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Clips from ALF - Wild Thing (S01E01)

"13145 julio street."
ALF
"We're running out of those little flags."
ALF
"[ Police radio ] unit-9, proceed to 105th and decker."
ALF
"Investigate break-In at pete's house 'o' pets."
ALF
"Well, here's 105th and decker."
ALF
"Look, dad. It's nowhere near julio street."
ALF
"Alf can't be doing all those things."
ALF
"How far can he get on a lawn mower?"
ALF
"[ Police radio ] all units in the vicinity,"
ALF
"Oh, my gosh, alf!"
ALF
"Even alf would have more sense..."
ALF
"Than to kidnap a tiger."
ALF
"See your feet. Three..."
ALF
"You will if you can't get..."
ALF
"The bonsai trees out of the blade."
ALF
"Anything on the police scanner?"
ALF
"Just a couple of domestic spats."
ALF
"Brian?"
ALF
"I'm trying to get alf back."
ALF
""Metal" telepathy."
ALF
"I've got to make him come back."
ALF
"Honey, he'll come back when he can."
ALF
"By now, his 12 hours are up."
ALF
"I'm sure he's come out of it."
ALF
"He might not know where he is."
ALF
"Something terrible could have happened."
ALF
"And he never misses "captain kangaroo.""
ALF
"Excuse me, but..."
ALF
"You good people have a fork?"
ALF
"Oh, alf."
ALF
"We were so worried. Where were you?"
ALF
"Well, do you think this thing..."
ALF
"Has run its course now?"
ALF
"To quote yogi berra,"
ALF
"Well, what stage is that?"
ALF
"Quoting people."
ALF
""All's well that ends well.""
ALF
""'Tis not so deep as a well,"
ALF
"But 'tis enough, 'twill serve.""
ALF
"To forgive, divine.""
ALF
"Or, as marcel proust said..."
ALF
""We are healed of suffering..."
ALF
"Only by experiencing it to the full.""
ALF
"Or was that marcel marceau?"
ALF
"Marcel marceau said..."
ALF
"Or in the words of dustan..."
ALF
""It ill-Becomes us to jest..."
ALF
""At a fallen potentate."
ALF
"Say, how much longer are you going to do this?"
ALF
"Well, if i may quote porky pig..."
ALF
"And speaking of porky..."
ALF
"Eating cats."
ALF
"At least, i don't feel bloated."
ALF
"Copyrighted by alien productions. All rights reserved."
ALF
"Okay, tell me what i'm thinking."
ALF
"Hi, guys."
ALF
"Oh, good. Everyone's here."
ALF
"In the shower."
ALF
"I insist that you respect my wife's privacy."
ALF
"Tomorrow is the second."
ALF
"Wildly erratic behavior,"
ALF
"The main thing is that i'll do anything..."
ALF
"To get out of that cage,"
ALF
"Any questions?"
ALF
"What cage?"
ALF
"The one with the reinforced sides."
ALF
"Well, i guess it's that time."
ALF
"Good luck, alf."
ALF
"Oh, sure."
ALF
"That's just another one of his tricks."
ALF
"Did i say that?"
ALF
"Oh, yeah. That would sure hit the spot."
ALF
"Brian, it's me."
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"[ Imitating clock buzzer ]"
ALF
"But, it's still dark."
ALF
"So, i made it. Open up."
ALF
"It's me, it's really me."
ALF
"All right."
ALF
"I'm really sorry."
ALF
"But what were you doing up..."
ALF
"I thought i wanted some milk."
ALF
"Stay here in case he comes back."
ALF
"I'm hungry."
ALF
"We'll stay up and have a snack."
ALF
"This late at night..."
ALF
"Oh."
ALF
"Oh, yeah."
ALF
"International coffees--"
ALF
"Is it a toaster, or is it an oven?"
ALF
"Oh, that was probably the cat."
ALF
"Hey, where are you going with my toaster oven?"
ALF
"I hate this town."
ALF
"Proceed to county zoo."
ALF
"Lynnie, let's get in the car..."
ALF
"Drive around the neighborhood one more time..."
ALF
"About this, okay?"
ALF
"No, no, no, mercutio said,"
ALF
"Oh, right."
ALF
"No... that couldn't be right."
ALF
"Do i smell bacon?"
ALF
"Well, i'd like to."
ALF
"I don't think i did."
ALF
"You, this way."
ALF
"Closed captioned by captions, inc los angeles"
ALF
"Let me out!"
ALF
"You're right, of course."
ALF
""How to develop your psychic awareness in one afternoon.""
ALF
"Under any circumstances?"
ALF
"He's not back there."
ALF
"Oh, no, i should have seen this coming."
ALF
"Alf, what do you have to say that's so important?"
ALF
"That's all right. Can i get you something?"
ALF
"I'm sure that he'll be home soon."
ALF
"♪♪"
ALF
"Where's kate?"
ALF
"Well, i thought, uh..."
ALF
"Wow, he's really good."
ALF
"Out of this cage, right?"
ALF
"Would you check in that cage?"
ALF
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