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Clips from ALF - Wild Thing (S01E01)

"Here, kitty, kitty kitty."
ALF
"You'd both better go back to bed."
ALF
"You got that right."
ALF
"Then they won't be hard to spot."
ALF
"One of them was at the ochmoneks'."
ALF
"You can let me out now."
ALF
"He broke my glass eye."
ALF
"He's lying."
ALF
"Who needs him?"
ALF
"All right."
ALF
"You understand?"
ALF
"I need to have a family meeting here."
ALF
"You'd hardly know it was alf."
ALF
"I don't know."
ALF
"Found her."
ALF
"Uh, that's ridiculous!"
ALF
"Forget it."
ALF
"No, no."
ALF
"Open up. I'm hungry."
ALF
"Her last name."
ALF
"Brian, why?"
ALF
"Now remember, willie,"
ALF
"Why do you ask?"
ALF
"Yeah, yeah, fine."
ALF
"Are you crazy?"
ALF
"No problem."
ALF
"Oh, honey, it's all right."
ALF
"I want that cat."
ALF
"I just pulled the curtain open."
ALF
"Thanks."
ALF
"I thought you liked spaghetti."
ALF
"Plutarch, i believe."
ALF
"No, her other name..."
ALF
"No, no, no, that is his..."
ALF
"For a cat?"
ALF
"No!"
ALF
"All kinds of diabolical tricks."
ALF
"Okay, okay."
ALF
"Oh, we're okay. Don't get up."
ALF
"Guess what? Alf can read our minds."
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"Aaaaaaoooww!"
ALF
"Oh, brian! Honey!"
ALF
"Something without caffeine?"
ALF
"Why are you holding it?"
ALF
"That better not be my cologne."
ALF
"What's your mother's maiden name?"
ALF
"We'll make it all back with our stock market picks."
ALF
"[ Tv voice ] one, two, three..."
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"You look a little different today."
ALF
"Well, at least you've recovered."
ALF
""It ain't over 'til it's over!""
ALF
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..."
ALF
"What's so funny?"
ALF
"Under any circumstances."
ALF
"The garage?"
ALF
"Alf, we're going home."
ALF
"Wait! Wait! Wait! Come here. Come back here."
ALF
"I go through a complex..."
ALF
"No luck?"
ALF
"Physiological..."
ALF
"Not on melmac."
ALF
"Brian!"
ALF
"Ha! Ha!"
ALF
"All right. If you're really brian..."
ALF
"Are you all right?"
ALF
"Haven't you ever felt the need to just hold something?"
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"The mind reading worked!"
ALF
"And as mercutio said,"
ALF
"But "to err is human..."
ALF
"Oh, well..."
ALF
"Thanks, brian."
ALF