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Clips from South Park - It's a Jersey Thing (S14E14)

"and they're taking down all the Jersey owned shops."
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"These people got a beef with Jersey. What's up with that?"
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"We are coming after you, South Park."
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"We fight discrimination."
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"It's a Jersey thing."
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"Governor,"
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"you have to send your troops to join us in this fight."
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"We're just a small town. We can't stop New Jersey on our own."
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"but California cannot afford helping you at this time."
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"Can't you see that if we fall, California is next?"
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"Because Utah is between Colorado and California."
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"Fine, but when Utah is taken over, then who is next?"
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"Nevada."
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"Really?"
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"My dad said to distribute all these guns."
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"We're going to let him stand here? He could easily be a spy."
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"Jewish, Jersey and Jinger. Admit it."
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"I'll smash your fucking teeth in."
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"Hurt my throat, because he push it right here,"
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"and the back of my head hit the tree,"
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"He was barking, and he scratched it."
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"Did you see the scratch?"
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"Emperor Akishino, we need Japan's help."
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"Fine, but you Japs will all be eating hoagies in a month."
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"We can't take on all of Jersey. We have to find support."
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"There is no support. Every ally America had is..."
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"When the threat is great enough, you turn to your enemies for help."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"We could ask Al-Qaeda."
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"Ask Al-Qaeda for help? After what they did to us?"
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"Maybe it's time we put our differences aside."
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"What about the families of the victims of 9/11?"
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"Their feelings matter for another ten months, damn it."
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"We got a problem."
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"You got to get down to the bar. There is trouble."
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"- People from Jersey? - I don't know what the hell I saw."
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"smashed a cigarette machine in half."
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"Come out, now, make it easy on yourself."
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"- What is it? - It's called a Snooki."
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"It's very famous."
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"That thing is famous?"
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"- Why? - I don't know."
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"What are we waiting for? Let's kill it."
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"Don't let it get away. Where is it?"
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"Who is that?"
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"Shoot it."
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"and then he screams, "I'll smash your teeth in.""
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"Kyle did that? Gee whiz."
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"I don't see any other choice."
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"We have lock him in the meat freezer at Sizzler."
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"- Are you being serious? - This is very serious."
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"But locking Kyle in a meat freezer, he could die."
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"If he does, too bad. Did you see the scratch on my head?"
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"Did you smell raspberries? I smell raspberries."
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"We need to do this now."
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"Hello, Mr. Bin Laden."
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"My name is Randy,"
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"and I'm a geologist in America."
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"I know that America isn't your favorite place in the world,"
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"but darn it, we need your help."
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"If we do not succeed,"
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"Jersey will spread to Japan, Russia, and eventually, to you."
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"You have seen countless horrors in your lifetime, Mr. Bin Laden,"
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"- What are we doing at Sizzler? - You won't believe it."
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"- It's a miracle. - What kind of fucking miracle?"
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"Jesus answered our prayers. It's so cool."
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"It's right there in the meat locker. Kyle, go check it out."
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"- Why? - Go see why. It's a Jesus miracle."
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"You want to lock me in there, because you think I'm one of them."
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"Seriously."
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"- You won't trap me. - Trap you?"
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"Get him to the meat locker."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Back away. This is for the safety of all of us."
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"Sorry, but you can't be trusted."
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"Fine, Cartman, you really want me in there..."
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"What is that behind you?"
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"I'm serious. What is that behind you?"
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"You ginger Jersey Jew. Your tactics won't work on me."
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"Snooki want smush-smush."
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"He's still questioning that new prisoner."
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"But I told you. It's just a Jersey thing."
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"You just don't understand. It's a Jersey thing."
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"- Stop playing stupid. - Maybe he really is stupid."
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"Nobody is this stupid. What are you people planning?"
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"It's just a Jersey thing."
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"You've got to be from Jersey to get it."
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"They're from Jersey."
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"Let's go."
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"Let's go creepin' in this town."
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"Don't you talk about my family."
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"This is where we make our stand."
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"South Park will never be West Jersey."
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"Fuck New Jersey!"
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"Keep shooting."
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"We're sick of you, Jersey. Fuck off!"
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"- Get it off of me! - Snooki want smush-smush."
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"Got to find a way past it."
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"- What does it want? - Sounds like it wants smush-smush."
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"Snooki want smush-smush."
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"Why?"
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"Dude."
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"Get out of here, you piece of cabbage."
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"You're cabbage, you know that?"
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"You got cabbage in your muff."
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"You got cabbage in your fucking muff."
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"We're out of ammo."
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"Then we've got to start falling back to Utah."
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"What's the point? Can't you see it's over?"
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"It's Al-Qaeda."
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"Give them hell, Al-Qaeda."
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"On a cold October night, a small town in Colorado"
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"stood up to New Jersey and finally said, "Go away.""
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"Our fortitude was the inspiration for others and now,"
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"New Jersey is slowly receding back"
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"to the desolate land from whence it came."
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"You're back to normal."
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"The more distance between me and New Jersey, the better I feel."
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"But you still have it in you. You saved my life."
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"Deep down inside, you're a monster, but you're my little monster."
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