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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Carpe Museum (S03E03)

"I'm Bob, I, uh..."
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"He's merely a volunteer. Oh."
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"I've had problems with that."
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"of Museum Workers and Docents."
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"They're on strike. Oh, like how my stepmom's"
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"on a sex strike till my dad fixes the VCR."
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"Exactly, it hasn't affected much."
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"We still have all the exhibits, all the fun,"
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"An Amazon exhibit?"
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"won't suck so bad after all."
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"Oh, that's not open."
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"What?! No!"
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"The strike slowed us down there a little."
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"What'd you say? Plesiosaur."
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"Hmm... Henry, it's great"
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"that you have a favorite animal,"
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"but what about picking a cooler animal?"
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"Like a horse or miniature horse?"
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"Linda's set the bar pretty high."
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"comes great responsibility. Ugh."
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"and stay with the group!"
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"or a Walk-Away Wendy!"
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"Okay, Regular-Sized Rudy, change of plans."
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"I'm going in there, and you're coming with me."
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"We're going where no Wagstaff student"
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"The Amazon!"
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"Rudy, just keep your voice down."
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"Amazon?"
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"- Ha! - Shush! Shush!"
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"Sorry. Yes, ma'am-azon."
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"I'm glad you're up for this, Rudy. I thought I was gonna"
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"Ugh!"
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"Okay, I know you're new here,"
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"and then we're gonna go under the ropes"
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"Uh, okay."
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"Now me. Oh, my God."
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"Bob? Time for"
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"a head count. Uh... oh."
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"I'm gonna push you now, Ollie."
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"I'm gonna push you away now."
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"I understand."
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"Uh, uh, okay, who's missing?"
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"A-Are we good?"
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"Definitely. I just got to go"
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"Be right back!"
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"Louise. Louise."
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"I'm just a talking plant."
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"My name is Leafy Greenbrier."
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"Listen, both of you."
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"I know you're not excited"
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"but I can't have you kids"
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"being Missing Marvins"
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"or whatever that stupid thing Frond said."
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"Walk-Away Wendys."
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"- Thank you. - Uh-huh."
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"Um, what's your name?"
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"Regular-Sized Rudy."
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"Why do they call you that?"
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"- Just look at me. - Um, okay."
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"Yeah, Louise, that can be annoying."
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"Uh, come on, this way."
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"walk around a little?"
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"Hmm. It is kind of impressive. Yeah."
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"But we both know I have to take you guys back."
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"You remind me of my mom."
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"Hide. Get down."
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"Hey! Who's over there?"
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"Jeff, you know I hate plants."
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"is unfair and anti-union."
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"What do we want?"
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"When do we want it?"
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"Now."
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"It's the chant, isn't it?"
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"Yeah. You got to wow 'em."
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"Something like, uh..."
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"Give us more money, damn it!"
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"Give us longer breaks for snacks"
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"or we'll burn the artifacts!"
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"You're really good at this."
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"Thank you."
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"- All right, good luck, got to go. - No, wait. We need you."
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"Also, if you ignore history,"
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"you're doomed to repeat it,"
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"you will be suspended for six days."
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"to the pioneer exhibit,"
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"Who are you?"
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"No, there is not."
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"Let's see what we got."
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"Nope, it's my cousin's."
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"He wrote down where to find"
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"all the boobs in the museum."
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"Eskimo boobies, coming real soon."
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"It's an embarrassment of boobies."
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"Good one, Zeke."
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"That's Jimmy Jr."
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"You may not know him because he's one"
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"of the cooler kids in school."
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"Hi, Tina."
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"I know Jimmy Jr."
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"Hen-Henry."
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"Okay, I think the coast is clear."
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"Let's get back to the group."
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"We're having fun here, ah?"
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"Come on, let's go into the stilt hut"
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"just so we can say we did it,"
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"and that no-fun Frond"
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"It's literally a hut on stilts."
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"Fine."
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"Stilt hut!"
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"- Stilt hut! - Shh."
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"Like a stupid fashion magazine, right?"
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"And three... two..."
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"ta-ta time."
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"No nip, though. Wow."
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"- I mean, the stegosaurus... - Henry. What did I say about dinosaurs?"
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"I'm just trying to help you, Henry, okay, buddy?"
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"And I'm just trying to help you, buddy."
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"- Uh-uh, honey. - Huh?"
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"Whoa, whoa. You think I'm the dork?"
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"No, no, no, no, you're the dork."
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