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Clips from The Simpsons - Barting Over (S14E14)

"Unh. See you in court."
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"Bart, you're suing us?"
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"- Yes. I wanna be emancipated. - Emancipated?"
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"Don't you like being a dude?"
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"No, Dad. It means Bart would be a legal adult..."
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"...and free to move out of the house."
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"I wanted a sewing room but not like this. Not like this."
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"Mom, you've always been cool to me."
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"Hey, my dad was lousy and I didn't sue him."
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"I just dumped him in the cheapest home I could find."
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"And my catheter is full."
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"Hmm."
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"- See you tomorrow. - But you..."
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"Bart, using this doll, tell the court where your father took money from you."
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"Here and here."
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"Let the records show that he pulled out the pockets of the doll."
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"Why, you little..."
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"Uh, I'm sorry, judge. That's a rare lapse in my normally calm demeanor."
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"Could the stenographer please read the previous statement?"
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"Why, you little... Why, you little..."
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"All rise for the verdict."
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"Son, I just want you to know whatever that judge decides..."
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"...I'm gonna be the best dad I can."
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"Whoo-hoo! You're still mine. And you thought I was a bad dad before..."
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"... except in this case."
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"That boy's about as safe living with you as a crawdad in a gumbo shack."
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"Bart Simpson, I declare you emancipated."
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"Further, I hereby garnish Homer's wages until Bart is fully repaid."
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"Mm, garnish."
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"That means half your paycheck goes to Bart."
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"What the...? Half goes to Bart, half goes to my Vegas wife."
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"- What's left for Moe? - Homer, don't make things worse."
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"I'll show you worse."
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"I was told this would be televised!"
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"How can I fit my whole life into a suitcase?"
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"Maybe if I move that thing there. Perfect."
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"Where are you gonna live?"
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"With the money Dad's paying me, I rented a loft downtown."
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"Do you even know what a loft is?"
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"- No. I assume it has hay. - Oh."
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"I'm gonna miss you."
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"- Here's something to remember me by. - Ow!"
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"- Indian burn. - Look at it."
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"Aw, that's so sweet."
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"If I did it right, it's permanent."
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"I'll let you swear in the house. Everything but the big three."
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"Oh, honey. I can't believe this is happening."
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"I'll miss you so much."
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"Sorry, Mom. I gotta go."
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"Go ahead, leave. You'll come crawling back."
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"That's right. Crawling on your knees."
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"Crawling!"
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"He's really gone."
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"He's gone!"
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"Well, here I am, on my own."
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"And I'm gonna make it, world."
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"- Be quiet in there! - Some of us are trying to sell drugs!"
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"Look out, son. This one's got a little mustard on it."
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"Attaboy, we just won the World Series."
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"You and me together, yeah."
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"He should've done that with the real Bart when he had the chance."
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"Being a free man is great, Milhouse."
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"I can draw on myself."
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"Boy, I wish I was a free man."
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"Mom. Where's Puppy Goo Goo?"
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"Oh, Puppy Goo Goo, fetch me a dream."
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"Ha, ha, boy, it's really empty in here."
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"Now, calm down. I'm perfectly safe."
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"Murder's illegal in this state."
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"Mommy!"
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"Not up. Down."
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"Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home"
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"Hey, it's an emancipated minor."
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"Hey, are you skateboarding legend Tony Hawk?"
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"Oh, wait. That's my old phone number."
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"I hope you don't mind living below pro skaters who like to party."
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"- We have names. - Whatever. You can crank it up."
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"Dude, let's trash this place."
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"Nice."
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"If my dad could see this, he'd be so mad."
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"He can. There's a webcam right there."
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"Of all the sites on all the web, I had to click onto his."
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"Darn it. I keep pouring juice for five."
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"Oh, tomorrow's the day the judge said we can visit Bart."
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"I think he might come home if we can show him we can treat him better."
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"For your information, I've been taking steps to become a better father."
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"For the past week, I've been carrying around this bag of sugar."
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"What the...? Where the hell is my sugar?"
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"Condoleezza Marie ain't too playful tonight."
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"And I don't remember her being this granulated."
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"Can I put your baby in my coffee?"
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"...they gonna take your foot."
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"Thanks for the lift, Tony Hawk. I gotta go now, Tony Hawk."
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"- Cool guy, Tony Hawk. - Bart, you know Tony Hawk?"
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"Please, I'm trying to keep it quiet."
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"Catch you later, Tony Hawk."
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"Stay cool, Brett."
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"I don't think this is a good place for a 10-year-old boy."
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"I'll buy a suit..."
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"...of drugs!"
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"Hello, son. You're looking well."
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"Wow, this place is great."
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"Well, you need an expensive couch to watch an expensive TV."
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"Of course, because you wouldn't want to..."
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"I paid for your splendor, you..."
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"And for every syringe I find, I get a dollar."
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"- Well, that's great, honey. - Unh."
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"You know, son, I've been doing a lot of thinking."
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"I was wrong to exploit you and I won't do it again."
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"Thanks, Dad. That means a lot to me."
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"You think you might see your way clear to moving back in with your ma and me?"
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"Sorry. No can do. I'm taking off for six months to join the Skewed Tour."
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"Skewed Tour?"
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"The traveling festival of rock 'n' roll, skateboarding and extreme sports?"
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"- And nipple piercing. - Aah!"
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"Don't worry. They're clip-ons."
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"Dude, that was a tattoo parlor."
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"- He's suffered enough. - Yeah. But on the other hand..."
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"Just a reminder, people..."
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"...if you're getting bogus returns on your investments..."
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