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Clips from Friends - The One with the Screamer (S03E03)

"Um, no, I don't think so."
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"- Could we take a look at your ticket? - Sure."
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"Yeah. Yeah, see, this says, "D-13.""
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"- And... - Oh, well, I thought that..."
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"You thought, huh? Yeah, well, that didn't really work out too well for you. Idiot!"
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"Look, you're surrounded by even numbers. Does that give you some clue?"
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"What, with all his training they go through. Get out!"
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"Here."
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"- Hey, man, you want the aisle? - No, I'm good."
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"CHANDLER: There he is. RACHEL: There's our star."
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"You were great."
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"- I wasn't in that. - I know."
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"Hey, Kate, listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate."
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"- Excuse me. Excuse me. Sweetheart. - Hi."
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"Come."
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"So that's the girl you like."
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"He viciously screamed at total strangers."
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"I think he's bad news."
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You don't like the guy Rachel's dating?"
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"Well, that's odd."
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"Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys, this is Kate's understudy, Lauren."
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"- Hi. - Hey, gosh, you look so familiar."
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"Oh, yeah. I ran into you in the hallway in your building."
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"It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day."
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"So how'd you guys meet?"
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"Well, uh, the short version is, I pursued her for a couple of months."
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"Then I gave her a check for $20,000 and she was mine."
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"Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version."
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"Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous."
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"Hey, you guys, this is my agent, Estelle."
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"How do you do?"
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"Oh, you two girls were outstanding."
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"Do they have representation?"
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"They weren't in the play."
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"- Huh. We're not actors. ESTELLE: Oh. What a shame."
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"Because with her face and her chest..."
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"...I could really put something together."
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"Could I borrow it?"
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"Hi. Remember me?"
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"Hi. Yeah. Ahem, Tommy's in line for the bathroom..."
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"...and someone just cut in front of him. I think he's gonna snap."
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"I don't know. Could be because I don't feel like..."
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"...standing around all night, waiting for some guy who may or may not scream."
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"Oh, but Cailin..."
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"...he definitely will scream."
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"Goodbye, Ross."
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"Oh, go, all right."
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"[MAN CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Here we go, people."
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"[GROANS]"
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"Ahem, "Boxing Day."
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"Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da. Aha."
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""Joey Tribbiani gives an uneven performance."
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"Yes. Ha-ha-ha!"
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""Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable.""
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"Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, aha!"
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"Here it is. "The direction..."
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"...by Marshall Townend is...""
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"Thank you, boys and girls."
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"You've ruined my life."
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"Please stuff your talentless faces..."
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"...with my mother's crab cakes."
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"Excuse me."
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"Does anyone mind if I save this?"
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"- Oh, is the play over? - Yeah, where were you?"
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"WOMAN [ON RECORDING]: Thank you for your patience."
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"You're the next caller."
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"You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy."
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"No, I've kept myself busy."
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"Oh, okay, yeah, I put your stuff in her room and her stuff in your room."
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"Hey."
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"You okay?"
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"Fabulous."
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"- You know what you should do? - Become a drama critic."
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"I am hurt."
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"By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review."
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"Oh, classy."
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"Yep."
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"I sure know how to pick them, huh?"
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"You know I gave up a part on a soap for this?"
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"Wow."
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"Yeah, I, uh... I gave up a job too."
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"- Really? What? - Uh, declawing cats."
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"Hey, tell you what, let me walk you home."
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"We'll stop by every newsstand and burn every copy of their Times and The Post."
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"- Why The Post? - You didn't see The Post?"
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"- No. You? - No. Why?"
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"You really think these newspapers are just jealous of me?"
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"Oh, absolutely. You're talented and you're good-looking."
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"Aw, you're sweet and cute."
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"- Wait. Wait a minute. - What?"
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"I don't get you."
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"I mean, first you hate me."
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"Then you sleep with me."
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"Then you want nothing to do with me. Now you want me again?"
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"What? So you never went out with an actress before?"
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"Kate, do you even like me?"
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"- Of course I do. - So how come you blew me off?"
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"- You know, how come you were with him? - I don't know."
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"I just do this."
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"I always have to pick, like, the smartest guy..."
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"...or the most talented guy."
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"You know what I mean."
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"I mean, like, the sweetest guy."
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"Joey, you're just so..."
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"You're so..."
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"Here we go. Let's get your feet up there."
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"Good night, Kate."
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"I'm gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl."
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"WOMAN [ON RECORDING]: Please stay on the line."
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"Your call is very important to us."
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"Pheebs, you've been up for 24 hours. Go to sleep, honey."
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"- This isn't healthy. - No, no, I'm fine."
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"And you know why? Because of all the riboflavin."
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"- Hey. MONICA: Hey."
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"Didn't you have that outfit on last night?"
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"Yeah. I stayed at Kate's, but, uh, nothing happened."
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"I'm so, so sorry, Joey. I am definitely gonna see your play."
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"I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience."
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