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Clips from The Simpsons - The Haw-Hawed Couple (S18E18)

"They're not good."
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"I don't like him."
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"But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot."
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"Hell, no, we won't show!"
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"Hell, no, I won't mow!"
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"Oh, I wish I could see it."
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"Bartholomew J. Simpson, how can you be so mean?!"
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"What are you going to do about it?"
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"I'll whack you with the whole salad set"
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"You are going to that party."
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"Well, if no one else jumped off"
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"Kind of..."
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"Nelson's not bad."
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"Lisa, you're never gonna get a husband by being sarcastic."
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"And you are going to that party."
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"Oh, your elbow's like an angel's kiss, but you still have to go."
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"and having to be Mr. Funny all the time."
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"And here we are."
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"Okay, just walk in, say "happy birthday" and get out."
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"This party doesn't suck."
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"Pizza, that's a nice touch."
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"'Cause this party is off the hook!"
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"What up, B?"
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"Um, happy birthday, Nelson."
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"Uh, I know it seems a little quiet."
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"Must be a lot of traffic today. Is Highway 88 backed up?"
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"Oh, yeah, it's a parking lot out there."
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"Stupid Highway 88!"
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"Hi, kids, my spidey sense is tingling."
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"I love you, Spidey!"
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"Don't go."
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"My party peeps are en route, I swear!"
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"But how could nobody come?"
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"Maybe you can have fun with just me."
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"Okay."
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"Come on, Bart."
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"Let's knock him down."
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"Look at our kids, playing like champs."
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"Yeah. How'd you afford this kick-ass party?"
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"So how was Nelson's party?"
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"We had pizza, cake and then sang songs with Nelson's grandma."
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"Hey, Ralph, have I got half a sandwich for you."
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"I saved you a seat, best friend."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Whoa! Me, too!"
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"We are so connected!"
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"I got a lot on my plate."
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"I've got a big report due on the Nile River topic sentence,"
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"You made me get water on my cheek."
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"Bart is my best friend now,"
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"which means no one picks on him ever again."
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"I forgot how cool Bart was."
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"Yeah, he's awesome."
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"Good guy, good guy."
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"I've known him for years, but I ran into him at a party"
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"and we really clicked."
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"So why don't you go pick on someone smaller and weaker?"
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"Let's go over to the Sunshine pre-school and wail on toddlers."
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"Yeah, we'll jump 'em while they're napping."
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"Huh...?"
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"When you're done putting Lisa to bed we can, uh..."
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"finish what we started the other day."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Marital sex!"
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"nightlight on, no barn owls,"
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"don't do drugs, love you, good night."
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"Dad, can't you read me a story for a little bit?"
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"But your mother smells like coconut."
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"Angelica Button and the Dragon King's Trundle Bed."
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"It's the ninth book in the Angelica Button series."
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"Broken, lonely grown-ups."
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""Chapter One: The Ruby Stone in the Door-Portal"."
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"No."
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"of Headmaster Greystash...""
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"Angelica Button, you are a mere Earthkin."
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"Foolish Earthkin!"
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"Send her to the sorrow mines of Mount Purgatorium."
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"Lisa, wake up."
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"Oh, Dad, I'm tired."
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"Mm, sometimes."
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"I mean, a shark can't stop swimming or it'll blow up."
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"Man... I never knew you were so deep."
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"Here, this is for you."
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"A Nelson vest!"
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"From then on, my life changed."
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"♪ He's a rebel and he'll ♪ ♪ ever, ever be any good... ♪"
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"All of a sudden, I was a somebody in a school full of nobodies."
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"For us, to live any other way was nuts."
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"♪ That's no reason why I can't ♪ ♪ give him all my love ♪"
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"♪ He' rebel, no, no, no, to me... ♪"
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"So, Scoty, how do you like school?"
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"Closed!"
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"Lisa's sleeping over at Janey's."
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"Apparently, her mom makes good mac and cheese."
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"You must read ahead. Fiction is your passion!"
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"Lady, you're nice, but I'm married."
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"Just read the book, you shaved ape."
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"Just take a peek at the title of the next chapter,"
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"with dark wizard Maluicious Krubb.""
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"If you save Angelica... you die!"
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"Good-bye... Angelica."
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"Greystash."
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"He killed Greystash!"
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"Thanks for spoiler the there, big mouth."
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"He's a bully."
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"They just can, okay?"
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"It's weird to see you as somebody's sidekick."
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"Whoa, Bart Simpson is nobody's sidekick."
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"Then why are you wearing that vest?"
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"Because my chest is cold and my arms aren't."
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"right here in front of everyone."
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"Come on, Bart. Throw the dork a bone."
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"I was waiting to smash this frog with you, and it peed in my hand."
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"Sorry. I was, uh... stealing loose grapes at the grocery store."
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"See you later, lying traitor!"
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"Well there's something in my eye, too."
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"I made 'em into a dress for karaoke singing."
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"Hey Bart, do you want some ice cream?"
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"I just hit a major marshmallow vein."
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"Oh! I think it goes all the way to the bottom."
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