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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Carpe Museum (S03E03)

"O-Okay. Where's your inhaler?"
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"But don't worry about me."
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"Why didn't you tell me you need your inhaler?"
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"I'm your buddy. We're supposed to talk."
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"So it's your fault?"
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"That tree was our ladder."
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"Oh. Oh, boy. Uh, CPR."
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"And you, too, Rudy."
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"Hello, sand."
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"We're finally done with boobs!"
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"Hell, you just made a nice pair yourself, Cool Breeze."
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"You're probably all wondering how the voting came out"
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"in the Tina/Henry dork controversy."
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"And being asked out by handsome guidance counselors."
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"Get your buddies and let's go!"
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"Wha... Really!"
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"Oh, I hate you."
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"Scabs are coming!"
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"They'll do anything for a dollar!"
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"Oh. Regular-Sized Rudy, I detect a bit of wheeze."
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"Yeah. I-I heard about that."
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"What did you do to it?!"
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"Perfect crime. Mmm."
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"♪ Boys are from Mars ♪"
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"♪ Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom ♪"
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"♪ Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom ♪"
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"♪ Chaka, weina, wang, weina, chaka, weina ♪"
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"♪ Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom ♪"
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"♪ Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom ♪"
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"♪ Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda, weina, chaka ♪"
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"♪ Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda... ♪"
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"for volunteering to volunteer."
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"Yeah, so we're even."
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"Well, I've been a parent volunteer for eight years,"
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"Great... so, how did you survive eight years of being stuck"
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"with Mr. Frond?"
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"- Wine Thermos. - Hmm."
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"Get a cyanide Thermos"
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"because field trips are dumb!"
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"I agree... field trips are dumb."
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"I remember being a kid, going to the zoo,"
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"and sneaking off with Warren Fitzgerald."
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"I didn't really smoke."
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"Start your story over... I just got here."
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"Aw, you didn't care about seeing the animals?"
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"Yeah, it's a pretty crappy museum, too."
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"And we go there every year."
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"I like it. Me, too."
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"The Sands from Exotic Lands"
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"exhibit is my favorite."
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"there was sand in my crack."
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"I bet we all have a good Sands from Exotic Lands story."
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"Hey, sometimes good things come from boredom."
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"Okay, people, take a look at my buddy board"
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"and find your randomly"
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"Oh, look, Andy and Ollie got assigned to each other."
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"What are the odds?"
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"- Yay! - Yay!"
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"And I got..."
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"I got a Genie in a bottle."
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"- No. - Hey, I heard you can see boobies"
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"from all around the world in this museum"
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"if you know where to look."
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"We're going on a booby bender."
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"Boobity-boobity-a-la-la-la."
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"This I could get used to."
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"Rudolph Steiblitz?"
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"Wait, is that Regular-Sized Rudy"
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"or Pocket-Sized Rudy?"
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Geez, Rudy, quit sneaking up on people."
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"Great, I have Tina Belcher."
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"The dorkiest girl in the school."
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"Maybe I'll show him how to be cooler."
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"You know what? Maybe she just needs someone"
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"People used to say I was a dork, too."
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"This'll be fun."
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"I guilted him into going."
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"You miss him, huh? The thing is,"
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"he's still here."
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"He's you, he's that spatula."
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"- Aw. - Sure, it's a crappy restaurant"
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"and people walk right by it, never take notice."
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"- Wait, what? - The floor's always sticky."
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"Sticky?"
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"now that I made Bob go,"
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"I feel like those kids don't need me anymore."
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"Now he gets to play mama bird. Singing the songs on the bus..."
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"Go to them!"
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"Oh, oh! Go to the museum."
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"Be with your babies, go to them!"
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"I got to go, I got to go!"
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"We'll be fine. I'm waiting on..."
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"on fries. Lock the door, Linda!"
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"Get out! Why are we going?"
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"I'm designing robot characters for my next graphic novel."
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"It's important to have interests,"
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"but maybe you can find one a little less dorky?"
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"Uh, it's actually pretty cool."
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"Maybe you just don't understand it?"
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"Oh, I understand it."
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"in order, which you haven't, so I doubt it."
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"Robots? But that does give me an idea"
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"somebody's gonna want to jam."
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"Well, okay, but I haven't..."
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"I don't know, Louise, why?"
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"where there's a different guidance counselor."
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"- Hiya! - Yeah!"
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"Don't say that here."
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"That's fine... I'm out of material."
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"Ooh, is there a rat exhibit?"
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"I think those are picketers. Picketers?"
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"don't want to be in there!"
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"That's how terrible it is!"
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"It's a good thing your mom isn't here."
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"Why, Mom likes protesting?"
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"What? No, she loves chanting."
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"Yah, tah, yah-tah-tah!"
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"Hi, Madeline Greenberg, museum director."
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"Phillip Frond, counselor of children,"
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