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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Barbarian Sublimation (S02E02)

"Anyhow, on a scale of one to five..."
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"...with one being, "always initiated by him" and five being, "always initiated by you" ..."
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"Oh, yes, it's quite extensive."
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"If we complete it, you get a free expansion pack."
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"Seventy-five additional quests."
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"Good to know."
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"Hi, Tom. Sheldon."
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"Didn't I explain to you about your little mistake in the cafeteria?"
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"Yes, you were very clear, as was everyone else at the table."
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"Well, what passes for science on dating sites."
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"You got Penny to sign up for online dating?"
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"No, no, of course not. No, see, I used trickery and deceit."
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"This is bad."
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"Tom is a paramedic with the fire department."
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"He's going to med school."
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"Really, really bad."
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"I'm surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently, she's a big old five."
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"- Sheldon, what do you want? - Oh, good, you got my note."
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"- Tom, may I present Penny. - Hi, Penny."
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"- Can we talk later? - No, I need you now."
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"Wouldn't you prefer to socialize with Tom..."
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"- Whatever, I'll figure it out myself. - Bye, Penny."
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"Hello, fair Penny."
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"Can I interest you in an afternoon of spirited questing..."
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"...followed by a flagon of ale at yon virtual tavern?"
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"Yeah, sure, why not?"
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"Oh, my God, I need help."
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"Damn it, damn it, damn it."
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"...weakened the structural integrity of the bag."
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"All right, then."
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"Now, congratulations, you are now a level-three warrior."
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"Oh, my God, a treasure chest. I'm rich."
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"Let her rip."
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"Oh, Penny."
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"If you'd simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening."
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"- Yes. - I'll go talk to her."
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"It's Thursday."
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"...it's easy to lose themselves in a world where a false sense of accomplishment--"
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"That's not what she's doing, Leslie."
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"While I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist or a human being for that matter..."
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"Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?"
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"...as a wild adventure to unknown lands or staying at home with a good book?"
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"That's on the registration?"
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"Hi, as long as I'm here, I'm on a quest with newbs, don't know what they're doing."
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"I'm sorry, dude, she didn't look anything like her picture."
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"They never do."
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"Gablehauser."
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"They make up a non-Newtonian fluid which is liquid..."
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"No danger, it's me, Penny."
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"And when I was walking up those stairs a fly flew in my mouth and I ate it."
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"They find themselves, through no fault of their own, you know, kind of addicted."
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"- Stay close to the wall. Avoid the mummies. - Got it."
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"Uh, he likes the outdoors and, uh, strong women who initiate sex."
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"- Doesn't matter, you're looking for treasure. - Okay."
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"It's just corn starch and water."
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"Uh-huh."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"- No. - Would you like to be?"
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"Okay, I bought the game and I've been exploring the Island of Tortage."
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"- I can't get the damn key out. - That's not surprising."
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"God, I have been in L.A. for almost two years now."
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"...set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian."
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"Just click on them."
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"...and Dr. Winkle just ripped the sign-up sheet off the wall."
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"Excuse me."
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"...then I plead guilty."
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"No, Fritz, I need you on my flank."
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"Wow."
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"Uh...."
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"Dumb-ass."
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"So listen, would you describe your ideal vacation..."
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"Oh, frenzy stance isn't working."
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"They may claim to use heuristic algorithms, but it may well be hokum."
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