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Clips from South Park - It's a Jersey Thing (S14E14)

"You sick, old woman muff cabbage!"
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"Muff cabbage!"
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"Fuck this psycho bitch. Let's get the fuck out of here."
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"She's a fucking pig. She's fucking pissing me off."
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"- I love you. - Take it easy."
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"I thought I was going to deck her. I was really fine."
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"All better. Just had to get that out."
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"It's a Jersey thing."
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"You do not understand. Neighbors from Jersey are the worst."
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"They keep me awake all night. They're either screaming at each other"
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"or making disgusting sex sounds."
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"All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other."
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"You know what you do to make them move away?"
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"Every night, you take a crap on their doorstep."
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"Busted."
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"They talk way too loud, they flip out for no reason,"
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"and every time they act like selfish assholes, they go,"
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"You're talking about Jersey? Me and my friends are from Jersey."
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"More of them?"
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"There are people from Jersey all over."
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"{pos(192,230)}I'm standing there, I'm like, "Who's from Jersey?""
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"{pos(192,230)}And people all like, "Yo, woohoo!""
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"{pos(192,230)}Next thing you know, Jersey party at Sizzler."
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"Let's get this party started."
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"Danielle is being a stupid bitch."
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"Shut up, Teresa. You're pathetic."
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"You're muff cabbage."
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"Hi, sweetie. You got to meet our new neighbors."
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"- This is Jacqueline, she's from Jersey. - And Sicilian."
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"That's Danielle, she's from Jersey. And that's Caroline."
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"I'm having my face shaved. It's a Jersey thing."
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"I'm sorry, I have other clients in ten minutes."
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"Can you sit down?"
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"When the salon girl told Teresa to sit down,"
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"Teresa, calm down."
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"I don't have to take your shit. I'm from Jersey."
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"Get her, Sharon!"
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"- What? - Sharon, stay out of it."
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"- You people are crazy. - Who is crazy?"
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"Are you talking about my family?"
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"Is my family crazy?"
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"Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?"
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"You trashy whores get out of here and leave her alone."
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"You're the psycho bitch!"
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"You want to see fucking crazy?"
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"You better step the fuck away, you wanna see fucking crazy."
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"People of South Park,"
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"As many of you already know, everything east of the Rockies"
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"is now part of New Jersey."
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"The Jersey Shore now includes Jacksonville, Miami,"
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"the gulf of Jersey Mexico and the Jersey islands."
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"Jesus, why are they doing this?"
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"More people from Jersey are showing up in our town."
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"If we don't do something,"
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"South Park is going to become West Jersey."
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"Well, that does it."
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"Let's go tell everyone from Jersey we don't want them here."
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"That won't work."
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"You can't tell people from Jersey you don't like them."
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"that you all think they're cool."
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"How do you know that, Mrs. Broflovski?"
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"That's when I knew I had to tell everyone the truth."
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"That originally,"
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"I'm from Jersey."
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"Born and raised. I wasn't even called Sheila back then."
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"In New Jersey, I was known as S-Woww Tittybang."
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"I drank heavily and punched a lot of bitches in the face."
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"I'm able to control my Jersey side which doesn't really come out"
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"I'm just hoping that people here don't judge me for it"
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"or somehow hold it against me."
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"Who are you talking to?"
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"You wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing."
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"You ain't getting by that way."
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"Look what the cat threw up in the litter box."
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"Come on, we don't want to be seen hanging around him."
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"- What are you talking about? - We heard the news."
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"- Your mom is from Jersey. - So what?"
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"So what? That makes you from Jersey."
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"- No, it doesn't. - He's from Jersey. Get away from him."
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"I'm not from Jersey. I was born here."
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"What's strike three?"
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"You are a ginger, a Jew and from Jersey."
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"That's three strikes. You're out."
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"- What? - Did you know she was from Jersey?"
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"My God!"
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"- His skin is turning orange. - No, it isn't."
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"Yes, it is. It's getting oranger."
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"You do what you want."
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"and I shan't be playing basketball with the likes of you."
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"And I'm going to start crapping on your doorstep a lot more."
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"My God."
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"- You're in there? - Hold on."
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"Not now, please."
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"- Two... - All right."
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"I know this has to be very upsetting for you."
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"When I got pregnant with you,"
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"your father and I were living with my parents in Newark."
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"We knew we had to get out."
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"Neither one of us wanted our child to be from Jersey,"
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"so we moved, as far away as we could."
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"But now, I realize you can take the fetus out of Jersey,"
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"but you can't take Jersey out of the fetus."
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"What are you saying?"
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"I'm saying that for the first two months"
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"I carried you in my stomach, I lived in Newark."
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"- I don't want to look like this. - It isn't so bad."
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"A lot of people think the Jersey look is nice."
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"I can hide it. Nobody ever has to know."
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"I can't ever let anybody know."
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"Live from St. Louis, New Jersey, it's the Jersey News,"
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"with anchormen P-Train and Tan Jovi."
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"Our top story tonight,"
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"many Jersey people are freaking pissed"
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"after a small town in Colorado"
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"got all agro on some decent Jersey folks."
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"For more on the story, we go to Chicago."
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"{pos(192,220)}People here in Chicago, New Jersey, are riled up."
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"which is at the border of Denver, New Jersey,"
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"is discriminating against people from Jersey."
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"They won't sell houses to people from New Jersey,"
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