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Clips from ALF - Wild Thing (S01E01)

"I was thinking of a fork."
ALF
"I wasn't going to."
ALF
"Yes, i am. I'm just ignoring it."
ALF
"We sent away for it."
ALF
"Yeah, it came with a pair of these x-Ray glasses."
ALF
"Alf, you come from an advanced civilization."
ALF
"Nice underwear, kate."
ALF
"Thanks."
ALF
"[ Kate ] aaaaaah!"
ALF
"All right, all right. We're movin' on."
ALF
"They'll call back."
ALF
"Do what again?"
ALF
"You know what!"
ALF
"Alf, that was rude hanging up the phone like that!"
ALF
"You're right. I'm sorry."
ALF
"Today is march the first."
ALF
"Every seventy-Five years on march second..."
ALF
"All melmacians go through it."
ALF
"One never knows 'til it happens."
ALF
"I repeat, not to let me out of here..."
ALF
"Yes."
ALF
"I have to use the little alien's room."
ALF
"What are you doing?"
ALF
"You have a lunatic on your hands here."
ALF
"You've got to be prepared for..."
ALF
"You know, maybe i should go..."
ALF
"Just to be on the safe side."
ALF
"Now, now let me out. I have to go."
ALF
"Maybe he's in pain."
ALF
"Lynnie, that sounded just like you."
ALF
"This is really weird. I can't watch."
ALF
"It's going to be a long night."
ALF
"To get some milk."
ALF
"Hey, come here."
ALF
"It's over. I'm back to my old self."
ALF
"Come on, let me out."
ALF
"You said not until sunrise."
ALF
"I know what you're thinking right now."
ALF
"Oh, it's my alarm."
ALF
"Sorry, kid."
ALF
"Mom!Dad!"
ALF
"Mom! Dad!"
ALF
"Nice try."
ALF
"Honey, maybe it is brian."
ALF
"But that can't be. Brian's in bed."
ALF
"What!"
ALF
"I'll go check his room."
ALF
"Maybe alf can change his shape, too."
ALF
"No. No?"
ALF
"All right? It's fine."
ALF
"Willie..."
ALF
"No. Wait."
ALF
"Well, you know..."
ALF
"Kate."
ALF
"Halligan."
ALF
"Oh, honey."
ALF
"I'll go check out back."
ALF
"In the middle of the night?"
ALF
"The gate to the ochmoneks' is wide open."
ALF
"[ Knocking ]"
ALF
"Oh..."
ALF
"Oh, was i snoring again?"
ALF
"All right, all right, all right."
ALF
"Hey, tanner. Trevor."
ALF
"Hi, raquel. Hello, willie."
ALF
"I was hoping i could get lucky."
ALF
"At this time of night?"
ALF
"I'm sorry, raquel."
ALF
"No!"
ALF
"No, no, no."
ALF
"Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
ALF
"Ha, ha, ha!"
ALF
"Your cat opens tin cans?"
ALF
"[ Crash ] oh, my!"
ALF
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."
ALF
"[ Lawn mower revving ]"
ALF
"[ Police radio ] treed cat at 13145 "julio" st."
ALF
"What? "Hoolio" st.?"
ALF
"Investigate report of a missing tiger."
ALF
"Yeah, you're right."
ALF
"And see if we can find him."
ALF
"But, what if he's got the tiger?"
ALF
"You can't hit the beaches if you can't..."
ALF
"Nope. We did find the lawn mower, though."
ALF
"Oh, good, i won't have to buy raquel a new one."
ALF
"Honey, you have a headache?"
ALF
"No, i'm thinking of a fork."
ALF
"I'm the one who let him get away."
ALF
"If he can."
ALF
"Let's just try to think positively..."
ALF
"[ Loud thump on door ]"
ALF
"Alf, are you all right?"
ALF
"Out."
ALF
"There's still one more stage."
ALF
"Sort of."
ALF
"Yeah."
ALF
"And still less before he has fallen.""
ALF
""Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!""
ALF
"No."
ALF
"I thought you spent the whole night ..."
ALF
"But now that you mention cats..."
ALF
"I do remember storing something in the garage."
ALF
"If you've stolen any cats,"
ALF
"They're going back immediately."
ALF
"I'll, i'll take him back right after breakfast."
ALF
"Try it again. This time i'll get it."
ALF
"You're thinking of..."
ALF
"The 1927 yankees."
ALF
"But didn't one of their pitchers throw a forkball?"
ALF
"Well trust me, he did."
ALF
"Hello."
ALF
"He's not reading mine at the moment."
ALF
"You wasted good money on a mind-Reading kit?"
ALF
"How can you be so gullible?"
ALF
"You're right. I'm ashamed."
ALF
"He wouldn't."
ALF
"He might."
ALF
"He did."
ALF
"Alf, you don't walk into other people's showers."
ALF
"I didn't walk in."
ALF
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