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Clips from Married with Children - I'll See You in Court (S03E03)

"Al,"
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"bill."
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"Let's go."
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"Come on, come on."
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"Exactly,"
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"Come on, let's be reasonable."
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"We found this money as a family, we'll spend it as a family."
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"Oh, there's meat on it!"
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"Now what?"
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"Well, let's see--"
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"Bail money for the children."
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"Nah."
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"I'm talking about now, Steve."
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"but she was crying so much,"
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"You never take me out anymore."
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"and we'll dine like royalty."
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"Wow, and look at that bald guy's chicken."
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"Oh."
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"would anyone care to begin with a cocktail?"
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"Coke."
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"Would you care to hear about our fresh fish?"
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"Uh, yeah. Maybe after dinner."
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"Voila."
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"one of my personal favorites."
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"you want to dance?"
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"Would you like to dance with me?"
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"Hey, Kel."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"How would you like me to kill you?"
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"* Two drifters *"
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"* Off to see the world *"
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"* To see *"
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"They're all going to like it,"
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"Amen."
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"Cigar? No."
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"WAITER: Right away, sir."
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"because I'm in the business world."
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"Well, let's not panic."
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"For $225, they let you swallow your tongue"
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"and bring back our money."
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"Would you like me to take your check now, sir?"
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"Uh, not quite yet."
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"they should be here and back"
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"Just drink water."
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"Now we can enjoy it too."
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"It's not too late for Tears and Vomit."
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"that a movie theater had a front door."
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"[PLAYING "MOON RIVER" ON GLASSES]"
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"* Moon river *"
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"* I'm crossing you in style-- *"
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""What are we going to do, Al?""
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"but that ruins friendships, doesn't it?"
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"Well, that's just great."
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"Hey, Joe Bob Jack, you old toe-picker, you!"
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"Well, I was up to $75,"
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"so he saw me with the money,"
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"Sir, it's been three hours,"
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"and we really need this table."
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"Pay us!"
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"Oh, well."
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"Well, it's a high-class joint."
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"No way."
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"Give me your shoes."
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"Give me your shoes, now."
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"Sir, if you can't pay,"
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"perhaps you'd like to discuss it with--"
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"Now, we're busting out of here."
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"Let's go, Al."
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"I had a really nice time tonight, honey."
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"It was nice getting out for a change."
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"Now, we'll be gone a week."
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"Did you turn off the phone?"
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"Yeah."
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"The heat, electricity, the water?"
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"All shut off."
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"honey, do you think"
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"we should have told the kids we were going?"
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"They'll be fine,"
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"but if you're worried about them,"
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"you can stay here with them."
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"Of course, it won't be the same without ya--"
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"I might have some fun."
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"No way, Al."
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"I'm going too."
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"After all, if it wasn't for me,"
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"we couldn't even afford this little trip."
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"It was my uncle that died and left us money."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"That's the mail. That's our inheritance check!"
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"[CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY]"
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"Here, give me that."
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"Bill,"
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"bill,"
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"Here it is!"
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"All right, get the suitcases."
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"We'll open it and cash it on the way."
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"So long, suckers!"
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"Pretty low, Dad."
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"What tipped you off?"
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"Well, we knew something was up"
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"when you packed us a lunch."
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"Peg!"
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"Well..."
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"Since you're all here, and I have no choice,"
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"you may as well hear the bad news."
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"Yay! Yes, yes!"
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"Fork it over, Dad."
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"We deserve that money just as much as you two do."
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"If not more."
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"Let's not forget,"
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"when Uncle Henry was losing his mind,"
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"I was the one who pretended to be his mother,"
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"and I was the one who told him"
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"Well, it's got to be a lot."
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"You know what a miser he was."
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"He was so cheap he'd buy day-old bread,"
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"and why did he do that, kids?"
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"KIDS: It didn't matter because he toasted it anyway."
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"Hey, you remember that little song"
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"we used to sing about Uncle Henry?"
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