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Clips from Friends - The One with the Screamer (S03E03)

"Your play is the next play I'm gonna see."
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"- Anyway, how'd it go with Kate? - Oh, it was great."
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"...and it was amazing how much we connected, you know?"
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"Then she passed out."
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"But then she woke up. Yeah."
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"And we stayed up all night talking."
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"And now we're, like, totally crazy about each other."
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"- Joey, you had "the night." - What?"
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"When two people finally realize their feelings for each other..."
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"...and they talk for hours and they learn all about the other person."
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"You think?"
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"- Ha, ha. Did you learn about her family? - Two brothers. One died."
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"- Yes. JOEY: Yeah."
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"This is from the woman at the bar."
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"Sorry. She thought you were somebody else."
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"- What time is it? - One."
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"Watch doesn't work."
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"Tommy's supposed to be here soon. We're going to lunch."
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"All right, I don't think you should be seeing Tommy anymore."
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"- You don't? ROSS: No."
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"The guy is mean. I mean, really mean. I think you should stay away from him."
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"Hmm. Or maybe I should stay away from all men."
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"No, it's not just because I'm jealous."
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"I mean, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not jealous, okay?"
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"Look, the guy, he screamed..."
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"...he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats."
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"Yeah, and at the end of the play, he..."
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"He got up, you know, and he just started, like, banging his hands together."
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"Okay, fine. Fine. You don't want to believe me, no, that's fine."
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"No one believe me. I'm Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny."
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"What's in the cup, Ross?"
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"- Um. - What is in the cup?"
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"Okay, it's coffee."
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"Iced coffee? Tell me it's iced coffee."
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"- It's hot... - Hot coffee!"
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"What's your favorite thing about summertime?"
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"Hmm, going to the beach when it stays light real late."
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"Yeah."
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"- Hey. - Tommy."
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"Say, what's your favorite thing about summer?"
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"Ooh, I don't know. Probably the, uh, smell of freshly cut grass."
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"- Aw, that's a good one. - Yeah."
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"Hey, sorry. Sorry I'm late. My duck and my chick had a fight. It was ugly."
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"- Look, we held the curtain for you. Let's go. - Okay."
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"Vic. Where have you been, baby?"
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"- Where's Kate? - She got a job in L.A."
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"What?"
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"I've been waiting up all night for you. Where have you been?"
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"Where have you been, Vic?"
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"Oh, uh... Go to the window."
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"I wanna run down to the truck and show you something."
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"What do you got down there, Vic?"
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"What do you got under that tarp?"
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"When is she leaving?"
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"Tonight. What are you doing?"
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"Hey, you mind if I use the phone?"
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"Why don't you use ours across the hall because she..."
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"...has problems."
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"Thanks."
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"Whoa. Whoa."
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"Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you."
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"Ha, ha. Yeah, but you didn't. Ha, ha."
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"[STAMMERING] No, but it's hot."
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"Ross, would you just stop it? It's getting really old."
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"I can't believe no one believes me."
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"I do. I believe you."
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"You do, Pheebs?"
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"Yeah. But I also believed her when she said I was next."
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"Ooh, hey."
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"Hey there, little fella."
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"Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how you doing?"
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"Aw. Aw, ew. Oh. Ew."
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"Gross."
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"Idiot!"
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"Stupid, little, fuzzy, yellow creature!"
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""Oh, look at me. I'm so cute. I'm a little chick who's disgusting!""
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"God, you're so stupid! How are you not yet extinct?"
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"[QUACKING]"
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"[MIMICKING DUCK]"
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"What are you quacking about?"
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"Step away from the duck."
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"Ooh, sorry, little Mr. Chickadee."
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"Sorry you went doody in my hand!"
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"Well, I guess we're not going out anymore."
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"Man!"
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"- Joey. - Kate."
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"I'm so glad I caught you. I couldn't find you before."
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"What's going on? What's all this about L. A?"
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"But what about us?"
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"Last night was wonderful."
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"But I can't stay here just for you."
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"- I'm sorry. MAN: Joey, on-stage."
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"Well, can you stay till the end of the play?"
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"I mean, I'll go to the airport with you. I want to say goodbye."
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"LAUREN: Where are you, Vic?"
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"Flight's in an hour. I gotta go."
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"Vic?"
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"- Vic! - In a minute."
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"Yeah. I guess it is."
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"One thing you gotta know is that I will never forget you."
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"But you got things you have to do now."
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"And so do I."
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"And so..."
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"...I'm gonna get on this spaceship..."
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"...and I'm gonna go to Blaargon-7 in search of alternative fuels."
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"But when I return 200 years from now..."
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"...you'll be long gone..."
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"...but I won't have aged at all."
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"So you tell your great, great granddaughter..."
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"...to look me up."
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"...baby..."
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"...I'm gonna want to meet her."
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"So long, Vic."
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"Phoebe, it's been two days."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Ugh, good thing it's one of those 801 numbers, right?"
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"Phoebe, 800 is toll free. 801 is Utah."
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"No, no, no."
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"It has to be 800 because all those big companies have 800 numbers."
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