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Clips from Clone High - Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand (S01E01)

"Don't touch me, Gandhi"
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"Welcome back, Joan."
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"and a thermos full of tranquillisers, thank you very much."
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"You know, maybe someone that..."
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"Now, I know I don't have to tell you"
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"without giving too much away..."
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"This isn't about who we hang out with."
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"Abe, I want you."
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"You know Abe, tonight I finally have a night off from the hotline?"
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"I'm so glad you're getting the beer tonight."
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"I know?"
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"If the clerk asks if you're over twenty-one, say yes, got it?"
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"Well uh, it's my foster parents."
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"You know, I'm hot now."
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"Gandhi, I think it's really big of you"
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"Won't they be able to tell we're not students?"
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"Where are my bitches?"
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"He's sad."
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"Hey, would Gandhi put somebody on speakerphone?"
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"No!"
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"Jesus Gandhi, how could you?"
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"Look Kennedy, we kissed."
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"Oh and also, don't floss your teeth."
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"Oh yes. No one indeed."
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"Underage drinking."
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"The rest of you are free to go."
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"I knew it!"
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"I was working on it, and I tried to email it to myself,"
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"♪ Dug up famous guys and ladies ♪"
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"I'm taller I've got slightly bigger sideburns..."
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"Nine fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches,"
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"- Nah, I like Cleo. - But Abe, think about it."
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"Not. Now."
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"Cleopatra, comin' at ya!"
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"Gandhi. We had every class together last year?"
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"Before you leave, we have an announcement from Miss Of Arc."
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"Sorry to disturb you, but there's growing concern among"
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"the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures that you may be..."
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"completely insane."
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"BLASPHEMY!"
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"Yeah, that's fascinating."
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"She's numbers one and two, on my list,"
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"Invited, that is."
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"Dude, we're never going to get invited, sitting here,"
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"They're not geeks, Gandhi."
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"And I spent my summer bioengineering this anthropomorphic peanut."
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"This is about not having to put your hand"
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"and I'm not going to ignore it."
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"You want me to what?"
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"I'll get the beer."
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"Nope."
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"Well, you can talk your tight little buns into principal Scudworth's office!"
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"Hey, stud."
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"Let's practice again."
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"I am twenty-one."
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"I'll overlook your little gym class disruption"
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"Good! I'll use a big font, futz with the margins..."
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"and his various African-American bandleaders!"
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"I need to observe the teenagers in their element."
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"Attention students."
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"That is all."
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"Abe!"
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"Hey, I thought you had to work the hotline tonight."
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"Oh my God!"
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"You'll be fine."
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"I have a rash on my back."
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"Wesley."
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"I doubt it."
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"Hey, get off my dinghy!"
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"Not you."
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"but we're gonna be together forever."
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"And every moment we spend together"
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"If that were me, I would totally kill myself."
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"Egg whites only."
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"Teen Crisis Hotline, we're here because we care."
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"I'm Happy."
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"I stand corrected."
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"I am so funny."
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"but then my roommate--"
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"what it feels like to be a teenager... and a pinata."
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"and I'll see you next time, at Clone High."
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"- I was at camp. - Was it breast camp?"
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"I admire her commitment to community service."
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"Hi Abe."
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"Are those longer sideburns?"
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"Anyway, Abe, JFK's having a party Friday."
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"Hey, Cleo."
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"Why yes, these are longer sideburns."
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"You see I'm not just your kindly history teacher,"
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"Dude, that's a three story drop!"
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"Why, creating a mechanical British servant"
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"colon, "A Rope Of Sand"."
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"Wesley."
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"Well! I'm off!"
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"by checking you while you perform arbitrary physical tasks!"
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"So I was thinking we could like, you know,"
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"save gas..."
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"Slowly..."
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"Yes."
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"So I guess you're twenty-one."
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"I'm not twenty-one!"
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"STUDENTS ONLY!"
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"Baby was born that way."
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"No man, I just forwarded the calls to my cell phone!"
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"Come on, she's drunk!"
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"Cleo, I care about you."
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"Go for the jerk!"
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"it's never too early for your first time."
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"Go with the nicer guy."
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"Abe."
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"Answer the question!"
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"So we meet again."
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"and come back to my soundproofed basement."
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"Look, right now you're a loser, a big one,"
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"♪ Secret government employees ♪"
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"I'm gonna date a lot more this year."
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"she's hot, photogenic,"
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"of 150 women to bang this year!"
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"not coming to that party!"
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"Yeah, he's great."
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