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Clips from The Simpsons - The Ned-Liest Catch (S22E22)

"till episode 25 of a Ken Burns documentary,"
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"Ned!"
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"It's pinot grigio time!"
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"See you tomorrow, Teach."
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"Don't remind me."
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"Mrs. K.?"
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"Yes. And the way things are going,"
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"Even on snow days?"
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"It's due tomorrow-- no excuses."
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"But what if my dog eats it?"
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"Yeah. Um, he hates how learning"
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"has taken me to a place he'll never go. See?"
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"Hang on. Wait a minute."
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"Little help? Little help?"
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"Flanders, little help?"
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"Homer, could you stop throwin' balls over my fence?"
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"Oh, absolutely, Ned. Sorry."
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"Little help?"
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"Don't worry, sweetie."
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"Okay, time to go back in the..."
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"night-night..."
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"Well, if it isn't the local school marm"
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"and his new girlfriend."
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"That's a burn on you, Flanders."
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"Pretty funny, Homer."
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"It's not funny at all."
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"Homer, I'd appreciate it if you weren't so rude to Ned."
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"Whoa. Flanders, this chick does not get our thing."
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"Homer, do you know how lucky you are?"
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"Yeah, language."
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"Sorry, Ned, but I can't watch this guy"
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"push you around anymore."
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"Marge, tell her how I don't push Ned around."
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"Actually, sometimes you do push Ned around."
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"What?!"
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"Don't do that, Homie. It rubs off your side hair."
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"Hey Ned, can I borrow some hair?"
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"Which brings me to item number two on the agenda:"
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"I understand you borrowed a thing or two from Ned"
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"that you never returned."
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"See, Dad?"
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"Teachers should not be allowed to live near their students."
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"We're natural enemies,"
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"like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln."
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"Don't panic, son."
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"We can bust up Teachy and Preachy."
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"Here's what we do: I'll take Flanders out"
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"and remind him of the joys of the single life."
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"You scare Rod and Todd by telling them"
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"Krabappel will become their evil stepmother."
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"If fairy tales have taught us one thing,"
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"it's that first wives are perfect,"
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"second wives are horrible."
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"Just the opposite of real life."
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"Yeah, isn't this place great?"
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"If you're single, you can come here every night."
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"I don't want to come here."
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"Last time I did, someone slipped me a Mickey"
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"and wrote "Churchy Joe" on my face."
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"It's your own fault. You gotta read the coaster."
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"Ned, let's cut to the chase."
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"Yeah, let me guess."
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"You're probably gonna do something boneheaded"
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"like try to talk me out of seeing Edna."
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"Ned, if it's boneheaded to talk"
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"you out of seeing Edna, then I don't wanna be brainheaded."
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"Homer, listen to me."
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"For a long time now I've been lookin' over the fence"
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"at that wonderful relationship you have with Marge."
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"Then I remember what it was like to have a sweet woman of my own"
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"lying in a twin bed"
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"Someone to hold the other end of the sheet when I fold it up."
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"Oh, Ned, I never dreamed"
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"that beneath those iddilies and diddilies there was a dude."
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"That's right. And like any man, I put on"
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"my secret Christian underpants one leg at a time."
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"Oh, you beautiful, beautiful wuss."
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"And Cinderella's stepmom made her sew clothes"
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"and mop the floor."
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"We do that already."
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"Wanna see me load a bobbin?"
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"No, I... Give me that shirt."
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"I'll patch the hole in the armpit."
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"Haw haw."
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"Can I get this by Tuesday?"
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"Ned, I have a confession to make:"
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"I may not have come here"
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"solely with the noble intention of getting drunk."
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"But now, from the bottom of my heart,"
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"I wish you and Edna the best."
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"Fellow barflies."
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"To Ned Flanders and Edna Krabappel."
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"What a fox."
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"Yeah, to Edna."
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"Yeah, that broad is some dame."
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"You all know Edna?"
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"Oh, yeah, man."
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"Everybody knows Edna."
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"We made sweet music in the band room,"
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"poetry during English class, and you don't want to know"
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"what we did in the multi-purpose room."
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"My e-mail address is Edna-lover-one-seventy-two."
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"It was the lowest number I could get."
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"Guys, quit telling the truth."
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"Joey Kramer?"
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"The drummer from Aerosmith?"
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"Yup, that's me."
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"And after a night with Edna,"
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"I couldn't walk this way, that way, or any other way."
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"Ooh la la."
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"Wait, you've all plucked a peach from her tree?"
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"Uh... Uh..."
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"So Joey, is Wikipedia accurate when it says "Walk This Way""
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"was inspired by Young Frankenstein?"
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"Thanks a lot, neighbor."
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"Don't you mean "neighboreeno"?"
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"You stupid jerks."
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"I can't believe you could be so cruel."
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"Especially you, Joey Kramer."
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"Ned, is anything wrong?"
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