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Clips from Scrubs - My Quarantine (S04E04)

"- We like it. - Oh, thank God."
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"and know how far he would get."
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"She can't get on my scooter."
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"- The top won't go up. - It'll be awesome."
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"There!"
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"and reveal the short-sleeved nerd jersey lurking beneath."
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"One hundred twenty dollars for a stupid dead rat?"
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"I'll always remember him."
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"Allergic to preserves, but he spread them on everything, you know?"
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"We only lost a half hour. We can still make that reservation."
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"Nurse, do me a favour, please. Bandage this gentleman up?"
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"She's your nightmare sister. You take her to dinner."
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"So what? You're the one wearing it. Now, let's go eat."
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"It's so great, because the residents are practically our slaves."
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"I just said slaves to my new black girlfriend!"
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""Fatigue, fever, malaise"."
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"Hang in there, don't forget this is Dr Dorian's fault."
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"Hey."
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"OK. You can direct any technical questions to my former sister-in-law."
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"I'm talking legitimate doctors, turtle head."
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"Pee Pants is a pathologist, he doesn't count."
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"You are so very useless, I counted you both twice."
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"Be honest. Is this the worst first date you've ever been on?"
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"- I wish I could be your assistant. - Say no more."
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"That is so cute! I'll go change."
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"I remember how excited I was the first time I saw him work at the hospital."
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"Anyway, yeah..."
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"I forgot..."
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"Hey, grouchy pants, want to hang out?"
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"I have a habit of doing that at people's weddings."
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"Wait for me, Per-Per!"
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"You were the one who was embarrassingly forward!"
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"That's nurse stuff. I don't have the expertise."
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"I knew you thought that. I knew it!"
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"I was starving myself. I was going to a steakhouse tonight."
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"That's an incredibly boring story with a fantastic..."
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"Double or nothing."
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"There was nothing exciting going on."
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"- I need someone to have a heart attack. - Got 20 bucks?"
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"- Not here. Not here. Not here. - Danni!"
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"This bald, sad clown isn't really much of a nurse,"
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"- Hey, didn't I go to your wedding? - Yeah. You threw up on my gram-gram."
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"Hey! You can't get inside my head."
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"Hey, mentally strong!"
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"I don't see any signs."
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"I need a dermatologist over here, stat!"
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"I paid him to fake a heart attack. He wants 50 bucks. We only have 20."
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"It was as if our first date got others talking about some of theirs."
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"I had a first date where we played paintball."
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"After two years with that guy, I'm like, "That's enough!" You know?"
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"I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and I decide to take it out..."
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"OK. Your turn is done."
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"- Wait... Red peppers. - No!"
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"By the way Kylie was looking at me, I knew she thought I was sexy."
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"You know something?"
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"Seeing you in your element today, you seem so..."
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"Here it comes... sexy."
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"You know, James lied all the time, and I don't know..."
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm no better than her ex-boyfriend. I paid a hobo to fake a heart attack."
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"- I would never lie to you. - Do you sometimes wish I had hair?"
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"- Yes. - This is a nightmare."
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"- Cos you're a lie omitter! - This may be asking too much,"
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"but could you keep it together until we get home and talk about it?"
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"...I bet you're tempted to break open that face cake"
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"and just tear it apart."
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"No one's touching this."
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"Oh, I don't care. I'm not even hungry."
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"Dr Kelso, I don't have $ 700."
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"You get me that damn face cake, and you are free and clear."
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"Shake."
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"That's peculiar."
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"- What I really wanted to say was... - J.D., J. D! Look at me!"
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"That's the kind of girl my ex-boyfriend would have dated."
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"That's it. You're stronger than this. No lies!"
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"Fine! But know this:"
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"You've been nothing but a disappointment to me since the moment I ran over you."
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"It was just you and me, all alone, late at night, here in the ICU?"
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"Come on. If he wasn't jealous, it wouldn't be a big deal."
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"...it was long overdue, but thank you. - You're welcome."
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"You're a freak."
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"You don't think you're good enough. You've always been insecure,"
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"and I'm betting if you just act like yourself, Kylie will too."
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"Carla, when you first dated Turk,"
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"But only because he made me choose between basketball or having sex."
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"Keep an eye on the bum's vitals. I gave him enough sedative to put down a rhino."
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"Or maybe it's because I really liked her,"
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"but she didn't feel the same way about me, and I got the forehead kiss"
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"The quarantine is over. So, bye-bye, everyone."
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"That looks like my neck!"
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"Oh, this does not end well for you. Thanks for the heads-up, jumpsuit."
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"Double or nothing!"
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"Even a lie of omission shook the foundation of a couple"
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"that was much more established than Kylie and me."
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"to fake a heart attack."
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"- I really wanted tonight to go well. - Is there anything else?"
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"whether it's a few weeks or months or years from now,"
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"Now let's go get some coffee."
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"- I don't want that. - So, what do you want to do?"
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"I had to run it by the experts."
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"I swore I heard the word jowly."
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"So... how many outfits did you try on before you picked that one?"
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"- Me too. That guy is getting boobies. - Yeah, he is."
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"That guy's getting a hug at the door."
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"And that guy is getting a fake name and a phone number with six digits."
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"Carla, I need keys to the Mini convertible."
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"Sorry about your hair."
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"Don't beat yourself up. I got a scrunchie."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"It's a poor little possum! We should take him to the vet."
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"It was Sophie's Choice, either leave the possum there to die"
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"Sorry."
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"It's so sweet that you're depressed about that poor little possum."
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"Little Carlton. I named him after my uncle."
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"Great!"
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"- Happy birthday, Laverne. - Thanks, Carla."
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"- Did your brother make you face cake? - Sure did!"
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"I heard there was face cake."
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"Back off!"
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"Outstanding."
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