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Clips from The Simpsons - The Ned-Liest Catch (S22E22)

"Well, I'm not quitting."
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"I'm staying here till you give me my job back."
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"So, what do you do for fun here?"
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"You'll find ways to pass the time."
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"Me, I watch that crack in the ceiling."
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"Hey, hey, find your own crack!"
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"Now before I leave,"
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"let me turn on this malfunctioning air conditioner."
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"Is that ice?"
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"He's a science teacher."
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"BA Psst! Mrs. K!"
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"Down here!"
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"You shouldn't suffer for my bad deed."
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"Fine, half-assed apology accepted."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"Pah!"
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"What else do you want to talk about?"
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"Check this out-- a dead possum."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"Okay, Bart, what's going on?"
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"I'm a teacher in a bathroom with a student."
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"Mrs. K., I'm here to spring you."
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"Well, that's kind of you,"
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"especially after I nearly choked the life out of you."
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"You didn't do that."
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"No, but that's what I told everyone I did"
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"to earn the respect of the gangs."
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"But I can't just wander out of here whenever I feel like it."
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"Who says you're leaving?"
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"You made a dummy of me?"
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"Mm, I use it to workshop my pranks."
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"Now follow me!"
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"Oh, I don't know about this."
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"I can't believe"
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"a middle-aged woman is scared of a three-story drop."
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"I'll show you who's middle-aged!"
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"Hmm?"
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"Oh, great!"
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"The one day I put cream cheese on my bagel!"
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"'Cause I just caught me a flying red hot!"
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"Ha! Ah..."
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"You know, I don't believe"
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"so I don't commit the deadliest of sins--"
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"omission-- here's my card."
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"Oh."
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"Edna Krabappel."
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"Good luck finding a rhythm for that"
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"Okay, Ms. Krabappel, what made you topple?"
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"Oh, your card doesn't lie."
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"Well, I'm a truthful kind of guy."
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"And I like how it's printed in orange."
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"Uh, so, uh, we were talking about why you decided"
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"For some reason, I was following the advice of one Bart Simpson."
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"Bart Simpson? Why, he lives right next door to me!"
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"Yeah, when they made him,"
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"they did not skimp on the puppy dog tails."
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"Homer?"
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"Yeah, he's the peanut in your popcorn."
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"Lots of fun... I guess."
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"You know, I wouldn't mind"
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"Homer lying naked in his hammock,"
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"but does he have to string it up higher than the fence line?"
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"I'll bet your wife doesn't like it."
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"Ah, I'm afraid"
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"Oh, you poor man."
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"Besides my kids, the only thing"
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"We've been the anchor store"
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"in the sad mall for the last ten years."
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"Oh."
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"And you're a former Mrs.,"
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"so, uh, where's your husband buried?"
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"of a coat check girl in Shelbyville. Ha!"
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"Oh, boy, that laugh is infectious."
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"Ha! Ha!"
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"That's fun."
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"Thank you for lunch, Ned."
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"Well, thank you for taking me to that Pinkberry place."
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"It's a lot less racy"
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"than its name would lead you to believe."
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"Crossing it off my do-not-go list."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Well, sir, I guess I better refenestrate ya."
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"You know, I am a fallen woman."
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"Whoa, slow down."
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"I never go to second entendre on the first date."
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"Oh, ho."
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"You've been in there for three hours!"
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"What are you doing, taking a bath?!"
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"♪ I cried through many endless nights ♪"
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"♪ Then you came into my lonely days ♪"
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"♪ With your tender love and sweet ways ♪"
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"Aw."
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"Good news, Edna."
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"The governor crushed the teachers' union,"
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"so you don't have to stay here anymore."
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"Now I can just fire you."
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"I'll rehire you,"
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"but you will have to work weekends as a prison guard."
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"Well, I would get a chance"
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"to see lots of my former students."
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"You've got a deal."
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"MRS. KRABAPPEL: Mmm!"
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"Getting sprung really made me feel like celebrating."
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"Huh. Well, maybe I should lose a layer."
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"Edna, you're a very beautiful woman,"
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"Oh, come on, Ned."
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"We've both been married before."
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"Those two boys of yours weren't delivered by stork."
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"Oh, yes, they were."
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"We deliberately chose a Dr. Stork"
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"But I think if we hold off for a while,"
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"Like a mild cheddar, I get tangy when I'm sitting on the shelf."
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"Okay, I'll try it your way."
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"But can I at least nibble on the cheese? Mmm."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You have the energy for one more?"
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"Absolutely."
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"This is the best DVD about cheese-making I've ever seen."
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"Oh, great."
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"I know it's impolite to make a move"
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