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Clips from South Park - It's a Jersey Thing (S14E14)

"The new neighbors that moved in to Stan's house."
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"Yeah. Stan said they're having them over for diner tonight."
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"Muff cabbage!"
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"I met that Stotch woman. What's her name?"
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"She's cabbage."
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"I don't really work out."
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"I've got fight something, my biceps are going flat."
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"You've got a big chin. We've all got imperfections."
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"That was totally uncalled for. For what she did."
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"ever, you rat dog,"
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"You fucking psycho bitch!"
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"That's what you are, you're cabbage."
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"I wanted to get my point across to her, and that's how I am."
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"Like, I can be mad one minute, and then I'll be fine."
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"So, who wants dessert? Me!"
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"Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?"
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""It's a Jersey thing.""
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"Who is from Jersey?"
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"Where the hell are they coming from?"
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"I'm pathetic?"
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"I thought Teresa was going to bust a tit."
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"Don't fucking tell me what to do. I'm a client here."
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"Don't you pull my friend's hair, you bitch."
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"Psycho bitch!"
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"Psycho bitch!"
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"we have all noticed a steep rise in everything Jersey lately."
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"Living in South Park,"
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"unless I get around other people from Jersey."
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"Hey, dudes."
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"Don't try and deny it."
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"You're one of them, and by my accounts that's strike three."
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"Shut the fuck up."
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"- Why does it matter? - It just explains a lot."
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"He's even starting to look like he's from Jersey."
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"Because his mom's a Jersey asshole doesn't mean he is."
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"As for me, you're a heartless, backstabbing Jersey boy,"
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"Couldn't be."
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"- Not right now. - Open the door."
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"This instant. One..."
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"I guess we need to talk."
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"What am I?"
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"What's up, New Jersey. It's the evening news."
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"Apparently, a town called South Park,"
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"and they're making all the ones who moved in move out,"
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"What's up with that?"
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"We are very sorry,"
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"OK, Mr. I'm awesome at geography."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I told you, I'm not one of them."
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"I don't want to live in West Jersey any more than you."
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"- Overcompensating a little, aren't we? - That's enough."
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"You're tainted with the three Js,"
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"I'm not one of them."
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"Do you understand me? You better get that to your fat head."
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"Nobody is going to help us. We're on our own."
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"It tore a whole in my meat locker,"
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"It's one of them. That thing's from Jersey too."
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"Get it off of me."
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"So then he grabs my throat, and he slams my head into a tree,"
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"My head is gashed open."
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"He's getting worse. The Jersey in him is coming out."
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"What's up? It's kind of nice out tonight, huh?"
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"He has to be put away, and he has to be put away now."
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"At some point, he might start suspecting something."
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"We are trying to stop our entire country from becoming New Jersey."
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"and you have witnessed the very worst of mankind."
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"Now, I ask you to watch this."
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"Come on, hurry."
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"It's actually... Lights!"
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"It's a trap."
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"Do we really have to resort to that?"
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"The Jersey people are advancing. Where is Randy?"
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"All right, Mr. Situation, we'll try this again."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Is it them?"
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"You guys, it's raping me!"
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"Jesus Christ! What do we do?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Get out of here."
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"You want to smush, get creepin' somewhere else."
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"That's the last of it."
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"Who is that?"
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"Our country is getting back to normal, and we owe it all"
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"to Osama Bin Laden."
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"South Park News - La Fabrique www.sous-titres.eu"
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"Mom, Dad, what's muff cabbage?"
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"- Muff cabbage? - Where did you hear that?"
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"Muff cabbage."
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"Ike and I saw the mom get a parking ticket,"
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"and she called the parking cop muff cabbage."
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"A new family moved in ? Where are they from?"
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"They're from New Jersey."
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"A family from New Jersey moved in next to the Marshes?"
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"Oh, God! Poor Sharon!"
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"- Doesn't she know? - Know what?"
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"Never invite a New Jersey housewife into your home."
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"And I met the school principal. What's her name?"
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"What a stupid bitch."
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"Excuse my language, but that bitch needs her fucking head examined."
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"{pos(192,225)}My family moved from Jersey to South Park about a week ago."
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"{pos(192,225)}So far, I can tell that everyone here really likes me."
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"Linda?"
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"Have you noticed how yellow that bitch's teeth are?"
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"I went to the mall and just about dropped dead."
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"The only panties you can buy make you look like a grandma."
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"Randy, what gyms are good here? Where do you work out?"
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"Where can you get good clothes in this town? Nowhere."
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"That's why you're stuck wearing garbage like that."
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"The woman who works at the hair salon, Julia,"
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"have you seen how big that bitch's ears are?"
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"Julia is a friend of mine."
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"Ears out to here."
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"I tell her, "You got big ears, sweetie.""
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"I'm not trying to be mean. It's a Jersey thing."
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"Right, like your eyes are kind of far apart."
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"My eyes are too far apart?"
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"And like, who is she? Is she God? No."
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"You don't ever,"
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"prostitution whore!"
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"You probably sell your muff for $6."
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