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Clips from ALF - Wild Thing (S01E01)

"You do that again, you're a seat cover!"
ALF
"Did you used to have a mustache?"
ALF
"No, i got my braces off."
ALF
"Yeah, but..."
ALF
"Didn't you used to have a mustache, too?"
ALF
"You better not be finished."
ALF
"I wasn't."
ALF
"I'm calling mindy back."
ALF
"And psychological transformation."
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"I go goofy."
ALF
"From sunrise to sunset..."
ALF
"My personality will change dramatically."
ALF
"How dramatic is this change?"
ALF
"But expect the unexpected,"
ALF
"Personality shifts--"
ALF
"And get my hands on a cat."
ALF
"I have one."
ALF
"You, in the tie."
ALF
"Oh, the cage you're going to build for me."
ALF
"You are not..."
ALF
"Is that clear?"
ALF
"Good."
ALF
"Good. Now let me out."
ALF
"Didn't i say not to open this door..."
ALF
"I thought you really had to go."
ALF
"Good. You're finally catching on."
ALF
"Help! Help! Fire! Somebody let me out."
ALF
"Ooh, there's a big rat in here."
ALF
"Badly."
ALF
"[ In lynn's voice ] mom, dad, get me out of here!"
ALF
"[ Brian's voice ] wait for me, wait for me!"
ALF
"You'd better go to your room, too."
ALF
"This could get out of hand."
ALF
"[ In willie's voice ] this could get out of hand."
ALF
"Yo... b... brian."
ALF
"Where are you going?"
ALF
"I'm not supposed to talk to you."
ALF
"Not talk to your old buddy?"
ALF
"You don't have to be afraid."
ALF
"The ol' alfer."
ALF
"The guy that taught you how to read minds."
ALF
"That you want to let your old pal..."
ALF
"No. I was thinking of a fork."
ALF
"What's that?"
ALF
"It's sunrise."
ALF
"See, that's the time we go by."
ALF
"Are you sure?"
ALF
"I'm sure, i'm sure."
ALF
"Okay."
ALF
"Oh, hey..."
ALF
"Alf, why are you locking me in this cage?"
ALF
"I need a head start."
ALF
"Oh boy, he does a good brian."
ALF
"Brian!"
ALF
"Not you!"
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"Honey, it looks just like brian."
ALF
"No he can't. It's me."
ALF
"What's your favorite food?"
ALF
"Spaghetti."
ALF
"Favorite food."
ALF
"I thought lynn liked spaghetti."
ALF
"Say, what's your favorite food?"
ALF
"I don't know..."
ALF
"White boiled potatoes."
ALF
"It's all right."
ALF
"Willie, i'm going to open this cage."
ALF
"What's a maiden name?"
ALF
"It's the name she had before she was married."
ALF
"What happened to alf?"
ALF
"I let him go."
ALF
"He told me the change was over."
ALF
"Maybe alf was trying to call me in my mind."
ALF
"No, i don't think so, brian."
ALF
"Oh, no. Lucky's over there."
ALF
"I'm going next door..."
ALF
"And see if alf is there."
ALF
"I can't sleep now."
ALF
"What would you like?"
ALF
"Spaghetti. White boiled potatoes."
ALF
"Hey, raquel!"
ALF
"[ Snoring ]"
ALF
"Raquel!"
ALF
"I'm coming. Keep your shorts on."
ALF
"Who could that be at this time of night?"
ALF
"It's probably the airport..."
ALF
"Asking you to keep it down."
ALF
"I'm sorry to bother you..."
ALF
"But, i just came over--"
ALF
"I mean, lucky, our cat."
ALF
"Well, we were worried about him."
ALF
"It's his first night away from home."
ALF
"Yeah. I had a feeling."
ALF
"Raquel, get the cat."
ALF
"I can't go near that cat."
ALF
"You know it makes my feet swell."
ALF
"Then you'll be wearing my shoes again."
ALF
"I'll get the cat."
ALF
"I just bought one of those..."
ALF
"I don't need anything from the kitchen."
ALF
"I can't find the little fella anywhere."
ALF
"[ Can opener whirring ]"
ALF
"Hey, what's going on in the kitchen?"
ALF
"[ Whispers ] alf!"
ALF
"How long do you preheat these..."
ALF
"Give me that!"
ALF
"This toaster oven..."
ALF
"I just found the strangest thing..."
ALF
"An open can of minestrone in the kitchen."
ALF
"It's amazing, i know."
ALF
"We're trying to get him on letterman."
ALF
"There are a million cats out there!"
ALF
"Give me your car keys."
ALF
"Alf, we're going to go home, right now!"
ALF
"No! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
ALF
"I'll buy you another one."
ALF
"Raquel, that sounds like your riding mower!"
ALF
"Oh, no!"
ALF
"Where was that again?"
ALF
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