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Clips from The Simpsons - The Ned-Liest Catch (S22E22)

"You've been acting distracted all night."
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"Oh, I was just wondering how many boxes of staples"
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"20? 50?"
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"What exactly are we talking about here?"
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"See you tomorrow?"
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"Yeah, give me a kiss, Neddy boy."
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"That's right. Kiss all the men"
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"that have ever made their way to Edna's adventurous tongue."
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"COMIC BOOK GUY: I should be discreet in my Tweet but brutal in my blog."
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"We made love in so many elevators."
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"Experiment."
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"What is it?"
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"I can't do it."
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"Edna, call me Delta Airlines"
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"'cause I can't handle your extra baggage."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"All right, pipe down back there, you'll get your chance."
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"Oh come on, Moe, quit hoggin' her face."
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"I hope you're proud of yourself, Homer."
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"I've got some bad news for you, Marge."
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"I'm actually not."
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"Well, there's Ned out on his power walk."
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"Maybe you should talk to him."
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"What? My doctor said "don't walk.""
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"That was a traffic signal."
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"Hmm."
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"He's a good man and a good neighbor,"
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"and you're drinking coffee from his mug right now."
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"Hey, Flanders, hold up."
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"I-I know you're not comfortable"
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"with all the guys Edna's seen around town."
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"And country."
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"Ned, I've..."
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"Oh... learned that the only way"
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"relationship survives is by forgiving."
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"Endless, endless forgiving."
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""Forgive them, father, for finding all my eggs"?"
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"And if giant rabbit can lay chocolate eggs,"
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"maybe you and Edna can find a way to make it work."
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"Edna, I had a long talk with Homer Simpson yesterday,"
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"and as I was carrying him back home,"
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"I had a lot of time to think."
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"You've been with a lot of men, but I forgive you."
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"You "forgive" me?"
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"Ned, I'm not ashamed of dating those men, I'm proud."
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"I still wear your bra."
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"Well, not exactly proud, but I'm stuck."
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"Ned, if we're gonna stay together,"
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"ever get in our way."
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"I guess this is gonna have to be decided by a higher power."
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"Should Ned and Edna stay together?"
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"Visit thesimpsons.com and vote."
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"We'll announce the results in next year's season premiere."
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"Probably at the end, so you'll watch the whole thing."
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"There's a whole host of voting options-- friends with benefits,"
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"frenemies with frenefits, super friends with wonder pets,"
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"all designed to distract you"
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"while we take your personal information"
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"and use it to apply for credit cards in your name."
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"Homer, stop teasing."
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"Right."
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"Teasing."
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"I'm waitin' for ya."
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"Also, if you wanna find the real shooter of Mr. Burns,"
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"go back and look for more clues."
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"They're all there."
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"Yeah, right."
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"A baby shot a guy."
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"Just vote. It's your duty as a citizen of TV."
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"Shh!"
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"I've never raised a hand to a student."
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"They never seem to like that analogy."
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"where accused teachers are held"
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"as either Kafkaesque or Orwellian."
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"And what about that father?"
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"Probably between the hooters"
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"Oh, what the heck?"
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"Are you still bumping moustaches with Ned?"
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"Uh, little help?"
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"Don't you humiliate me in front of my kid."
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"Ned is a wonderful, caring man, and a darn good neighbor."
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"Oh, my."
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"across the hall from mine."
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"Who are you to judge how I've lived my life?"
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"you have to promise that my past will never,"
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"♪ Just holding my pillow tight ♪"
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"It should just go unpunished forever."
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"Actually, I do have a speech prepared."
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"in my life is my business, The Leftorium."
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"This is harder than it looks."
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"Having Krabappel next door is nothing but trouble."
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"No. Just plain neighbor."
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"Oh, okay."
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"What does sound like a lot to you?"
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