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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Carpe Museum (S03E03)

"Huh. Well, there's only one way to solve this."
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"Well, there's probably, like, a lot of different ways."
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"But why don't we try your dorky way?"
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"- Yeah, well, 'cause it's not the dorky way. - Can you just, it..."
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"drop the dork and just talk to me?"
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"Make our paycheck more colossal!"
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"Or we'll poop on all the fossils!"
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"Well, great stilt hut."
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"- Yeah. - The best."
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"Now, let's go back."
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"Um, go back. Don't say "go back.""
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"Warren Fitzgerald would say you've gone soft."
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"Yeah. From your fun past."
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"I've got ideas, but... I don't believe"
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"you have ideas unless"
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"Okay, well, then look around"
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"Okay, there. We're gonna go right there."
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"Look who's stepping up."
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"We could fly."
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"Huh? Who's soft now, Louise?"
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"But nice work. Let's go!"
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"Mr. Softie just pushed over a tree."
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"I'll be right there."
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"And Mom said I'd never climb a tree."
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"All right, race you to the top. Let's do it!"
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"First one up gets to spit down on the other."
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"Those are humps."
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"One man's hump..."
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"Okay, students, buddy up."
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"In a few moments we'll proceed to the hands-on room"
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"Oh, finally! Yay!"
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"Sands from Exotic Lands! Sand? Really?"
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"And then some."
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"It's the one place you're allowed to touch."
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"Your skin should be its own exhibit."
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"Well, your hair should be sent to an Asian wig factory."
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"- Who's a bigger dork, Henry Haber or me? - You."
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"Well, looks like we're dork-locked."
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"Labels lead to hurt feelings."
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"Come on. Pick up the pace, softie."
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"who called me Daddy until she was eight."
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"What? That's crazy. You better have a good lawyer,"
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"Time to kick it up a notch, okay?"
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"Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom!"
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"Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang."
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"Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang."
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"Ha!"
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"We did it!"
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"Hey, I'm glad we ditched."
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"That was fun. Me, too."
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"Let's do it again sometime."
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"Like, maybe when you're old and senile,"
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"from the nursing home. What?"
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"Sorry, I didn't want to do it,"
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"but Gene and Tina put you in a nursing home."
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"And not one of the nice ones either."
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"No, you said you'd be running the restaurant."
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"You're taking over the family business?"
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"Oh, my God, am I your hero?"
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"Sick!"
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"Fun... hurts... my lungs."
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"Oh, crap,"
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"crap, crap."
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"This was a stupid idea."
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"Haven't gone this long without my inhaler."
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"- What? But I'm sick of that thing."
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"What?"
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"I'm loving every minute of this."
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"Help! Help!"
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"- We talk. - This is why you can't just do"
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"whatever you want, Louise, there are consequences."
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"You shouldn't have left the group."
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"And I shouldn't have let you talk me into doing this!"
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"No! Right now we just have to get Rudy his inhaler!"
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"I know that tree was our ladder!"
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"I put it there!"
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"I think I'm coming around."
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"I think I'm getting better."
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"Nope! Getting worse."
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"Getting worse."
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"I know how to give CPR."
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"Uh, wh-why don't I just try it?"
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"And if you hate it, I'll stop."
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"- No! - Yeah, okay, you're right."
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"Just hold on."
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"Maybe the bravest and dumbest thing I've ever done."
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"This is for you, Warren Fitzgerald!"
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"- Cool. - Whoa!"
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"Whoa! That was amazing!"
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"You remember these hands?"
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"Oh, Gene, you're never done with boobs."
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"They're everywhere you look!"
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"Mountains, speed bumps..."
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"You've ruined sand!"
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"Darn it. We still haven't settled this."
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"- Well, what makes me a dork? - Well, um,"
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"Graphic novel. But, yes, I also dabble in comic books,"
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"- action figures, and stickers. - Yeah. See?"
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"Well, you're a dork for horses."
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"Huh, I am. Among other things."
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"Hmm. I guess we're both dorks in our own way."
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"No."
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"Well, the verdict is in. I'm a dork."
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"And I'm a dork for dinosaurs and my series of graphic novels."
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"I'm a dork for Ollie. I'm a dork for Andy!"
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"What about you, Mr. Frond?"
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"- Call me. - Oh!"
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"We might be dorks for different things,"
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"but at our cores, we're all..."
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"the same. I made a very good point. Let's all go now."
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"Boys are from Mars, girls are from Venus."
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"Uh, Linda? What? Ow. What?"
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"Uh, we've been talking, and we want you to leave."
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"You want me to leave? Yeah."
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"Well, chant for it."
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"Oh, wait. I'm sorry."
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"That's right. You can't chant! Ha!"
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"How many pumps? L-Let me read the instructions."
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"Oh, what, you're worried he's gonna breathe too well?"
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"Buddy."
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