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Clips from The Simpsons - The Last Temptation of Homer (S05E05)

"- Oh, pick me, teacher! I'm ever so smart. - Uh--"
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"Oh, I couldn't read it. The letters are all blurry."
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"Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades..."
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"Oh, well, that's just ''loverly.''"
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"Run! We'll hide at my house!"
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"Hey, this emergency exit is painted on!"
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"There's no way out! There's no way out! We're doomed! Doomed!"
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"Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape..."
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"but we desperately need a real emergency exit."
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"[ Shouting ]"
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"I'm not sure, sir. It was here when we moved in."
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"[ Men ] Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!"
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"Excellent, Zutroy. Work hard and each day you'll get a shiny penny."
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"That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie."
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"This plant violates every labor law in the book."
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"- But I still stand by my hiring policies. - [ Quacking ]"
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"Get back to work, Stewart!"
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"you'll ever need under one roof."
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"You do have insurance, don't you?"
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"[ Chuckling ] Let's go visit the optometrist."
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"where one eye is weaker than the other."
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"- You'll have to wear these for two weeks. - Oh!"
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"Rub a palm full of this medicated salve into your scalp every half an hour."
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"Keep him away from open flames and pregnant women."
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"Hmm. Throat looks a little red."
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"- I'd better spray it. - [ Coughing ]"
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"If they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor."
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"Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new coworker, Mindy Simmons."
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"- Hi. How's it going? - Pleased to meet you."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Ain't you never seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before?"
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"[ Both ] Nice glasses, four eyes. [ Laugh ]"
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"- Your appearance is comical to me. - [ Kids Laughing ]"
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"[ Gasps ] I'm a nerd!"
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"- Have a good night, Homer. - You too."
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"No goose bumps, no hallucinations."
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"That last time was just a fluke."
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"Hey, Homer, you're hallucinating again."
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"Not a good sign."
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"Seems okay. Anybody see the game last night?"
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"Yeah. That Mindy seems real nice."
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"Yeah. Usually you just take the box of doughnuts into the bathroom."
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"- [ Shouting ] - [ Kids Screaming ]"
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"- [ Grunting ] - [ Kids Laughing ]"
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"- Moe, I need your advice. - Yeah?"
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"- That's the worst name I ever heard. - [ Sobbing ]"
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"- Bye,JoeyJo-Jo! - Oh, what the hell? It's me."
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"I'm attracted to another woman. What am I going to do?"
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"Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common."
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"Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?"
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"Uh-- So, let's have a conversation."
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"- Can't talk. Eating. - Hey, my favorite--"
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"Double glaze. [ Gurgling ]"
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"Not me. That's my idea of heaven."
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"- D'oh! Me too! - Really?"
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"I can see I'm gonna love working with you."
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"- [ Bell Dings ] - [ Sighs ]"
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"I guess we'll be going down together."
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"- I mean, getting off toge-- I mean-- - That's okay."
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"Oh, that's unsexy."
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"- " [ Humming Theme From I Dream ofJeannie ] - Ew.!"
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"[ Burps ]"
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"D'oh!"
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"[ Whispering ] Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts."
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"Ah, home to my loving family."
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"What more could a man ask for?"
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"- [ Groans ] - Hi, Dad."
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"Hi, son! How are you-- Ew!"
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"Dad, look. I made fish sticks."
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"Yeah, good."
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"[ TV: Indistinct ]"
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"Let's have a little quality time together, just you and me."
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"Guess what? There's a new place at the mall..."
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"[ Man ] The Burmese melon fly has over 1 ,000 sex partners..."
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"and suffers virtually no guilt."
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"[ Woman ] Ooh!Just do it."
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"Examine your scalp for ringworm."
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"Homer Simpson, that's a dilly of a pickle."
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"[ Both Grunting ]"
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"- I'm so happy, darling. - I as well."
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"- Are you happy,Jeeves? - Yes, sir. Quite."
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"[ Gasps ] Marge lives here?"
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"-[ Man ] Madam President, your approval rating is soaring. -[ Marge ] Mmm."
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"This dream is over."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"You're goofy-looking. [ Laughing ]"
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"- What the hell? - Shh!"
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"[ Murmuring ]"
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"Come, you must be tired from the chase."
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"Finally, Bart's one of us."
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"" Oh, Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking ""
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"" But I sent you BenGay ""
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"Because I have a small role in a Broadway musical."
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"It's not much, but it's a start."
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"- [ Thinking ] Bravo. - [ Lone Clapping ]"
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"with a woman named Mindy or a man named Andy."
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"No, Lisa, I swear to you! I'm 1 00% completely serious!"
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"''Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction..."
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"I think we should avoid each other from now on.''"
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"''Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger.''"
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"The first such incident occurred in 1 956 when''--"
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"Oh, no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert."
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"Uncontrollably, I think--"
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"- Are you sure, sir? - Well, no one else seems to share the same spirit of camaraderie."
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"[ Gibberish Continues ]"
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"to represent us at the National Energy Convention."
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"Wow! Capital City!"
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"Come on. I'll get you the tickets."
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"Oh, this is the worst crisis my marriage has ever faced!"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"[ Wolf Whistle, Meowing ]"
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"[ Barking, Howling ]"
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"[ Gibberish ] Hubba-hubba."
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"Stop that! I love my wife and family."
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"All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort."
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"[ Gasps ] Free mouthwash! Free shampoo!"
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"- Free shower curtain! - [ Mindy ] Free shower curtain.!"
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