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Clips from The Simpsons - Apocalypse Cow (S19E19)

"- Not this one. - Sold!"
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"oh, man, how many "H's" does this thing have?"
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"Raise articulator, set hydraulic brakes"
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"and endorse farm subsidy check for crops I didn't grow."
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"Okay, 4-H-ers,"
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"big, strong and, of course, God-fearing."
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"I want a tough one."
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"I didn't come here today expecting to fall in love."
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"Hey, it's the runt."
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"looks like we're partners."
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"You're a scrappy little misfit, just like me."
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"Anyone want to trade? No reasonable offer refused."
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"I'll take a chicken."
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"Keep it down! I'm trying to feed my runt."
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"- By the way, I'm Mary. - I'm Bart."
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"- This is my calf, Lulubelle. - Uh, you know that's a boy, right?"
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"Oh, I thought she was peeing out of her nipple."
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"- How 'bout you just call him "Lou"? - That's great."
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"So what do you think of my calf?"
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"- Actually, yes, you are. - Eh, what?"
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"Oh, right, I am."
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"Well, I don't know much about cows,"
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"but I think we have a winner!"
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"You're the greatest cow in the world!"
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"I'm going to be your friend forever."
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"- Something happens next? - Son, your calf is going"
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"- Lots of feed... that sounds good. - ... then slaughtered."
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"But he won!"
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"Why don't you kill the loser cows?"
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"Oh, we will, but your cow"
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"gets to go first."
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"Mom, they're going to kill Lou and make him into food and"
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"fringe vests for gay cowboys. Can we buy him back? Can we?"
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"honey, we'd love to, but a prizewinning bull"
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"Son, let this be a lesson: never work hard and don't form"
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"Lou?"
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"Oh, man, now I feel so bad I'm imaging I hear your voice."
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"It's not my fault there's nothing good to eat on this planet except meat!"
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"I hear Lou mooing in my head."
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"telling you to stop eating meat."
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"If I could save Lou, I'd never eat meat again."
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"That wasn't my conscience mooing, it was..."
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"Tress MacNeille!"
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"All right, so I put that there"
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"to get you to stop eating meat."
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"so you'll have to take these pills."
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"Sorry, Lis. I can't be a vegetarian."
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"But please, help me get my cow back."
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"Okay, meet me halfway."
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"Stop stirring your lemonade with a sausage."
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"Aw, man, I never figured the gate would be locked."
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"Don't worry; I called some animal activists"
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"Milk is murder."
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"- Good to see you, Windsong. - Windsong?"
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"Yeah, it's my code name. This is Compost and this is Solar Panel."
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"What's my code name?"
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"Lisa's Brother."
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"Forgive us for this violation, Mother Fence."
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"Lou, where are you, little buddy?"
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"His food is laced with growth hormones."
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"I don't care how much of a pumped-up freak you are."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Wow, you did learn a lot at 4-H."
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"What are we going to do with him?"
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"Lou can stay with her."
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"a cow on a farm."
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"With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there..."
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"Howdy, what's yours that mine's is Cletus?"
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"Oh, I'm Bart Simpson. Is Mary here?"
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"I didn't know Cletus was your dad."
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"She had a regular city birth in a gas station."
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"The feedlot wants to kill Lou and I can't keep him."
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"Can I give him to you?"
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"Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!"
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"by giving our daughter a cow,"
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"This calls for a hoedown."
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"Blow her a song of love."
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"I said love, not lust."
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"And I have dreams. I got 1580 on my DQAT."
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"- DQAT? - Dairy Queen Aptitude Test."
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"800 ice cream, 780 Brazier."
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"Bart, I'll find a way to get you out of this wedding."
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"Look how happy he is."
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"I wished I had a tail what did swap away flies."
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"Mine just hangs there."
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"All right, sir, I'll marry your daughter."
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"We're gonna have us the fanciest wedding in the county."
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"Oh, just bring 'em to a window, so I can pinch 'em."
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"We always figured someday Mary would marry."
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"That's why we called her Mary."
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"Strained spinach? I'm not going to eat that."
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"It's yucky."
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"Really? I guess I'll try it then."
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"Wait. If you stop the wedding, Bart's cow will die,"
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"and Bart doesn't usually care about stuff, so help."
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"all right, I've got an idea,"
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"Bart's in trouble and we don't need your stupid comments."
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"Zippin' it up."
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"Here you go, sweetheart."
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"'cause you're barefoot and our floor's made of mud."
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"Do you, Bart Simpson, take Mary Wrestlemania Spuckler"
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"to be your lawful wedded wife"
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"Bart is a ten-year-old boy."
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"Mom, I have to do this."
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"I starved myself to get into this dress."
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"Mom, if I don't get married, they'll take Lou."
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"If this marriage is off, then that cow is going"
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"back to the feedlot, and Mary must taste"
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"the bitter agony of being an old maid of 11."
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"Don't feel bad, sweetie."
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"Yeah, and you'd already been divorced four times."
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"Mom, how could you do this to me?"
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"Sweetie, don't you think your mom might have a trick up her sleeve?"
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"No."
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"You guys come and get me as soon as they dump me in the feedlot."
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"Ooh, "Laughter House." With the world"
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"Okay, have fun at the Laughter House."
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"Now I'll just turn off my phone to save the battery."
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"Don't worry, Bart."
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"In India, your cow will be treated like a god"
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