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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Barbarian Sublimation (S02E02)

"Away from keyboard."
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"Oh, I see."
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"What does that stand for?"
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"And just click on the enchanted boots to put them on."
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"I don't know. Can I see them in another color?"
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"- What's going on? - Guess what? I'm a level-three warrior."
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"Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh."
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"Wanna catch me up?"
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"Well, uh, let's see. She attempted to open her apartment with her car key..."
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"...because her face is overly Midwestern. Uh...."
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"Seriously, six months?"
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"What a newb."
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"Okay, we're all set."
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"...but solid under the percussive action of the speaker."
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"That's what makes it get all funky."
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"I can't figure how to pass the guard."
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"- Do you have the enchanted sword? - I have a bronze dagger."
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"Lord, it's like the car key in your apartment door all over again."
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"- How do I get the sword? - Have you been to the Temple of Mitra?"
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"- Is that the place on the hill with the priest? - No, it's--"
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"Oh, for God's sakes, give me."
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"You have to learn to do these things."
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"Beats me. They were playing all last night too."
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"Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty."
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"I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian."
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"No, that's Marcie."
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"Peppermint Patty's just athletic."
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"There you go, one enchanted sword."
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"That girl needs to get a life."
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"Listen, I got to level 25 and reached Purple Lotus Swamp, right?"
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"- You're in my bedroom. - Yeah."
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"- Leonard gave me an emergency key. - People can't be in my bedroom."
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"- Why not? - I spilled grape juice."
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"Well, wear different pajamas."
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"Can't wear different pajamas. These are my Monday pajamas."
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"Just tell me, is it too soon to join a quest to the Black Castle?"
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"By some guys in Budapest. I'm just not sure it's the right move for my character."
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"Of course it's not. You're only a level 25."
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"These Hungarians are just using you for dragon fodder."
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"Really? Boy, you'd think you could trust a horde of Hungarian Barbarians."
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"Please, Penny, enough. I have to sleep."
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"Okay, well, you were great. Thanks."
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"Oh. Listen, don't go in Sheldon's room. He's not wearing bottoms."
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"People, I am very busy today."
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"I realize that, but it is your job as head of the department..."
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"University Policy Manual, Chapter 4, subsection 2:"
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""Mediation of Intra-departmental Disputes.""
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"Fine."
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"Dr. Winkle, what colorful name did you call Dr. Cooper this time?"
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"Dr. Cooper, Dr. Winkle apologizes."
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"Here's the problem. I was clearly signed up to use the mainframe in Buckman 204..."
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"It wasn't an official sign-up sheet. He printed it..."
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"If it is a crime to ensure the university's resources..."
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"...are not being squandered chasing subatomic wild geese..."
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"Don't turn it off. You might miss your call from Nobel..."
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"...letting you know you've been nominated as dumb-ass laureate of the year."
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"Oh, yeah, well, you wouldn't even be nominated."
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"She's reducing irrelevant data, making a mock--"
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"It's for you."
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"Hello?"
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"Penny, this is not a good time."
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"You need to be in a group of at least five and one should be a level 35 healer."
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"No, I can't log on and help you."
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"I'm not getting the computing time, am I?"
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"Dumb-ass."
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"Leonard, you have to do something about Penny."
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"If I had another significant aspect of my life..."
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"Why should I do something? You introduced her to online gaming."
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"Well, yes, but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in."
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"- Well, just tell her to leave you alone. - I did. I told her. I texted her."
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"I sent out a very emphatic Twitter."
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"I changed my Facebook status to "Sheldon wishes Penny would leave him alone.""
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"...I shall become very difficult to live with."
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"You mean, up until now we've been experiencing the happy fun-time Sheldon?"
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"No, I don't know German."
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"- Hey, Penny? - Busy."
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"Yeah, I see that. Shouldn't you be at work?"
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"I don't work on Mondays."
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"- Listen, Penny-- - Ugh. Queen Penelope AFK. What?"
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"Here's the thing."
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"Um, sometimes people, good people, you know, they start playing these games."
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"Yeah, jabber, jabber, jabber. Okay, boys, Queen Penelope's back online."
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"Penny, you've got..."
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"...Cheetos in your hair."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Hey, Penny, it's me again, Leonard."
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"Leonard, I said, not now."
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"- Hey, what's with him? - Penny's been keeping him up at night."
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"But probably in a different way."
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"Oh, yes, online gaming addiction."
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"There's nothing worse than having that multiplayer monkey on your back."
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"Afternoon, men. Sheldon."
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"Oh, yeah, well, your attempt at juvenilizing me..."
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"...by excluding me from the set of adult males just-- Oh, I'm too tired to do this."
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"Right. I heard you've been pulling all-nighters with Middle-Earth Barbie."
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"I would postulate she's escaping into the online world..."
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"...to compensate for her sexual frustration."
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"I do that too."
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"But probably in a different way."
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"She's trying to shore up her self-esteem. It has nothing to do with sex."
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"Everything has to do with sex."
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"I'm not touching that."
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"- Leslie, you are way off base here. - Now, hang on, Leonard."
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"...we have to concede her undeniable expertise..."
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"...in the interrelated fields of promiscuity and general sluttiness."
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"My point is that Tinkerbell just needs to get her some."
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"Some what? Oh, yes, some sexual intercourse."
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"- Excuse me, this whole idea's insane. - Enough debate. I'm going to take action."
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"Sure, why not?"
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"Can I have your phone number?"
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"Yeah."
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"There, problem solved."
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"Okay, I'm at the gate to the Treasury of the Ancients. I'm going in."
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"Here come the mummies. Which spell do I use? The hateful strike or the frenzy stance?"
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"Frenzy, frenzy, frenzy."
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"- Wait, what? - These are market-research questions."
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"Oh, okay, wild adventure."
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"- Die, you undead mummy, die! - Drink a healing potion."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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