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Clips from Seinfeld - The Parking Space (S03E03)

"Yeah, but I showed them."
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"Of course, since then, I always wear a helmet."
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"Lean."
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"...I just don't feel right about letting you into Elaine's apartment."
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"Don't feel right? What are you talking about?"
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"I let you into Kramer's. Now you wanna go into Elaine's."
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"She entrusted me with her keys. How can I just let you in?"
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"...doesn't entitle you to break in."
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"That's the reason you took Kramer's keys."
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"So technically, those are my keys."
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"If you'd never taken your keys from Kramer..."
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"...he never would have given his to me."
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"In which case, I wouldn't have had to take mine back from her."
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"- I want those keys. - No can do."
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"- George, I want these. - Stop it, let go."
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"- George, I don't want to get physical. - You wanna fight?"
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"- Wanna fight? - I'll fight you!"
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"- Let's go. - Nothing in the face!"
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"...from the handsome young prince."
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"Oh, no. He didn't take back the keys."
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"- No way. - Yes."
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"And then the handsome young prince..."
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"...was cast out into the cruel, cruel world."
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"Oh, man, what a bummer."
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"- That ogre dude is pretty cold, huh? - He's cold."
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"Let me tell you something, Kramer."
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"If that ogre dude pulled that crap on me..."
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"I'd cut him in half!"
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"- That's what I'd do. - Yeah, yeah. That'd be funny."
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"...have you ever killed a man?"
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"What do you think?"
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"You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid, huh?"
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"Oh, don't leave, Kramer. Stay with us."
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"Oh, you know so much about the world. We need you."
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"- Okay, wait a minute. - Please, Kramer."
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"- No, no, no. - Please, Kramer."
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"See? You're avoiding the middleman."
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"You'd give her her keys, which she would give to me."
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"So instead of giving them to her, you give them to me."
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"She'd give them to me because she has mine."
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"You're right. How did I miss that?"
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"Maybe because it's a crock of sh-"
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"- What's that? - Nothing."
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"So how long you been driving this thing?"
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"Going on four years."
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"Well, nothing's sexier than a woman behind the wheel of a semi."
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"Nothing?"
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"Well..."
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"Listen to you. You're quite the sweet talker."
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"I always wanted to drive the big rigs."
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"- You wanna give it a try? - Really?"
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"- Do you know how to double-clutch? - Yeah."
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"Okay. All right."
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"- What do they look like? - Like keys."
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"They look like keys, George."
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"They look exactly like keys."
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"What do they look like?"
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"- They're obviously not here. - They've got to be here."
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"Jerry, unless I pull down on this statuette and a hidden wall opens up..."
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"- By Elaine Benes? - What?"
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"- Let me just look at it. - Wait."
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"Why didn't she tell us?"
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"Elaine is writing a sitcom?"
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"- What? - How dare you!"
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"- We hardly read anything. - It was funny."
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"Who gave you permission to come in..."
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"...and just go through my things?"
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"- You thought it was funny? - Well, you know..."
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"- ...from what I saw- - Well, it's just a first draft!"
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"- Why did you let him in? - He forced me to."
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"- I can't hold them? - No, you can't be trusted."
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"All right, all right. Fine!"
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"- And I don't want you to hold mine. - Good, I won't!"
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"- Are these my keys? - These aren't my keys."
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"- Whose are these? - I don't know."
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"Is that something you wanna do?"
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"I don't know."
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"Those writers make a lot of money."
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"What?"
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"Let me tell you something about show business."
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"- I can't believe it. - It's hard work."
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"You gotta watch the show, get a sense of the characters..."
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"Okay, can I just watch the show?"
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"Oh, God, what an ass-"
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"What did you say?"
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"I didn't say anything."
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"I heard something."
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"Elaine, Elaine, it's Kramer!"
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"Kramer's on Murphy Brown!"
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"- Kramer's on Murphy Brown! - Look, there he is!"
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"- You must be my new secretary. - Good morning, Miss Brown."
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"- And you are? - I'm Steven Snell."
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"- Snell. - Yes."
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"Well, hello, Mr. Snell."
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"Steven."
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"- Steven. - Yes."
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"Are you familiar with this computer system?"
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"Oh, I'm familiar, yes."
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"...and I have a very good feeling about you."
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"Yes."
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"So I fly a lot. I was on a plane the other day and I was wondering..."
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"Maybe the pilot's up in the cockpit going:"
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"Oh, I don't believe this."
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"They don't want to come on the PA system:"
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"What is it about sleep that makes you so thirsty?"
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"It's not broken."
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"You ever pretend there's murderers chasing you..."
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"- There he is! - Hurry, Jerry, he's coming."
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"- You were so fast with those keys. - Well..."
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"Hey, Jerry, how are you? I thought you were going to the movies."
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"I'll hide them."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"Excuse me."
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"Well, not recently."
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"But I haven't yearned."
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"- Look at you. - Oh, Kramer, don't start."
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"We're key brothers now."
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"...and now he wants my keys, so I need mine back from you."
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"I don't know, he said he wants to be my key brother."
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"Yeah, okay, I'll go get them."
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