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Clips from Married with Children - I'll See You in Court (S03E03)

"* Day-old *"
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"* Day-old bread *"
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"* Uncle Henry Buys a-day-old bread *"
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"* Hey, Mr. Baker-man None of that fresh stuff *"
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"* Uncle Henry Buys a-day-old bread *"
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"Hey, hey, hey! Enough, now!"
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"Enough of that!"
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"It's opening time."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"All right. Now..."
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"Working backwards..."
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"I see..."
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"a seven."
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"Yes."
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"I see a three."
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"I see a two."
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"What do you see now, Dad?"
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"I see a check for $237."
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"How do you think I feel? I was his mother."
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"All right, $237 split four ways"
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"comes to..."
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"to, um..."
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"Bud?"
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"$59.25 each."
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"and that won't even buy a fake ID."
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"So, um, the only plan that makes sense"
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"is to give it to Bud and me."
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"That way, we can split the money,"
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"and get front-row tickets"
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"to the Tears and Vomit concert tomorrow night."
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"Hey, where's the fun in this death for me?"
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"He was my relative,"
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"and I just know he would have wanted me"
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"KIDS: Tears and Vomit."
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"Bikini wax."
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"Tears and Vomit."
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"Bikini wax!"
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"Tears and Vomit! Bikini wax!"
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"Hey! Kids, Peg. Come on, now."
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"Let's not let our new-found wealth"
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"turn us against each other like that family on Dynasty."
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"No. No. No."
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"Well, all right then."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"and we brought a nice prime rib bone for Buck."
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"How nice."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Ow!"
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"What Marcy means is, "you're welcome.""
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"Well, since you're imposing,"
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"let me ask you a question."
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"As you can see, our house is in great sadness."
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"We inherited a check"
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"for $237."
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"We don't know what to do with it."
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"Charm school,"
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"car muffler,"
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"high hedges..."
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"Your own newspaper subscription."
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"Your own garbage cans."
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"To hell with the future."
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"Well, in that case, you could pay back the money you owe us."
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"Hey, a man just died here,"
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"and I'm sure he gave us this money"
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"not to pay you back, but for us to have fun."
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"Kelly, what were his last words?"
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"[MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY]"
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"There you go, Steve."
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"You can't deny a man his death wish."
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"I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
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"We're about to have dinner."
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"I have a suggestion."
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"Why don't you take the money and go out to a nice restaurant?"
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"Get all dressed up, find someplace elegant,"
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"and get something to eat, for God's sake."
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"Ooh, that's a good idea."
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"We did that once, Al, you remember?"
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"It was right after Kelly was born."
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"Mom gave us some money to buy her booster shots,"
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"we just decided to go out instead."
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"You know, her whooping cough"
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"only lasted a couple of weeks,"
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"but the memories of that meal"
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"will last us a lifetime."
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"Oh, let's do it, honey."
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"Let's go have a nice meal."
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"Why not?"
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"Hey, kids, what do you say?"
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"You want to go out for a nice dinner tomorrow?"
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"We want to see Tears and Vomit."
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"Well, you can see that when your mom cooks."
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"Come here, kids."
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"Just have a seat right here."
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"Now, kids,"
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"how often do we get to do things as a family?"
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"You know, besides"
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"getting Grandma Bundy out of the drunk tank?"
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"All right, then. It's settled."
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"we'll gas up the old war-wagon,"
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"Dog's got our food!"
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"Dog's got our food!"
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"[SLOW JAZZ PLAYING]"
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"Ooh. Ahh."
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"God, this is great."
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"Yeah, that's it. Show your lack of breeding."
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"Now, be quiet and let me handle everything."
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"Uh, reservations"
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"for Mr. Warren Beatty and family."
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"Uh, right this way, sir."
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"Hey, now, look at that steak."
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"Now, I want something like that."
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"The rolls look good, too."
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"Could you cut into that"
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"so I can see how it looks?"
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"How much does it cost for something like that?"
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"How much does a steak like that cost?"
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"That corn looks good--"
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"This way, please. Your table's waiting for you."
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"Before you see a menu,"
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"Coke. Coke."
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