You want to know what happened to Kramer? I'll tell you."
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"- Thought he got a bad rap. - Bad rap?"
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"L.A.?"
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"He drove me to it, I had no choice."
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"He wouldn't take them back."
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"Elaine, you saw it. Remember?"
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"I said, Take the keys back. He wouldn't do anything."
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"Yeah, yeah, I saw it."
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"I mean, it was complete bull- But I saw."
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"- What? - No, what'd you say?"
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"Nothing. I didn't say anything."
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"Oh, you didn't see it?"
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"- I saw it. Yep. - I heard you say something there."
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"- I didn't say anything. - I'm calling Kramer's mother."
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"I don't know what you said, but it was something."
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"Mrs. Kramer?"
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"Could you turn the music down?"
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"This is perfect."
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"Elaine, are you there?"
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"I'm at the coffee shop."
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"Hey! You ever been in an accident?"
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"I was going down this very road."
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"Same time of day, going about the same speed I'm going now."
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"There was a rock in the road."
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"It couldn't have been more than a pebble."
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"Lost control of the bike, went flying about a hundred feet."
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"Came down right on my head."
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"Blood and stuff just splattered all over the road there."
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"Broke every bone in my face."
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"Was in a coma for... Well, they told me about a year."
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